Chapter 3 Uncle and sister-in-law
The charcoal fire in the brazier in the east wing was extremely hot, and the room was warm. Wu Pandi was sitting by the brazier with the soles of his shoes, when he heard a gentle knock on the door, he got up and opened the door to see that it was Li Dalong, who was thinking about him at dusk, and he was surprised in his heart.
Wu Pandi pulled Li Dalong into the house, latched the door casually, and then couldn't wait to put his arms around his waist and bury his head in his arms.
Li Dalong also hugged Wu Pandi tightly, kissed her forehead, and then moved his mouth to her ear and sighed softly: "Since the last separation, I have been thinking about you all the time, and I can't wait to fly to your side." ”
After saying that, Li Dalong gagged his mouth to hers.
A flush immediately stained Wu Pandi's cheeks. She wanted to speak, but her mouth was blocked, and she couldn't avoid it, so she gently tugged Li Dalong's braid with her hand, and then scolded softly: "Dead ghost, why did you think of me until now?"
"Alas...... I finally waited for this opportunity! No, I will come to you at the first opportunity!" replied Li Dalong.
Wu Pandi gasped and said, "Dead ghost, do you know, I've been thinking about you in my dreams. I'm still learning poetry from you!
You listen: the text can't be cooked, and there is no drinking buddy to accompany you. Jiang Lang is afraid that he will run out of talents, and only his red sleeves will follow. Dalong, how am I talking about it, like you?"
"Like, like, good poetry!" Li Dalong hurriedly praised, but suddenly sighed again, "Alas...... Pan Nan, if you marry Brother Mu, this life can be regarded as ruined! His pig's head was really kicked by a donkey.
Put a good woman like Pan Nan and you at home to be a widow, and he only cares about going outside to find those wild women and dirty women!"
"Why am I a widow? Isn't this you?" said Wu Pandi.
"Alas......" Li Dalong said with a sigh, "a swan was eaten by a toad......
"Gotta gotcha got!" Wu Pandi said jokingly imitating Li Dalong's tone, "Is there still 'a cabbage arched by a pig, and a flower inserted in cow dung." I'm tired of hearing it. ”
"Sister-in-law, I really feel sorry for you!" Li Dalong said affectionately.
"Know...... Road...... ......" Brother Wu Pan said in a strange manner, "You know that staying by my brother and sister's side 'distress' me, who will believe it?"
"Sister-in-law, don't say that!" Li Dalong sighed, "I guard those poor students all day long, and I am often disciplined like a mustache by the old man." It's infuriating!
Alas...... And my stinky mother-in-law, it's just a matter of giving birth to a girl in the first child, Xiao Degang is four years old, and she can't say a few words, and her sister-in-law concluded that she was pregnant with a girl.
My family is a famous family, a scholarly family, a descendant of the Marquis of Haixi, and the Lord Zhongtang is the family, and there can be no successor!"
"Come on!" Wu Pandi covered Li Dalong's mouth with his hand and said with a smile: "Oh, what's wrong with having a son and a daughter?
My genius, why are you talking so much about it today?
My brother and sister delivered the first two births, do you blame me for my bad luck and bring bad luck to your two babies?"
Li Dalong hurriedly said: "No, no! How can my sister-in-law say that?"
"I mean, where are all your usual sweet words and love poems?
"Haha! Okay, just listen to my sister-in-law!" Li Dalong suddenly became passionate and said with emotion, "Although I, Li Dalong, have read poetry and books since I was a child, but just like Lord Zhongtang said, Chinese scholars are immersed in the accumulation of chapters and sentences, so that they use what they have not learned, and what they have learned have not been used!"
Li Dalong was worried that if he kept repeating those simple words, Wu Pandi would get bored, so he wanted to innovate, first use himself as a counterpoint, and then praise her.
However, Li Dalong didn't expect that what Wu Pandi was tired of was precisely his sour taste: "Don't say that this big Li Zhuang is Zhenan Town, how many talented people like you can be?"
Wu Pannan's words are sincere praise, and they are also refuting Li Dalong's set of roundabouts, what she wants to hear is his simple and straightforward sincere words, even if they are repeated many times.
But Li Dahu didn't fully understand what Wu Pannan meant, so he just said with emotion: "Sister-in-law, I have always kept in mind the words of the sage, don't be a slut with your wealth, and don't disobey the public with your own opinion." But you opened my eyes and taught me a lot of truths that I couldn't learn in books. Nakado-sama said......"
What Wu Pandi really didn't want to hear was that Li Dalong recited the words of the saint to her. She hurriedly interrupted him, but she was not angry at all, but said coquettishly:
"You often put the words of Lord Zhongtang on your lips, but Pan Nan doesn't understand his words! But later you praise Pan Nan's words, Pan Nan understands. But how can I be as good as you say?"
"Sister-in-law, you are a kind and lovely woman with both talents and appearances. Without you, I, Li Dalong, don't even have the courage to live, where can I ......," Li Dalong still said with deep affection.
"Look, you're here again!" Wu Pandi raised his hand to cover Li Dalong's mouth and said, "You've said these sad things several times, I don't want to hear them! Can you make me happy?"