Eunuchs
Tang Tianhao put down the paperwork, sighed, and bowed his hand to Tianyi: "Lord Wei, such old things have been dug up by you, the old man has to say a word about the hero out of the youth, just from Zhou Li and Dong Wan's statement, only Sun Fu was killed by Zhou Li, but Lu Bin and Wang Wu were not, not because they didn't want to kill, but they were poisoned before they could do it, what is going on?" "
Tianyi looked at the rest of the people in the inn, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, picked up Sun Fuji's booklet from the ground, put it on the table, knocked it, and said leisurely: "This booklet only writes the past of Sun Fu and Tao Qian, but doesn't say a word about the present, Tang Zhutou, what do you think is going on?" "
Tang Tianhao stroked his beard and smiled bitterly: "Lord Wei is embarrassed to be a little old man, we are just a head catcher, catching people and arresting people, this brain-using thing can't be done, my lord, could it be that Sun Fu didn't come to write?" "
Tianyi raised his right index finger and swung it a few times: "No, no, no, Sun Fu is time, this booklet is very simple, it was not written by Sun Fu, Tao Qian has been frightened, what is the use of Sun Fu still writing this?" What is the use of this thing except to mislead the eyes of the government? As for who wrote it, maybe someone will tell me, are you right? Li Laodao? "
Everyone looked at the chef Li Laodao, who had a big head and a thick neck, in surprise, and after a while, he shook his head and said slowly: "Is it so obvious? Little hundreds? You're so arrogant, you guessed me all of a sudden? "
Tianyi laughed, leaning back and forth with a smile, and finally accepted the laughter, and the people next to him looked stupid......
Li Dabao asked Jin Daya in a low voice: "Brother, what are these hundred adults laughing at?" I don't understand! "
Jin Daya gave him a neck slip: "Don't talk nonsense. "
Weather clutched his stomach and waved his hand, panting and exclaiming, "Good! Tell you, that old knife Li! I didn't suspect you before, I just felt that there was something wrong, last night you told me, the reason why you are not afraid of the government, not afraid of Jinyiwei, is because you are just a small people, I want to think about it, see the old monkey, I want to understand, if you are really an ordinary people, you should be more afraid of Jinyiwei, living at the bottom, the only purpose is to survive, and you, to deal with people in official clothes, I feel very equal, and even a little condescending, which makes me very interested, So I deliberately dug a small hole, every time I talk to you, I will use the self-title of this official, I have used a total of 136 times to claim myself, you laughed at me seventy-four times, the rest is your absence, although you cover it up well, but your hands and eyes betray you, I don't know if you know it, when your mood fluctuates, you will involuntarily rub your thumb and middle finger a little bit, and your eyes will also pick up, which can only prove that in your consciousness, a mere sesame mung bean big official, It is ridiculous to dare to use words like this official. So here's the question, Li Laodao, have you ever seen a cook who dares to look down on people in official clothes like this? "
Li Laodao gradually put away his smile, his chubby face became solemn, and his nose, which was squeezed together by the flesh, snorted, a little sharp.
"Yes, you're right, you can't change your habits for many years, but it's not you, and others can't find out. "
"So I was thinking, you must have been a high man before, it can be said that you have the power of life and death, so I tried the old mute, you are really afraid that he will show his flaws, jump out, at this time I still haven't determined your identity, so I did a small experiment, put a sachet on the body, sure enough, almost everyone smelled it, but forgot about the other smell, I was thinking, one with the smell of oil smoke, one with the smell of horse manure, what to hide? I'm just a kid and don't know much, but I have a know-it-all subordinate by my side, and he told me that there is only one kind of person who needs to hide the smell of his body, and that is the person who has a bad smell on his body, especially the eunuch! That is, eunuchs. "
Li Laodao's face turned pale, and the thumb and middle finger of his right hand kept rubbing out.
"After the eunuch is cleaned, he will leave the problem of dripping urine, because he can't control the sphincter, oh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, you just can't hold the urine, which leads to the eunuch always smells, you successfully cover the smell of the body, so I think, pull the machine, this kind of poison that only the palace has in the palace, but also the reason why our Jinyi Wei meddled in the murder, the machine medicine on others, it is impossible, but in the two eunuchs who escaped from the palace, it is completely reasonable, so I sent my men, This morning, Lord Liu personally entered the palace and retrieved the files of the eunuchs in power whose whereabouts were unknown since the Jianwen years. "
Tianyi raised the document in his hand: "It is the list of eunuchs with grades, fortunately, the palace records the birth, old age, sickness and death of the eunuchs are quite detailed, I compared it, and found that there is a very interesting text, which records that Gu Wangsui and Li Jinglong are soldiers in the palace, trapping the capital, the smoke in the palace rises, and the envoy goes to the rescue, until it is too late. There is information about seven people behind this, the old mute, I am right, but you Li Laodao and I are not, but you probably didn't expect that although you changed your appearance by eating and drinking to gain weight, you can't change the mole on your neck, you have to ask me how I found it in your fat and fat neck? Don't forget, you're naked in front of me, aren't you? Li Wenshun Li Gonggong? Oh, and you, Hu Boyong and Hu's father-in-law, it's not easy to pretend to be deaf and dumb for so many years, right? "
Li Laodao stared at Tianyi, he didn't speak for a long time, the old mute got up from the ground, pulled his gray hair, pulled a stool from the side and sat down, probably because he hadn't spoken for a long time, his voice was hoarse, and his tone was a little stiff.
"What a smart boy, you can deduce this from the subtleties, you are right, our family is the palm seal eunuch Hu Boyong, this is the admiral eunuch Li Wenshun, I thought I could survive, but I didn't expect that I still couldn't escape. "
Hu Boyong's expression was a little annoyed, but he was there, and he faintly felt like a superior person.
"Escaped from the palace, began to hide in Tibet, panicked, we are the rest of the sentence, hiding anywhere is noticeable, King Yan moved the capital to Beiping, our family will discuss, or hide in the capital to avoid tracking, is it dark under the light? Who would have thought that there would be the remnants of the emperor under their noses? The two of us have been waiting for the emperor since childhood, so we can't take refuge in the new master like those faceless and skinless things, right? is nested in this capital, everything has been done, all hardships have been suffered, if our family has a chance to live, who would think of dying? It's better to die than to live, for more than 30 years, it's been like this. "