Volume 3 Life History Chapter 6 The Doctor Has a Woman
Shallot didn't answer him, just turned and clung to the vine and climbed up desperately.
Dong Wushu shouted: "Don't run!" ”
When he was about to rush up to catch the shallot, he heard the shallot jump off the vine with a scream. Dong Wushu raised his eyes and saw a blue-green snake as thick as a thumb coiled on the vine, spitting fiery red letters.
The shallots were so anxious that he jumped to his feet and pointed at the green snake and shouted, "Xiaoqing, get out of the way for me!" His nervous and crazy appearance completely lost the usual chic of playing with the world and laughing at all beings, as if he had changed into another person.
Xiaoqing? A snake still has a name?
Dong Wushu and Song Gongbao raised their eyes and looked at the abnormal onion with an inquiring gaze. They were about to ask a question, but they heard a female voice sounding faintly from behind them: "Yi Xiaocong, if you dare to climb up for half a minute, I will poison you!" ”
Shallot looked behind them, his face turned pale, and then he forced out a smile, and stammered, "I, I didn't, I didn't climb up." His expression was like that of a ghost, and his usual sharp teeth and sharp teeth ran away without a trace at this time.
Dong Wushu and Song Gongbao turned their heads to look behind them suspiciously, and Song Gongbao immediately turned pale and exclaimed: "Ghost...... Hell! ”
On the riverside not far behind them, I don't know when there was a green-faced fanged "ghost" riding a wild boar.
Song Gongbao, who was still talking about wanting to see what the ghost looked like, quickly shrank behind Dong Wuving, tightened his sleeve, and trembled and pointed to the river and said incoherently: "Female, female ghost!" She must be the female ghost that the boss said! ”
Dong Wushu impatiently pushed Song Gongbao away. He never believed in ghosts and gods, he looked at the "female ghost" with cold eyes, and saw that the "female ghost" was riding a wild boar with a pink bow tied on her head, her long hair tied up high, she held a long whip in her hand, carried a large bamboo basket on her back, and wore an emerald flower cloth robe with long narrow sleeves on one side and short sleeves on the other, and a light yellow coarse cloth long skirt on the lower body, and a pair of yellow boots dyed with grass on her feet. After a closer look, the sharp-eyed Dong Wushu found the terrifying face of the "female ghost" with blue faces and fangs, which turned out to be just a mask made of bronze.
The "female ghost" took out a silver flute the size of a little finger and blew it on her lips, and the green snake wrapped in the vines flew into the grass, and quickly crawled towards the "female ghost" and wrapped it around her bare arm with healthy wheat skin. She slapped the boar on the head, and the boar spread its hooves and walked towards the three of them.
The "female ghost" seemed to have completely ignored the existence of Dong Wushu and Song Gongbao, and walked straight towards the onion without looking at them.
Shallot's face was getting more and more ugly, and he wanted to turn around and run immediately, but he didn't have the guts. He could only stand still, watching the green-faced fangs approach him with teeth and claws.
The "female ghost" stopped the wild boar about two steps in front of the shallot, and shouted, "You stinky boy! I thought you were out there merry and didn't know the way back! As she spoke, she raised her whip and whipped it down to the shallot's feet, bringing up a lot of grass attached to the mud.
The onion cried and begged for mercy with a sad face: "I'm sorry, I knew I was wrong!" ”
"Yi Xiaocong, you don't pretend garlic in front of me!" The whip of the "female ghost" was thrown even harder, "If you really know your mistake, how can you sneak back and sneak away?" Stinky boy! Do you remember what you swore in front of me six years ago that you would definitely succeed in learning within five years, make a name for yourself in the rivers and lakes, and be a majestic hero? I was deceived by your stinky boy's rhetoric before I agreed to let you out! But the result? I heard that you retired from the finals of the martial arts league leader election two years ago, lost without a fight, and were used by a woman like a fool! Not only that, but you stinky boy doesn't know where you're dying like a shrunken turtle, and you can't even find a trace of Uncle Hua and his old man going out in person! ”
Shallot continued to dodge the whip attack of the "female ghost", and wailed miserably: "Sister! Please, if you have something to say, don't whip it again, okay? ”
The "female ghost" shook the whip more cheerfully, and said without any negotiation: "Not good! If I don't smoke you to death today, I don't know what to do, I'll write the three words of Yixiaofei upside down! ”
Dong Wudi, who had been watching from the sidelines, heard the words "Yi Xiaofei" and suddenly remembered something. He stood in front of the shallot, grabbed the whip thrown by the "female ghost", and asked, "May I ask if this girl is the immortal daughter of the divine doctor, the medical girl?" ”
Shallot widened his eyes and asked in surprise, "Uncle Dong, how do you know my sister's name?" ”
The "female ghost" raised her head slightly and glanced at Dong Wuving, and asked in a vigilant tone, "Who are you?" ”
Dong Wushu let go of the whip, stepped forward and clenched his fists and said, "Girl, do you remember the Nine Heavens Xuanbing in her body many years ago?" Poisonous babies? And the unlucky guy who was made to diarrhea by your poisonous pork for three days and three nights? ”
"Ahh Yi Xiaofei screamed in surprise and took off the mask on his face, "Are you that poisoned baby or that unlucky ghost Xiaodong who is stupid to death?" ”
Hidden under the mask was a beautiful face full of sunshine and more beautiful than the flowers blooming everywhere in the mountains and forests.
The healthy wheat-colored skin, the eyes that sparkled as if they could speak, and the little beauty mole under the left corner of the eye were exactly the same as the rude wild girl with a double bun, teeth and claws, and a little arrogant in Dong Wuyi's memory.
Yi Xiaofei raised her face and blinked at Dong Wuyi, waiting for his answer.
Dong Wushu smiled and replied, "I'm the unlucky ghost. ”
Yi Xiaofei looked Dong Wuxuan up and down with disbelieving eyes, and said, "I really can't see it." The unlucky man was a stupid kid with two lines of snot, and he didn't expect to grow into such a human being by accident. By the way, what are you doing here? ”
Without waiting for Dong Wushu to answer, Song Gongbao squeezed into the middle of Dong Wushu and Yi Xiaofei, pretended to make a gesture, and said: "The next surname is Song Gongbao, and he is the best friend of the shallot. Doctor girl, Xiaosheng is polite. He was originally very undignified and shrunk to the side with his head in his hands, but after he knew that the "female ghost" turned out to be a human and an onion sister, he quickly stood up; Then, when he heard Yi Xiaofei's question, he was afraid that he would be robbed of the limelight by Dong Wuving, so he hurriedly jumped out to grab the right to speak.