Chapter 162: "Extorting Confessions by Torture"
After arranging the aftermath of the club, the life and death brothers who have a deep friendship have not parted ways, and the most important thing is that they can go home to reunite with their sister and nephew for the New Year. This made Xu Wenlong's heart feel like drinking honey, sweet, hot, and indescribably happy. He hurriedly packed up the documents on the table, walked briskly, humming a song all the way to the sixth floor.
"Gotta go buy some gifts tomorrow, decent ones! It's a surprise to my sister, brother-in-law and nephew, of course, including the neighbors, as well as my friend and classmate Xu Wenming, who has played with me since I was a child, and I don't know how his elementary school principal is, or is it so hard and tired? I left in a hurry last time, and I didn't even have time to say hello to him, which really shouldn't be. Xu Wenlong walked and thought, "Call my sister again and tell her to go home immediately, so that she won't be alone at home in a hurry." I heard Ah Ying say that she had called countless times, and asked him where he was and when he would come home. ”
opened the door and entered the house, Xu Wenlong bent down and was about to change his shoes, but he didn't want his arms to suddenly tighten, and his body was hugged by the person hiding by the door early......
Xu Wenlong was taken aback, and just wanted to fight back, but found that it was Li Jing and Yang Yingying who were holding him from left to right! I saw the two girls wrapped in yellow scarves on their heads, wearing green cloths, wearing a wide red belt around their waists, and pasting a big piece of paper with the words "soldier" and "pawn" on their chests and backs, with serious and serious expressions, and their appearance was weird and funny, which really made people laugh. Looking up again, the one who stood tall in the spacious hall and leaned on the "mirror hanging" was not the long-lost Shauna! She didn't have a headscarf around her head, but she wore a paper-paste black gauze hat, wrapped in a yellow cloth that cut two holes through her arms, and a piece of paper on her chest, but it was printed with a dragon, a dragon with teeth and claws, ready to fly, probably a yellow robe. What's even more maddening is that there is a thick beard sticking to his lips, fluttering and dragging on his chest, it is really everyone fainting, and the pig collapses when he sees the pig! But she didn't care at all, and was sitting at the long dining table with a golden sword and empty eyes.
"Those who come are not good, and those who are good are not coming, this is really bad. It's not enough to have Li Jing and Yang Yingying, but also mixed with Xiao Na! I don't know what the hell they're trying to do! Alas, forget it, let them toss! Thinking of this, Xu Wenlong deliberately drooped his head and walked towards Xiao Na without saying a word.
"Sister Nana, oh no, the county magistrate wants to interrogate you, you have to cooperate, don't make her angry!" Yang Yingying reminded Xu Wenlong softly.
Xu Wenlong nodded and smiled at her gratefully.
Li Jing glanced at Yang Yingying, blaming her for not strictly guarding secrets and casually revealing the news.
When Yang Yingying saw it, she hurriedly lowered her head and didn't dare to say anything anymore.
After placing Xu Wenlong at a table with the word "defendant" written on it, Li Jing took the trouble to bow to the "county magistrate", lowered his head and respectfully reported: "Lord Qiqi, the criminal has been successfully arrested!" ”
Shauna rolled her eyes, tilted her head and shouted, "Who is kneeling?" What did you commit? Quickly recruit from the real to avoid the pain of flesh and skin! ”
Xu Wenlong looked at Xiao Na dumbfounded, he really couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, and wanted to cry without tears, but when he thought of the kind-hearted Yingying warning first, plus he had finished everything, he had no worries, so he decided to accompany them to amuse and be happy. So he put on a look of sincerity and fear, and said: "Lord Hui, Xu Wenlong, a grass citizen, is a cloth merchant on the street, who has always been law-abiding and public, fair in business, and never does things such as missing catties and two pounds, abducting and deceiving, and selling dog meat on the head of a sheep. I hope that the adults will be clear and innocent! ”
"Bold!" Xiao Na snorted, grabbed the "shocking wood" and was about to knock it on the desktop, but found that she was holding her own mobile phone in her hand, so she was busy reducing her strength, changing the heavy knock to a light point, and only symbolically touched the desktop. In this way, the effect of its anger immediately dropped to the freezing point.
Fortunately, the "soldiers" under his command reacted sensitively and "made amends" in time, and shouted in unison without waiting for orders: "Might...... Wu ......"
Xu Wenlong forcibly held back the laughter that burst out of his mouth, and quickly lowered his head. He can't afford the charge of "disturbing the public court and flouting official authority"!
"It seems that you really don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin, and you don't give up until you don't see the Yellow River!" Xiao Na stood up with a snort, pointed her halberd at Xu Wenlong, and said with a "roar" in her mouth, "Then the official asked you ......"
"The villain listens!" Xu Wenlong bowed and replied extremely humbly.
"Someone accused you of leaving home and mysteriously missing, and even disappeared for ten and a half days! What's the matter? ”
"Lord Qiyu, the villain is leaving home...... It's ......" Xu Wenlong was taken aback and hurriedly argued.
Shauna couldn't say anything, and asked aggressively: "Someone sued you for not wanting to make progress, letting yourself go, borrowing wine every day for fun, and returning drunk!" What's the matter? ”
"Wronged, my lord, you...... You've got to call the shots for the villain! "Xu Wenlong is extremely depressed, why do you borrow wine to have fun every day and get drunk and come back, isn't this a big injustice made out of nothing and chasing the wind and shadows?
"This official has always judged cases like a god, and he will never wronged a good person, but he will not let go of a bad person, especially a bad person like you!" Shauna is complacent, graceful, and boastful. She changed her words and said in an extremely gentle and kind voice, "I heard that you are misbehaving and dissolute in the United States, and you are specifically molesting women from good families, is it true?" Let's talk about it, confess well, strive for leniency, if half of the sentence is untrue, this official will not spare you! ”
"Your Excellency, your Excellency, this ...... This is a real wrong! Xu Wenlong was anxious, and shouted "wronged" again and again. Isn't it? I was trapped in a cage in Africa, suffered, and almost lost my life, but how could I make fun of women from good families? Isn't this a sin that is added to desire? But then again, for Karen, who has a bold personality and kisses herself twice, is this considered a seduction of a woman from a good family? If so, that's really a no-brainer.
The "soldiers" Li Jing and Yang Yingying also felt abrupt, and even stunned, I don't know why Xiao Na suddenly put such a shameful charge on him, which is inconsistent with the drill in advance.
"Report ...... Report to your lordship," Yang Yingying finally took a step forward with the courage to take a step, looked at Xiao Na with a dodgy gaze, and said in a hesitant voice, "That...... That seduces something or something, I see...... I see ......"
"Yes, my lordship, this sin ...... Forget it! Li Jing also begged for mercy on the side.
"Presumptuous, how can this official allow you to wait for someone to intervene in the case? While going cool! Shauna pointed at the two subordinates who "turned their elbows out" and scolded angrily.
Li Jing and Yang Yingying looked at each other, so they had to pout, and retreated very aggrievedly.
Shauna smiled lightly, satisfied with her supreme authority. She gently touched her "beard", shook her head and said to Xu Wenlong: "Now that people have obtained stolen goods, and the evidence is conclusive, what else do you have to say?" But you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court! ”
"My lord, Venerable Lord Qingtian, please don't listen to one-sided words! Villain...... The villain is really as deep as the sea! My lord! Xu Wenlong argued half-jokingly and half-seriously.
"Really? Do you mean that I am biased and unfair? Shauna stroked her long beard as she rolled her dark eyes.
"No, no!" Xu Wenlong hurriedly shook his hand and denied it, and said with a boast in his mouth, "You are always like a god, you are discerning, you are a big good official, and you have won the race...... Race over the ancient Bao Qingtian! ”
"Since you admit that I am like a god and discerning, it can be seen that I have not wronged or wronged you at all! What do you think? Confess your sins, be happy, and save yourself from delaying your old ...... My precious time, sir! Xiao Na was unforgiving, beat the snake with the stick, and as soon as she grabbed Xu Wenlong's handle, she immediately made a final decision, and sentenced the iron case without discussion.
Xu Wenlong's fart slapped on the horse's leg, accidentally pushed himself into the land of no disaster, and finally stood in a daze for a long time under the thunderbolt-like verdict on a sunny day, unable to say a word with his mouth wide open.
Shauna was overjoyed and couldn't help but feel fluttering for her brilliant mind and superior eloquence. She straightened her chest and said with a condescending and arrogant demeanor: "To accept or not to accept? Plead guilty or not? ”
"The villain is not convinced, he resolutely pleads not guilty, the villain wants to appeal, he has to appeal to the boss of the adult!" Xu Wenlong, who woke up, had a resolute attitude and refused to obey. Only a fool will admit that he is wrong! Otherwise, I don't know what kind of strange torture awaits me!
"Hey, do you want to bargain with me and resist to the end? I don't want to give some color, you see, you really don't know how good my lord is! The county magistrate Xiao Na was furious, grabbed a chopstick on the table and threw it on the ground, and shouted, "Come on, give me the 'Ten Tortures of the Manchu Dynasty'!" ”
"Chirp ......" Li Jing and Yang Yingying came out in response, and both rolled up their sleeves and pounced on the stunned Xu Wenlong.
"Report ...... I report an adult, and it is ...... Which of the '10 tortures' is used? After catching the "prisoner" who had no power to resist, Li Jing realized that the county magistrate's speech was vague, and he still did not know which torture instrument to choose.
"Let's come to that 'bloody rain' punishment!"
"What is the 'bloody rain' punishment?"
"Hit me, just beat me hard! First beat him with skin and flesh, blood flowing all over the ground, miserable wind and fishy atmosphere. Shauna waved her hand and ordered with a wicked smile.
"That'...... So what to fight with? ”
"Fool you! Do you have to ask me what to fight? Hit whatever hurts! Shauna hated that iron could not become steel, and glared at Li Jing very dissatisfied. Really, it created a great opportunity for you to clean him up, but he is still here rambling, mother-in-law!
"Yes, my lord, let's go fight!" Li Jing promised in his mouth, but his body was still standing motionless, "First...... How much to hit first? ”
Shauna rolled her eyes, stretched out four fingers and said impatiently: "Let's take forty boards first, and then increase or decrease them appropriately as appropriate!" ”
"Chirp......" Li Jing agreed, pretending to look around for the torture tools in hand.
Seeing this, Xu Wenlong couldn't help but be taken aback. Isn't it, isn't it? Do you really want to punish yourself! If so, will you not suffer a calamity in vain? It's not really true to the proverb "lie down and get shot, sit and get shot"! No, never. Thinking of this, he saluted Xiao Na and protested loudly: "Lord Qiyu, now that the facts are unclear and the circumstances of the case are unclear, if you arbitrarily use the punishment and torture to extract a confession, are you not afraid of causing an unjust, false and wrongful case?" This doesn't match your title of 'Seeing Everything'! It's no different from the 'gourd monk judging the gourd case'. You say not? So before the execution, please think twice! ”
"Yes, sir!" Yang Yingying cautiously said, "The 'prisoner' hasn't ...... yet Before he pleaded guilty, he was sentenced to death, for fear that he would ...... I'm afraid I'll be beaten into a trick! ”
"Absolutely bent into a trick! Even if the villain signs and draws, he must not accept it, 11 million will not accept it! Xu Wenlong also showed a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, preferring to die unyieldingly.
"Hehehe......" Xiao Na said with a smile, "This official doesn't care about any bending, as long as you recruit it, everything will be fine, everything will be OK!" Little ones, what are you still doing? Do you want to do it yourself? ”
Li Jing and Yang Yingying, you look at me, I look at you, for a while, their expressions were strange and their expressions were complicated. This Shauna's official addiction is too heavy, originally said that he would play and scare him, so that he could behave honestly in the future. No, now that she is playing on the spot, everyone is embarrassed and embarrassed to get off the stage!