Chapter 39: After the Transformation
Heaven, earth, heavenly god, where did I, Yang Miaomiao, offend you? You see that I am so unpleasant!"
Miao Miao pounded her chest and cried, "I want me to be a good beautiful girl but I have made you a man, a man wow!
"Huh, big tree, don't cry, you cry so much that my heart breaks. Little Mushroom loves you, Little Mushroom doesn't dislike you. ”
Miao Miao transformed, and the little mushroom transformed again. Except for the characteristics of some mushrooms on his body, he is basically the same as a human when he wears clothes. It can be said that it is a very successful transformation.
Of course, if you ignore her mushroom-like hairstyle, this is indeed a successful transformation.
The spirit demon transforms seven times, and its strength will increase once each time it transforms. Reflected in the appearance is height, age.
The little mushroom's second transformation was probably due to the fact that the first transformation was too sudden, and some of them borrowed Miao Miao's chance, so they didn't look like a human at all. And this time, it was a success, but it looked like he was only four or five years old. And it's very small, like a pocket doll.
She took a handkerchief to wipe Miao Miao's tears, and cried: "Big tree wow, I'm ...... Ah, Big Tree, why are you picking up my clothes?"
"Why?why?!"
Miao Miao's face was hideous, "Why are you a girl and I am a boy? I don't accept it, I want to be a girl! Give me your body!"
"Big tree, big tree! Wow, Grandpa Yan Xi save me, Big tree is crazy!"
"This must be the opportunity for you to take me as a girl, you pay me back!"
"It's really obscene, dead wood, you're really not ordinary obscene!"
A gust of wind blew, and the little mushroom arrived in Yan Xi's hand, and the clothes that had been stripped off in an instant were neatly dressed again.
"Children are bullied, and you are still not human?"
"Of course I'm not human, isn't this Yan Xi Sword Venerable very clear?"
Miao Miao said strangely: "It's you." Heh, bully me as a child, are you still human?"
The corners of Yanxi's mouth twitched, and he suddenly felt that the big tree was even more annoying after it was transformed.
Snorted coldly and said, "Who are you crying and sad to show me? It's been a few days? Hmph, look at your unproductive appearance! You still have six chances to transform into a woman, and sooner or later you will become a woman, what are you afraid of?!"
"That's not the point!"
Miao Miao's tone was calm, "That's not the key, do you understand?"
"What's that?"
Yan Xi looked surprised, "Since you know that you still have a chance to become a girl, what do you want to do alive or dead?"
"Are you blind or blind?!!!Do you see my face?!Do you see my face?!Don't you see my face??Do you see that nymphomaniac outside?ah?!I'm only seven or eight years old, she wants to double cultivate with me, this, this, this is the key, okay?!"
Miao Miao's chest rose and fell violently! Anyway, she can transform again. I think this time it's because of the escape into the inner demon that caused the transformation to fail. With this experience, she is sure that she will definitely change back into her daughter next time.
However, the crux of the problem now is: not only has she become a man, but she has also put on a young version of Mu Xiu's face, okay?!
That Zhang Yurong is now looking at himself stupidly, refusing to go down to the dangerous peak, and he looks like he will not give up if he does not push himself down. Think about what a woman wants to do to herself, she has to vomit out the rice overnight, okay?
The corners of Yanxi's mouth twitched, and he suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the big tree. Even if he becomes a man, he still looks like Mu Xiu's kid.
Mo said that it was herself, even if she looked at the young version of Mu Xiu's face, she also had the urge to smoke her!
"I'll tell the boss later and ask him to pull Zhang Yurong away. Let him give you a disguise pill again, and then you won't have to sulk at this face. ”
"Can this be?"
Miao Miao put away her tears, grabbed Yan Xi's hand, and said, "Then, is there any pill that can change gender?"
Yan Xi shook off her hand and snorted coldly: "Yes! I heard that there is a kind of craftsman in the palace of the mortal world, who can cut Ding Ding and make you a woman!"
Miao Miao trembled, subconsciously clamped her legs, and muttered, "Then, isn't that castration?"
"Yo, you have a broad understanding of feelings, right? Hehe, if you want to be a woman, then go to the mortal world and find someone to help you castrate. ”
"Dead old man!"
Miao Miao roared, "Why are you so ......?"
"Brother Xiu......"
Zhang Yurong's voice came from outside, with caution, "Brother Xiu, don't be angry, can Rong'er press your legs?"
"Get out!"
"Brother Xiu......"
After January, Miao Miao was quiet.
After more than a month of madness at the Danger Peak, I lost my strength, and finally accepted the fact that I had temporarily become a man.
As for that face, after taking more than 20 Yirong Pills to no avail, Miao Miao also gave up treatment. In his heart, he saw Mu Xiu, and he would stand up to his childhood face because of his heart knot.
This thing can't even be changed by Yi Rong Dan. Since you can't change it, then accept it. Anyway, we still have six chances, and next time, she will no longer be afraid of Mu Xiu, and she will change back to her previous appearance.
As for now......
Wouldn't we be okay if we didn't look in the mirror?
Although her face couldn't be seen, Miao Miao was actually a little satisfied with her transformation this time. At least it didn't turn into the ghost of the little mushroom, think about the appearance of the little mushroom after it was transformed for the first time, what a pit person!
And now, although there are still a lot of green vine textures on his body, at least there is no one on his face. As for the two little leaves on the head, they should be decorated.
You must know that there was a time when it was very popular in China on the earth to put a small branch with two leaves on the head!
When you go out to play, tie your hair into a bun and leave two leaves outside, maybe people will think it's a trendy dress!
In fact, if she could, Miao Miao wanted to bury all the leaves in her hair. She had done the same, but it turned out that she could no longer absorb the Sun and Moon Essence. So the branches could be wrapped, but her leaves had to be left outside, which seemed to her to be probably the same as breathing.
The leaves are her respiratory system, and if she covers it, she can't absorb the aura.
Miao Miao, who accepted the reality, soon became restless. After being a tree for almost 200 years, it is going to become moldy, and now it has become a human, so you have to go out and have fun!
But before that, there is a ritual to be carried out, that is, to give tea to Yupu.
Although Yupu can't teach spirit demons anything, some common sense in the cultivation realm can be taught. Therefore, Miao Miao became a registered disciple and hung under the jade gate, which can be regarded as fate.
After giving Yu Pu tea, Yu Pu took out a dagger and said: "After the Jin Dan crossed the catastrophe back then, I accidentally got this dagger, which was refined with the cold iron of the Nine Netherworlds, which was extremely sharp, and it could cut gold and rain, and sharpen iron like mud. Even a rope can be easily cut. I will give it to you today, and I will use it for self-defense. ”
Miao Miao's saliva fell, and looking at everyone's envious look, she knew that it was a good thing. It was not awkward at the moment, his body rose and fell, and he bowed, "Thank you, Master." ”
After that, she took the dagger beautifully, looked left and right, and the appearance of the wealth fan made everyone present feel the urge to beat her. Dashu is estimated to be the richest person in Quanwujimen.
After Miao Miao became a boy, in order to comfort her, the head of the family gave her thirty percent of the spirit stones that she had traded with her leaves over the years, which was as many as 10 million high-grade spirit stones. Coupled with the income over the years, she can go to her own door and support a small sect.
They are all so rich, and they are so greedy for money, and they are really getting richer and picking!
Seeing that everyone despised her, Miao Miao was embarrassed, and hurriedly put away the cold iron dagger, and then served tea to Yan Xi, kowtowed, and did not disobey at all. I thought to myself that it was not the dead old man who we were knocking, but his treasure.
After the salute, a certain girl stretched out her hand, and two black eyes looked at Yan Xi for a moment.
Yan Xi raised his eyebrows and said, "What to do?"
“??!!?”
Miao Miao frowned, "Doesn't the master have any gifts?"
"Huh?!"
Yan Xi was angry, "You dead wood is thick-skinned, how can you ask someone for something by yourself?"
"But you've drunk all the tea I toasted. ”
Miao Miao looked displeased, "Since you don't recognize me, why do you drink the tea I respect?"
"Tsk, you are embarrassed to say this as a registered disciple? With your qualifications, it is the greatest kindness to let you be a registered disciple, and you still want the old man's baby? No way!"
"You damn old man!"
Miao Miao jumped up immediately, pulled out the branch and was about to hit Yanxi, and scolded in her mouth: "Where is my qualification bad?
Yupu had a headache, looking at the cheap apprentice and the off-line master who had already scuffled, and suddenly felt that the days ahead would be very dark.
"Xiaoshu, don't be angry, don't be angry, the grandfather has prepared good things for you. ”
Xuan Xin came over with a smile, very kind and kind. took out a portable medicine garden and said, "This is a portable medicine garden, it is also as big as four acres of land, and it can be used for half a month by putting a high-grade spirit stone at a time." Aren't the turnips and weeds on the cliffs right with you? You can put them in there. In addition, I'll find you some spirit plants suitable for spirit demons, and someone will teach you how to plant them later, do you see if this thing is good?"
Miao Miao took a few steps back, looked at Xuan Xin at this moment as if she was looking at Grandma Wolf, and said vigilantly: "Master, I won't give you an apprentice, you should die." And your daughter...... Let her stay away from me!!"
The corners of Xuanxin's mouth twitched, and he suddenly sobbed: "Xiaoshu, don't you want to see grandpa so much? You see how good grandpa is to you? grandpa can give you anything......"
As he spoke, he looked at Yan Xi and then at Miao Miao, which seemed to say, "Leave this stingy ghost and mess with me!"
Yan Xi's eyelids twitched, smiled darkly, and said, "Silly wood, you see how well-intentioned the head is." I think you just keep your body as a man, and you can marry the daughter of the head of the family in the future, and maybe you can be the head of Wuji Gate in the future!"