448:Beijing Mission (1)
Hundreds of horses galloped.
The Song court's mission to Shu was a full hundred.
With the imperial edicts, the treasures of the imperial court, the private letters of the officials, and the missions they shouldered, they hurried up, slept in the open air, went to bed late and got up early, trekked through mountains and rivers, and went to all parts of Shuzhong at a speed almost like a messenger.
Xingyuan, Lizhou, Zizhou, and Kuizhou all have their own positive envoys.
The one in charge of Yizhou is Cui Han, Cui Zhongwen, who is not yet hot on the throne of the direct deputy commander of the imperial horse.
He has just passed the year of his establishment, and although he is tired from the long journey, he still maintains a good demeanor and a beautiful appearance.
Yizhou has news of disobedience, he heard it as early as Lizhou, but so what?
He didn't believe in a small Yizhou Mansion, and he really dared to do his best to block the car with his mantis arm.
However, when he really arrived at the city of Yizhou, he was speechless.
The city guards dared to raise their guns and shout to stop and not let them pass.
The reason is that I don't know the words on the flag, and I can enter the city, so I put the flag away and enter the corner gate.
"Bastard, this is the Great Song Dragon Banner, which represents the Great Song Dynasty court, you are so disrespectful, do you really think you are a copper-headed iron arm?"
The city guard pursed his lips disdainfully, pointed to the flag fluttering at the head of the city with his finger, and sneered: "Do you know that word, all over the world, all are Zhou soil, and within the four seas, all are Zhou Chen, your so-called Great Song Dragon Banner, which lady's riding cloth is made?" ”
When everyone around them heard this, they burst into laughter and applause.
Riding a horse!
Cui Han's handsome face suddenly rose redder than a riding cloth, and he waved a horsewhip in his hand and said angrily: "What a gut! ”
"Hey, if you dare to touch a certain corner of your clothes, Lao Tzu will let you drink in the septic tank, and again, this gate is guarded, you have to listen to a certain order, if you want to enter this city, collect the flag and go to the corner gate."
The crowd burst into laughter again.
If you really collect the flag and enter the corner gate, even if things go well, you can only go to the frontier to guard the beacon after returning to Beijing.
Cui Han knew that he was unreasonable with the big-headed soldiers, and he didn't see the general, so he had to endure his anger, turned to the east gate, and then was blocked, and then went to the south gate, the same encounter, a handsome face was angry, and finally came to the west gate, this time he didn't let the flag be collected, but he had to pay the city tax, and one person didn't have much money, but this shame was enough.
Seeing that the gatekeeper saw that he was easy to bully, he rolled his eyes and said that the city was prosperous, and weapons were not allowed to enter the city, otherwise it would not be good to frighten the people.
Cui Han learned to be obedient and asked his subordinates to discuss, but he was blackmailed with a hundred taels of silver, and he was angry that he had the heart to kill.
Jiayin cat watched the Song envoy eat deflated at the head of the city, and was overjoyed, and said to the goalkeeper: "Give the other three gates an average of twenty taels each, and you can't eat alone." ”
"Don't worry, general, let someone send it."
"Okay, I'll go back to the house first, and then scare them."
Jia Yin stretched his waist and didn't take the stairs, so he jumped down from the city, quickly entered the house, patted the tiger who was lazily basking in the sun, and smiled: "It's up to you later." ”
Tiger Kui stretched out his front paws dissatisfied, slapped the dog's hand, and squinted to sleep.
Cui Han entered the city with a belly of liver fire, no one led the way, and walked by himself, and finally arrived at the Yamen of the Jiedu Envoy, but the gate was easy to enter, saying that the Jieshuai was taking a nap at lunch, and went to the gatehouse to sit for a while, and then went in to pass the ceremony.
Cui Han entered the gate and thought to himself that he would ask you to take the correction, this time the door will be wide open. He didn't know that the yamen in Yizhou was different from other places, the gate was casually entered, and the Yimen was resting in the back, and between the two gates, there was a large school field.
However, as soon as he entered the gate, his whole body exploded.
A hideous monster with a swarthy body marching with tiger steps, baring fangs, dripping saliva, and a cold glint in its eyes, pressed towards the mission.
"Don't panic, this is the pet dog in General A's mansion, the most can argue about the good and bad of people's hearts, as long as you don't mess with it, it won't bite, you must not move, if you pull a knife or run away, it is General A's face, it will also bite off people's throats first."
"This ...... This ......"
Rao is Cui Han has also experienced the battle array, and he has also accompanied Shizong on the Northern Expedition, seeing this monster that looks like a tiger but not a tiger, he is also scared of the two tremors, and a breath of urine almost drips out.
Tiger Kui rolled his eyes, took a tiger step, and slowly forced in front of Cui Han, starting to sniff from the surface of his feet, until he sniffed under his crotch, Cui Han couldn't hold back his fear, although the cold hairs on his whole body stood on end, he didn't look ugly.
The tiger warrior holding the flag on the side was unlucky, because the tiger kui stretched out his tongue, only licked it, and wet the crotch of his pants, which frightened the tiger kui, the tiger shrank back, and the cold glint flashed in his eyes, and the armor soldier was ashamed and angry, roared, and used the flag as a gun, and stabbed at the tiger kui.
This time it was terrible, Hu Kui first retreated, then pounced, and threw it to the ground, and the blood basin shone heavily on the neck of the armorer.
The armor was wearing light leather armor, and when he bit it heavily, the blood flowed like a torrent.
"Not good!"
Cui Han's guards made a loud noise and pulled their knives one after another.
"Don't, don't move the knife, little lady Chunyin...... Come out soon, Xiao Hei hurts! ”
A female voice sounded in the backyard, and Tiger Kui roared angrily in response, but he didn't retreat, staring at the mission with fierce eyes.
The porter was anxious and angry, "I said don't do it, I said don't do it, you didn't listen, now that the person is down, and a certain person who is still harming the head of the chop, I knew that I wouldn't let you in." ”
Cui Han was even more furious, and seeing that his subordinates were busy treating the wounded, he said coldly: "Are you handsome people treating guests like this?" ”
"Ah, hey, it's a certain family that made it his own initiative to let you come in and rest at the gatehouse, otherwise you will come according to the rules, and you will be welcomed in after you have to go inside, and the fault is some, you shouldn't think that the mission will invite you in casually."
The fingers of the porter's right hand were all shortened, and the self-slapping was even more crisp.
Cui Han was bored with the boss, but saw two girls coming out of it together, one in a strange dress, carrying a shiny steel knife, and the other was green, delicate and lovely.
But when he saw the green-shirted girl running to him, he beat his pink fist and shot the monster's brainless meal with powder, and scolded in his mouth: "Whoever is so unkind will provoke you again, look at your dirty mouth, punish you for taking a bath." ”
The monster bowed its head and roared, obedient as a rabbit.
Another woman with a knife crouched beside the wounded, watching with a sigh of sound.
Cui Han couldn't help but snort coldly when he saw Liangshu treating himself as air.
The girl with the knife straightened up when she heard the sound, tilted her neck to look at Cui Han, and said to the porter: "Uncle Zhong, who is this person, the smell of garlic all over his body." ”
The old belliger, Zhong Qiang, couldn't help but smile and introduced: "So that the little lady of Ah Tan knows that this is a big official from Beijing." ”
"Oh, no wonder it stinks, Chunyin, let's take a shower."
"Ah, I forgot that there are still injured here, I'll see, I'll see."
Sima Chunyin looked at the injured person, and saw that only a large piece of his cheek was broken, patted his chest and said: "It's so dangerous, otherwise I will be scolded again, Yao, this is wound medicine, which specializes in treating Xiaohei's bite, and it is good to wipe it on." ”
Sima Chunyin took out a small porcelain bottle from the incense on his waist, handed it to a guard beside him, clapped his hands and was about to call Xiao Hei, but saw this guy hunched over and sprinkled a bubble of waste on the dragon flag on the ground.
"I'm going to kill you again."
The tiger ran away as soon as the tiger roared, and the two sisters chased after each other, and disappeared after a few turns.
Cui Han's angry three corpses were in a daze, and he shouted and asked, "Who are these two women, so rude and hateful?" ”
Lao Zhong was silent and said exaggeratedly: "Those are two little ancestors, one is the primary school sister who is spoiled by all scholars and scholars, and the other is the goddess doctor respected by all the people. ”
"Nonsense, go quickly, a certain family should ask you for a good time."
"No."