Volume 2 The Court Chapter 25 Don't pretend to be a good person in front of me
Song Gongbao's sentence "You marry me" made Bei Juese and the onion ossify into stone at the same time.
There was a dead silence all around, a cold wind blew, and a few fallen leaves fell from the trees.
It took a while for the scallion to come back to his senses, and he looked up and down Bei Jue Se several times with strange eyes, and then said in a sighing tone: "It turns out that you are really a shemale." ”
Bei Juese, who was stimulated by the word "ladyboy", turned his head and glared at the shallots angrily, and then angrily pushed away Song Gongbao, who was staring at him expectantly with eager eyes and smiling happily, and threw the big gold medal of the sow on his head with all his might, and shouted at him: "What girl?!" Are you blind or brain-dead?! I told you a long time ago that I was a man! 100% real man! ”
Song Gongbao took the gold medal and looked at the angry Bei Juese, smiled understandingly, and said: "Miss Bei, you pretend to be a eunuch and hide in the palace, you must have your own troubles, I will definitely keep it a secret for you, and I will not let others know." "After that, I have to step forward and take someone's hand again.
Bei Juese slapped Song Gongbao's hand away, took a few steps back, and quickly took off his shirt three times and two times, revealing his smooth and white upper body. He suppressed his anger to prevent himself from going crazy, and said with a gloomy face: "See clearly! I'm a man like you! Not a girl! ”
Bei Jue's unexpected move made Shallot and Song Gongbao stunned at the same time.
The happy smile on Song Gongbao's face froze in an instant, his eyes stared straight at Bei Juese's flat and smooth chest, stared at it for a while, he pulled his collar and glanced in a few times, and then raised his head again and firmly nailed his gaze to the tender and flawless body. Then, the happy smile on his face came back again, and the smile was even sweeter than before. I saw him gently flick the hat band that was blown to his forehead by the wind with his hand, and put on a posture that he thought was the most personable: one hand was crossed in front of his chest, the other hand was erected, his chin was propped up with his thumb and forefinger, and his head was slightly lowered downward. After posing, he used what he considered to be the most charming voice, and gently squinted at Bei Juese and said: "True love should not be limited by identity, age, gender, and national boundaries, so ......"
Both Bei Jue Se and Shallot were all made off a layer of pimple skin by his strange posture and tone of voice. Hearing him say the word "so" in a long tone, there was no follow-up, and Bei Juese couldn't help but ask: "So what?" ”
As soon as Bei Juese's words fell, Song Gongbao's figure suddenly turned, flashed to Bei Juese, hugged him hard before he reacted, and said affectionately in his ear: "So, I won't mind and dislike your male identity." For you, I only love men from today onwards! Little Beibei, I will love you until you are old! After speaking, an affectionate kiss was imprinted on the lips of the north.
Little North North? Good meat...... The innocent viewer, the onion, was stiffened and petrified again by this unexpected scene in front of him, and after the petrification, he couldn't help but vomit again.
Bei Juese, who was stunned by Song Gongbao's sudden kiss, finally reacted after a while, and a strong feeling of nausea and unprecedented anger surged up.
"You don't mind, I mind! Get away from me! After Bei Jue Se let out a loud roar, Song Gong Bao was kicked away in an instant, and at the same time as he flew in mid-air, Bei Jueze grabbed the needle and thread on the chair next to him. The needles and threads flew out with intense anger, stabbing several acupuncture points on Song Gongbao's body with unmistakable accuracy, and then, before he could fall to the ground, the needles and threads were all back into Bei Juese's hands.
Seeing that Song Gongbao fell from mid-air, he lay on the ground with his back to the sky and did not move, and the green onion hurriedly ran over and turned him over. I saw Song Gongbao's eyes closed with a happy smile on his face, and he slapped his face a few times hard, but he didn't open his eyes.
Shallot looked up at Bei Juese, who was still angry, and asked, "Boy, you shouldn't have killed him, right?" ”
Bei Juese vigorously wiped away the saliva that Song Gong had left on his lips, and said fiercely with a disgusted expression on his face: "I can't die!" Just let him sleep! After saying that, he quickly got dressed, picked up the cloth rack with one hand, grabbed the cloth bag on the chair with the other, and strode out of the courtyard.
Shallot stopped him: "Hey, where are you going?" ”
Bei Jue Se didn't look back and said, "Go to a place where you can't see this person!" ”
Shallot said in the back, "Don't get in trouble when you run around outside!" If you do get into trouble, remember to know how to find opportunities to slip away, and don't be so stupid to say your name! ”
Bei Juese didn't answer his words, just walked through a group of eunuchs who poked their heads outside the small courtyard to look inside, and kept walking out without looking back.
Shallot glared at the eunuch and said, "Look at what! Still not scattered? ”
was glared at by the shallot, and the eunuchs outside the courtyard hurriedly dispersed, not daring to continue the three-eight.
Shallot dragged Song Gongbao back into the house and threw it to the ground, and after looking around to make sure that there was no one else, he took out a small box from his arms. When the box was opened, there was a thick cloth inside, and when the cloth was shaken open, a row of silver needles that looked like those used for acupuncture were neatly inserted into the cloth. Shallot took out one of the silver needles and stabbed it into Song Gongbao's body with a quick movement.
was pricked by a silver needle, Song Gongbao quickly opened his eyes, and quickly jumped up and hugged the shallot, the face that was still smiling happily rubbed on the shallot's shoulder, and said excitedly: "Xiao Beibei, you marry me!" ”
"Die!" The iron fist that did not spare the shallot's hand struck out and hit Song Gongbao's left eye quickly and accurately. After receiving the powerful punch from the shallot, Song Gongbao flew straight out of the house and fell to the ground with his back to the sky again.
After a long while, Song Gongbao covered his left eye and got up. When he looked around and saw his hands clasped around his chest, standing on the stone steps in front of the house and looking at him with contempt, he immediately shouted: "Onion, where is Xiao Beibei? What about my favorite little Beibei? ”
The onion punched the stone pillar next to it, and the hard stone pillar suddenly appeared an obvious dent. He squinted at Song Gongbao and said lightly: "Don't be funny in front of me!" I'm not interested in watching you perform a deep love! ”
Song Gongbao glanced at the dent on the stone pillar, withdrew the very happy smile on his face, coughed dryly and said: "It's rare that I met my destined lover, and it's okay if you don't be happy for me, you still want to beat me, do you have a friend like you?" ”
Shallot snorted coldly and said, "You came here on purpose, won't you just ask me for a drink?" ”
Song Gongbao put on a tugging smile and said, "Of course it won't be that simple. I'm here this time, in addition to wanting to drink with you, I have another piece of news to tell you. I heard that the princess of Yangjun Mansion has just given birth to a son, and the mother and son are safe. ”
Hearing the words "princess of the county", the face of the onion changed, but soon returned to normal. Then, he looked up to the sky and smiled, and said, "Really? That's a thing to be happy about. ”
Song Gongbao glanced at the onion with a complicated gaze and said, "If you feel uncomfortable, don't hold on." Even if you cry in front of me until your snot flies everywhere, I won't laugh at you, and I won't tell the second person how you cried bitterly. ”
Shallot glanced at him and said, "Don't tell the second person, but tell the third, fourth, and fifth people, right?" The surname is Song, I didn't know you on the first day, so I don't pretend to be a good person in front of me. ”