Chapter 30: Fighting Ugliness with Ugliness
With the estrangement, Su Fan and Waling, who was dressed as a man, walked along the way, obviously feeling unhappy, but he didn't know what he had done wrong.
"Second brother, do you have something on your mind, please tell me, and the eldest brother may be able to help you solve it." Su Fan asked with concern, in his eyes, whether he was standing in the position of the eldest brother or standing in the position of Lingwa, he should care about Valing.
"I'm not bothered, I'm in a good mood. You see that I look like a talent in Yushu Linfeng, how can I have troubles? Wa Ling waved his hands, shrugged his shoulders and said sourly, which made Bai Langzhong and Qingqing, who were following on the side, want to laugh very much but are embarrassed to laugh out loud, thinking that Su Fan will have to suffer on the way.
Listening to Ling Su's strange words, Su Fan touched the back of his head and really didn't know what he had done wrong, and thought, is it wrong for me to say that your sister is beautiful? As an elder brother, you should be happy, you shouldn't be so angry. I wondered, but Su Fan would never dare to ask, he was afraid that if he accidentally said the wrong thing, he would let Lingsu reach Lingwa's ears when the time came, and it would be bad if Lingwa had an opinion about him.
Qingqing looked at the unhappy appearance of the eldest lady, quietly came to her side, and said thoughtfully: "Miss, do you want to treat him?" ”
"Well, judging people by their appearance is to be cured." Varing sat on his horse and gritted his teeth and said hatefully. Although she has recovered her appearance, she has hated those vain people who only look at the surface since she was a child, and she always thinks that appearance is not important, and girls with connotation are the most beautiful.
"How, Miss?" Qingqing is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, looking at the young lady clenching her fists and getting angry, she is determined to help the young lady get rid of the evil in her heart to vent the hatred in the young lady's heart.
"Judging people by their appearance, I think I'm ugly, I want you to see what's uglier." Valing said angrily, just in time to see a group of toads passing by, so she frowned and thought about it when she was mischievous.
"Miss, do you have an idea?" Qingqing looked at the eldest lady's smug look on her face, as a close-fitting maid, she could be described as a roundworm in the lady's belly, and immediately asked happily.
"Yes, this time I asked him to call his mother even if he didn't cry." Valing looked at the toad's ugly appearance and was very satisfied, thinking of Su Fan, a son who only looks at the surface of everything, if he sees the toad for a while, he doesn't know what kind of expression he will show.
"Miss, what are you going to do?" Qingqing saw the eldest lady looking at the toad with a smug smile with her eyes shining, and immediately understood that the eldest lady wanted to use the toad to rectify Su Fan.
"Catch them, of course." Looking at the bouncing toad, Valing pouted cutely.
"Miss, how can you catch it, but Su Gongzi is there?" Qingqing looked at the eldest lady and said in embarrassment.
"Also, it's not fun to be seen by this idiot goose, so I'll have to instruct him away first." Waring looked at the toads all over the ground, and he was really excited.
"Miss, do you dare to arrest it? I looked a little scared. Qingqing is a woman in the end, and when she saw the toad covered in pimples, she was a little scared.
"I..." Valing was also numb in the scalp, and it seemed a little difficult to ask such a beautiful girl like her to go down and catch the toad.
Qingqing looked at the eldest lady's troubled appearance, and said kindly: "Eldest miss, why don't we ask Bai Langzhong for help." ”
"That's not going to work, Master will never agree to us doing this." Although Bai Langzhong did not accept Wa Ling as an apprentice, Wa Ling has always called Bai Langzhong by the title of master behind his back.
"So what to do?" Qingqing touched her scalp and said.
"If you want to get angry, you can only do it yourself." Valing said helplessly, in order to rectify Su Fan, she also let it go.
"All right, Miss." Qingqing understands the personality of the eldest lady, as long as it is something she decides, no matter how difficult it is, she will find a way to do it.
"Big brother, you see that this sweaty BMW is very hot, how about taking it to the river to take a bath?" In order to transfer Su Fan away, Valing began to let him bathe the sweaty BMW.
"Second brother, you're right, that's what I mean." Su Fan flicked the water stains on his body and agreed with Lingsu's proposal. In fact, he had long wanted to put his sweat and blood BMW into the river to wash it, and then wash his own clothes by the way, because he was squeezed into the ditch by Lingsu just now, and the clothes on his body were all dirty.
Seeing that Su Fan had no objections, Valing said to Bai Langzhong: "Mr. Bai, you are old, sit here for a while, and I will go and get you some food with Qingqing." Seeing that the weather is so hot, we must eat some wild fruits to replenish our strength, so as not to suffer from heat stroke later. ”
"Okay." Bai Langzhong didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the Tile Spirit Gourd, but he still replied very happily. After all, he is indeed old, and after this scorching weather and a long journey, it is really a bit unbearable.
It can be said that the division of labor is clear, Su Fan immediately led the sweaty BMW to the river, and while brushing the sweaty BMW, he said: "Old friend, you see that you are really hot, let me help you wash it today." ”
"Young Master Su, what are you doing here? I'm telling you the river is cold, you can't just take off your clothes and go in the shower. Bai Langzhong watched Su Fan take off his clothes one by one and prepare to take a bath in the water, and he was anxious to stop it, he was afraid that when Wa Ling and Qingqing came back and saw Su Fan shirtless, wouldn't it be very embarrassing at that time.
"It's okay, Bai Langzhong. Growing up, I took cold showers, so I didn't have to worry. Su Fan said while taking off his clothes while rubbing the dirt on his body, in fact, he has not taken a good bath in the prime minister's mansion and inn in the past few days, and now he jumped into the river, which really made him feel refreshed.
"Young Master Su, I said you better come up, Lingsu and Qingqing will be embarrassed to see it in a while." Bai Langzhong comforted.
"Bai Langzhong, I think your worries are unnecessary, Lingsu and Qingqing are both men, what is there to be embarrassed about a man watching a man take a bath." Su Gongzi happily patted the water on his body in the water and said, he thought that Bai Langzhong's worries were superfluous.
Seeing that he couldn't change Su Fan's mind, Bai Langzhong was also very helpless, so he had to say to Su Fan: "Then Su Gongzi, hurry up, you must know that you are not afraid of the cold, but this sweaty BMW is very delicate, especially afraid of the cold, you better hurry up." ”
Seeing that what Bai Langzhong said was also very reasonable, Su Fan no longer bathed himself, first helped the sweaty BMW to bathe, and said while washing: "Don't worry, Bai Langzhong, I will definitely take care of this old friend and won't let it be hurt a little." ”
"Then hurry up, let me tell you that this sweat and blood BMW can't be soaked in water." Bai Langzhong shouted anxiously, he didn't know what Wa Ling and Qingqing were doing, but judging by his thoughts, something bad would definitely happen next.
Besides, Valing and Qingqing walked to a place where Su Fan and Bai Langzhong couldn't see, and looked at the toads all over the ground, and the two of them said in embarrassment: "How can you catch this?" ”
"Miss, why don't we fix him in another way." Qingqing began to retreat.
"No, doesn't this stupid goose think I'm ugly? Today, I will fight poison with poison and treat him with ugliness, and I will not be able to deal with this evil breath in my heart, and I will really feel uncomfortable. Valing stomped her feet angrily and said, today she decided to make Su Fan look good, and she definitely couldn't get twice the result with half the effort.
Looking at Miss's firm eyes, Qingqing took a cloth bag and said reluctantly: "Miss, I think you should catch me and pretend." ”
The proposal was made by himself, and Valing was embarrassed to force Qingqing to do it, so he had to bite the bullet and said: "Okay, I'll come, what's the big deal, even if this toad is ugly, can it still be ugly over me?" ”
His heart was full of resentment, and he was really not soft at all when he grabbed the toad, and he reached out and pounced on one.
"Ahh Miss, I'm so scared. Qingqing shouted while holding her pocket, with a frightened look on her face, tilting her head and not daring to look.
"Qingqing, don't be afraid, you have to grab your pocket, don't release the toad I just caught." Valing grabbed the toad and admonished, let Qingqing squeeze her pocket tightly and don't let go, to prevent her from wasting her efforts.
"Miss, I know." Qingqing was so frightened that she closed her eyes and didn't dare to look, but she still clutched her pocket tightly.
"Qingqing, don't be like this, as soon as I see you like this, I can't bear to catch it." Waring looked at Qingqing's frightened and depressed appearance, and suddenly felt so cruel that she felt like she wanted to give up.
"Miss, I'm fine, don't worry. Today, we must not let go of that Su Gongzi, who made him talk about you so badly. Qingqing comforted Valing as she spoke, getting angrier and angrier, and her courage gradually grew.
"That stupid goose is so hateful, he actually said that I was so ugly, I didn't believe it, today I have to see what he looks like when he sees ugly things." Valing said hatefully.
There are really a lot of toads in the summer, and Valing and Qingqing caught a bag full of them in a short time, looking at the toads jumping around in the bag, Valing and Qingqing showed a satisfied smile.
"Miss, what are we going to do with him?" Qingqing looked at Valing and asked, although she was very afraid of so many toads, she was very happy when she thought of the situation that Su Gongzi was even more afraid of for a while.
"We haven't figured this out yet, let's get it over there first." Valing and Qingqing carried the whole bag of toads, and the two of them struggled, but they were very happy.
Bai Langzhong, who was far away, watched Wa Ling and Qing Qing carry a whole bag of things with great difficulty, and he was curious and wanted to go up to help, but Wa Ling and Qing Qing refused to let go, and just asked, "Where is Su Gongzi, where is he?" ”
"Su Gongzi is still bathing the horse." Bai Langzhong said truthfully, but he didn't tell the two girls that Su Fan was also taking a bath.
"Master, then let's go and see him." Valing and Qingqing said as they carried a whole bag of things towards the river.
"Don't go over." Bai Langzhong hurriedly stopped.
But it was already late, Valing and Qingqing walked too fast, and in a blink of an eye, they came to the river, and when they saw Su Fan's shirtless appearance, they were so frightened that the two of them shouted: "How can you bathe in the river in broad daylight!" ”
"Why not, what's so strange." Su Fan stood in the river and said while washing.