Chapter Twenty-Five: Teasing the Three Masters
"Is there a bitter gourd in the house?" Valing asked a group of old mothers.
At this time, it was summer, it was the season of bitter gourd harvest, and the old mothers heard Valing's question, and they didn't know what her intentions were, but they all agreed in unison: "Miss, there is." ”
"No matter how many bitter gourds there are in the house, bring them to me, and find a big water tank." Valing commanded his men.
"Okay, Miss, no problem." The subordinates replied very obediently, and the old mothers still watched the second lady and the third master refuse to leave, but the other male subordinates were very active in helping Miss Valing prepare, although they did not know what the intentions of the eldest lady were, but they were happy to do anything for the eldest lady.
In the end, it is the Prime Minister's Mansion, it can be said that there is everything, and I saw that the people brought several baskets of big bitter gourds, and a large water tank, which was placed in front of Valing. This made Valing very satisfied, and he smiled innocently and cutely under the hat.
"Miss, what are your orders? Please speak. The subordinates looked at the faces of the second lady and the third master, and asked positively, it seems that they have long had a deep grudge against these two people, and they are just waiting for the eldest lady to give an order to punish them.
Before Miss Valling could command, the second lady begged for mercy: "Miss, what are you going to do?" I'm so scared, I hope you don't mess around, otherwise you Ama won't let you go when the time comes. ”
"Erniang, what are you shouting nonsense, I am treating the toothache of the third master today. Didn't he have a terrible toothache? Look at him now that he is so in pain that he can't speak, and his face is full of pain, it's really pitiful. As the eldest lady in the house, I should care about everyone, especially now that the third master is still our guest, I should try my best to treat him. Valing deliberately pretended to be kind and said, listening to her hoarse voice with a mischievous voice, and the hearts of the people under her were happy.
"Miss, Bai Langzhong is a guest in the house, so I trouble him to treat me, and I don't dare to have Miss Lao." The third master covered his cheeks and said, he looked at the situation where the people wanted to laugh and didn't dare to laugh, and knew that he was definitely going to be planted in the hands of this yellow-haired girl.
"Bai Langzhong, his medical skills are not very superb, he has treated me for several years, and he has not cured me, and now I don't believe in him anymore. As the saying goes, a long illness becomes a cure, and if you have a toothache now, tell you that I promise to cure you. Valing patted his chest and said with a guarantee, listening to her confident words, the people couldn't hold back their laughter anymore.
Looking at all this fun, Su Fan also suddenly became interested, at this time he felt that Valing was no longer as ugly as the black-clothed female star he knew, but felt that she was very cute and fun.
"Miss, I have a toothache, what are you doing with so many bitter melons, and more importantly, you also got a big water tank, do you want to give me a bath?" The third master deliberately laughed at himself and said that he was afraid that Valing, the black-clothed female evil star, would bring him some bad luck. In the past, he had only heard of Valing's power and had not seen it, but now he had a feeling of panic in his heart, and felt that he was going to be unlucky.
"Don't worry, the three masters, you'll know in a moment." Valing said with a hoarse laugh under the hat, which made the three masters panic.
"What is the eldest lady going to do, you can say it quickly." The subordinates really couldn't wait, looking at the cowardice of the three masters, remembering his arrogant and domineering appearance before, and now he is really relieved. So they all followed Valing and said, hoping that the eldest lady would give an order as soon as possible to relieve the hatred in their hearts.
"Okay, the third master has a terrible toothache, so I can only treat him. Come on, chop the bitter gourd for me first. Valing commanded with a smile.
Hearing that the bitter gourd was going to be chopped, the people were very powerful, found a few large basins, put the bitter gourd in the big basin, and began to chop it up desperately with a knife.
Looking at this terrifying formation, even though the three leaders were from the bandit leaders, they couldn't help but feel numb on their scalps, covered their cheeks and said, "Miss, what are you chopping bitter melon for, what does this have to do with my toothache?" ”
"It must have something to do with it, otherwise how would I let the people prepare for you with such fanfare, you just have to wait for it to be ready, and I will definitely help you heal in a while." Valing said mischievously, although her voice was hoarse, but the people could still hear it, and there was a slight smile in her tone.
The people quickly chopped the bitter gourd into thin pieces, and looked at the pots of bitter gourd puree, Wa Ling was very satisfied, and instructed the subordinates: "Take some salt to pickle them." ”
Soon huge grains of salt were sprinkled on top of the bitter gourd puree, causing the bitter gourd puree to ooze some clear bitter gourd water, and Varing commanded again: "Go and get a very dense cage cloth and squeeze out the bitter gourd juice for me." ”
Who dared not listen to the order of the eldest lady, and soon several strong young men went up to wrap the bitter gourd mud in the cage cloth, and quickly squeezed out a large pot of bitter gourd juice.
"Miss, what are you going to do next?" The young men stood in front of the bitter gourd juice and asked Valing, looking at the green bitter gourd juice, everyone was inexplicably excited, but the three masters were very bitter in their hearts.
Valing looked at the green bitter gourd juice, went up and dipped his finger, put it in his mouth and licked it and felt that it was so salty, then put down his hand and said to the people: "Of course, such a delicious bitter gourd juice is prepared for the three masters, and the toothache of the three masters is terrible, according to whom, it is also caused by fire." Bitter gourd is the most powerful antidote to fire, now let's use it to give the three masters a fire. ”
"Miss, do you want to feed the three masters to drink?" A few young men were also bold under Walling's courage, and looked at the three masters and said heroically.
"What's the meaning of feeding the three masters like this, you must know that this bitter gourd juice is not only to drink, but also to soak. Now everyone first pour the bitter gourd juice into the vat, and then put the three masters in it, and then feed him to drink, and it will definitely be effective immediately. Valing said with a grin.
"How can you put me in a vat? That tank is so deep that I won't be able to get up if I go in. The three masters shouted anxiously, saying that they would not go in by themselves.
"Since the three masters are unwilling to heal, then let him have a toothache." Valing deliberately waved his sleeves, angrily preparing to brush his sleeves away.
The third master has been suffering from a toothache for more than half a year, and now seeing that Waling is angry and refuses to heal him for the situation he is leaving, he is so frightened that he quickly knelt down and begged for mercy and said: "Don't, eldest lady, please help me heal, I really can't stand this toothache, what do you say?" ”
Looking at the cowardice of the three masters, Su Fan and Bai Langzhong couldn't help laughing, they felt that this man with five big and three thick looked fierce and strong, and now he really looked like a soft-skinned shrimp, and they didn't know how he got mixed with the three masters.
"You begged me for this, and I'm going to treat you." Valing deliberately raised her posture and said, in fact, she wished to hurry up and heal the three masters, to see his bear-like appearance, and to show the evil spirit in everyone's hearts.
"Miss, I begged you, so please treat me quickly." The third master covered his cheeks and said impatiently, you must know that he has a terrible toothache now, his nerves hurt, his whole head hurts and he can't raise his head, and he can't stand the pain of jumping and jumping.
"Okay then, I'll reluctantly make it difficult and put the three masters in the vat." Valing pretended to be helpless and said, but in fact, his heart blossomed.
A few young men couldn't wait for a long time, so they threw him into the vat with a swoop, and seeing the ridiculous appearance of the three masters standing in the vat, the people began to laugh.
"Pour the bitter gourd juice into it." Valing said with a wave of his hand.
Soon, the green bitter gourd juice was poured into the vat, and it didn't reach the neck of the three masters. Seeing that he was about to drown himself, the third master screamed in fright, and shouted desperately: "Miss, don't fall again, if you fall again, you will drown me if you fall again." ”
Valing just wanted to punish the three masters, and did not intend to kill him, and besides, she was kind-hearted and looked at the pain of the three masters, and she really wanted to do something for him, so she said softly: "No need to pour it, just feed the rest to the three masters and drink it." ”
A few young men got the order of the eldest lady, and immediately someone pressed the head of the three masters to prevent him from moving, and a few others broke his mouth and took a bucket and poured it directly into the three masters.
"Don't." While struggling, the three masters couldn't help but open their mouths and drink bitter gourd juice, which scared him out of his soul.
"Alright, don't feed it anymore." Valing saw that the three masters had already drunk a full bucket of bitter gourd juice, so he ordered his subordinates. Because she didn't want to be killed by her, then it would be a big sin.
"Miss, I..." As soon as the third master finished speaking, he felt his stomach rumbling, and he let out a big stinky fart with a bang, and then layers of waves appeared on the bitter gourd juice.
"It stinks." Everyone pinched their noses and ran away, leaving only the three masters standing in the vat.
"Miss, I'm going to, let me out." The third master stood in the tank and shouted angrily, he is a very clean person, and now he is standing in the tank and pulling everywhere, he really can't stand it.
"Three masters, I said you stink, who dares to go over and get you? You're going to, albeit in the tank. The subordinates followed suit, looking at the helpless look of the three masters, so they couldn't help laughing.
"What kind of sin have I created, I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes." The third master cried helplessly and said, he never dreamed that he would have a time when he had always been majestic, and it made him very embarrassed.
Looking at all this funny everything, Su Fan and Bai Langzhong also shouted and said: "The three masters, the bitter gourd is a clear fire, don't be afraid, soon your teeth won't hurt, just endure it." ”
"Miss, please let me go, today I can understand your methods." The three masters stood in the tank and cried and shouted, he has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, and now he is really planted.