Chapter 1980: Becoming a Groom Every Year
Xue Wanche on the side washed his hands and feet, wore a robe on his body casually, held a large bowl in his arms, ate a bowl of noodles in a few big bites, licked his lips, and snatched the bowl in Lu Dongzan's hand with his unfinished skills, and shouted: "You person, eat white food and talk a lot!" Come on, come on, you are a great minister, your status is noble, you can't eat such vulgar food, give it quickly, don't dislike it! ”
Lao Tzu was born in the Xue family in Hedong, a proper hairpin family, and you can't compare to the Tubo barbarian who searches poorly? Lao Tzu can eat it, but you can't eat it?
Lu Dongzan hurriedly put the bowl back and said angrily: "Who said noodles? Have you ever eaten delicacies from the mountains and seas? Who to look down on! This noodle is refreshing, it is a rare delicacy, and it is the most suitable for old people like us to eat, so I want to grab it! ”
After that, the chopsticks in his hand danced and flew, and he snorted as he ate......
After lunch, the maid made tea and brought it up, and the three of them sat under the corridor in front of the door, basking in the sun warmly and drinking tea.
Lu Dongzan narrowed his eyes, looked at the greenhouse reflecting the dazzling light in the sun, put the tea cup in his hand to his mouth and took a sip, tasted it slowly, hesitated for a moment, and asked: "I hope Erlang tells me that this kind of crop really has such a high yield, which can relieve the hunger of the people?" ”
Fang Jun was lying on a recliner, his toes touched the ground, and the recliner swayed slowly, he was very comfortable on it, and said, "What are you kidding?" Whether the people have enough to eat has never been a matter of food, and it has little to do with the time of day, but more depends on the people and whether the officials are honest or not. In a year when the wind and rain are good, do you think that you will not starve to death? ”
Lu Dongzan was silent.
What is the greatest catastrophe under the sky?
It's not the snow in June, it's not the river bursting, it's not even the drought and locusts, it's the **......
** Even worse than natural disasters, harsh government is fiercer than tigers!
Confucius crossed the side of Mount Tai, a woman cried in front of the grave, Confucius ordered the son to come forward and ask: "The cry of the son is also like a person who is seriously worried." The woman wept and said, "Yes." In the past, my uncle died in the tiger, my husband died again, and now my son dies again. Confucius was amazed: "Why not go?" "If there are tigers in trouble, why don't you leave? The woman wept bitterly: "There is no harsh government. ”
It can still be seen that the harsh government is fiercer than the tiger!
Even if there is a disaster in one place, the money and grain of the county can be allocated for relief, and the whole country can be used to help the locality.
The key lies in the people and in the rule of officials.
All kinds of harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes have made the people suffer and exploit, ten rooms and nine empty, and the wealthy families have continued to annex land, so that the people have been displaced, and there is no house and no land, how can they live? Don't say anything about the prosperity of the world, in any era, there will always be some cool officials in the fish and meat town, and there will always be some officials who are in cahoots with them.
Whether it is the Tang Dynasty or Tibet, is the grain produced on the land really not enough for the people to wrap their stomachs?
Naturally impossible.
However, it is the endless exploitation of officials, the endless annexation of wealthy families, supplemented by natural disasters, that lead to human tragedy after scene.
Lu Dongzan, as the prime minister of Tibet, is extremely wise, how can he not know the truth?
Even if you plant all the land under heaven with food, and the officials are not clear, the government is harsh, and the wealthy are not benevolent, the people under the world will still not have enough to eat......
The topic was a little heavy, and Fang Jun was speechless in Ludong's praise, sipping tea and basking in the sun.
Xue Wanche simply threw the teacup aside, lying on the recliner on all fours, and between a few breaths, the snoring sounded earth-shattering......
The servants of the Fang family came in a hurry, interrupting the quiet of the afternoon.
"Erlang, the head of the house has an order, let you return to the house immediately, the guests have arrived one after another, but you are not at home, a little rude......"
The servant recounted Fang Xuanling's words, looked up and glanced at his own Erlang, and was really speechless in his heart.
Where are the people who get married at night, but they still run to the fields to plant crops during the day, and the old gods are basking in the sun and drinking tea?
I really don't understand, the women of the Xiao family all say that they are dignified and beautiful, what are they not happy about?
If you have such an unobtrusive son...... Ahem.
The Fang family sighed, had to get up and change their clothes in a day, kicked Xue Wanche, and saw that this guy opened his eyes in a daze, and then said to him and Lu Dongzan: "Let's take a bath and change clothes, and go to the house to eat a certain wedding wine." ”
On the day of marriage, he ran out of the house and went into the fields to plow, this was just to express his dissatisfaction, and he was protesting to his father Fang Xuanling and Xiao, why did you have to implicate me in the dirty deal between you? However, the matter is a foregone conclusion, you can't regret the marriage at this time, and let the world laugh at Fang Xuanling, right?
I thought that I was also a young handsome man and a member of the court, but it turned out to be a bargaining chip for marriage......
Disgusting is disgusting, but born in this Datang, you can't stay out of it no matter what.
Lu Dongzan didn't know about this, and glared when he heard this: "I got married at night, and now you and I, an old man, are drinking tea here and basking in the sun?" Hehe, Erlang is really a strange person! ”
Fang Jun glared at him angrily, and snorted coldly: "Hugh wants to say cool words, prepare He Yi, if you are not satisfied, hum, you can't wait until the prime minister returns to Tubo, send someone to pretend to be a mountain bandit, and rob your family halfway." ”
Lu Dongzan: "......"
Can you be so justified in asking for He Yi?
But thinking about Fang Jun's mallet virtue, it is really possible to find a place when he returns to Tubo and rob himself when the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the moon is dark, and the wind is high.
When he returned to China, the Tang Emperor would inevitably give twice as much as this gift......
"Erlang rest assured, we are friends who have forgotten the year, and our love is deep, so we must prepare a heavy congratulatory ceremony to congratulate Erlang on marrying like a flower."
Xue Wanche laughed on the side and said: "A certain He Yi has already been presented to the house, and I wish Erlang to ride the crane and be a groom every year!" ”
Fang Jun sighed, this wish is so good.
It's just that in the future, it is better to have less of such marriages, otherwise marry back a woman with individual motives, and fight all day long in the back house, and the days will not pass?
The biggest worry is Wu Meiniang, this is a big killer in a house fight!
Who knows if there will be anyone who will not open their eyes to provoke this girl who hides the attributes of the emperor, and simply cut you into a stick?
It's scary to think about it......
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The wedding was originally a "faint ceremony", "the one who faints the ceremony, will be a good combination of the two surnames, on the temple of Shizong, and down to the future generations, so the gentleman is important".
Even if it is a concubine, due to the special status of the Xiao family, she is the descendant of the Xiao family in Lanling, so one of the three books and six ceremonies cannot be missing. It's just that Fang Jun is a little resistant in his heart, and he is too lazy to care about these things, and his mother Lu is responsible for them.
Of course, the last item of the six rites, "personal welcome", cannot be omitted, you Fang Junniu is tall and strong, if you replace your younger brother or someone, believe it or not, Xiao can come out with a sword and cut people on the spot?
When he returned to the house, he ordered someone to settle Lu Dongzan and send him to the front hall to chat and fart with those officials, but Xue Wanche didn't leave: "No, today's Erlang's husband, I will not let it!" ”
If you don't let it, you won't let it, get a county prince and a general of the Sixteenth Guard as a courtier, and the grade is quite high.
Fang Jun agreed, and his own maid stepped forward to change his auspicious clothes.
Because it is a concubine, it is not as important as getting married, so Li Siwen, Cheng Chubi, Qu Tuquan and other friends all went to Youwuwei on duty on time, and they came out of leave in the afternoon and gathered in the house.
Fang Junhuan is very auspicious, and after Lu Shi'er mentioned that he should be well-behaved and obedient and not allowed to play temper and make trouble, he saluted Princess Gaoyang and Wu Meiniang with a somewhat meaningful expression, and then turned around and went out, rode on a high-headed horse, and beat gongs and drums to the Song State Mansion surrounded by a group of friends.
Pedestrians on the road are looking sideways.
"Huh? Isn't that Fang Erlang, why is he wearing auspicious clothes and riding a horse, this is to get married? ”
"Are you stupid? Everyone has already married, and the eldest lady in the main room is Princess Gaoyang, the daughter of His Majesty, and this time she is a concubine! ”
"Naturally, I know that Fang Erlang's eldest lady is Princess Gaoyang, but if you look at this style, it's too ostentatious, right? Isn't it just a matter of getting a sedan chair and carrying it through the side door? ”
"Hehe, you're lonely, aren't you? If it is an ordinary woman, it is naturally enough to carry a sedan chair into the side door, but it is the daughter of the Lanling Xiao family...... How dare you be so perfunctory? ”
"Hah! I see! ”
"It is said that the beauty of the Xiao family is famous in Jiangnan, and I don't know how many sons of the Jiangnan family are in love and coveted for it, but now they have entered the house, this Fang Erlang is blessed!"