Chapter 18: Yahuan puts ants on her body
"Didn't you just eat it? Hungry so soon? ”
Touched her still bulging belly.
Said helplessly: "That brother will take you to find something to eat!" ”
Six-year-old Tang Yiqi took Xiao Liurou's little hand and went to the small kitchen in the second room.
When I entered the door, I found that the master of stir-fry was sitting at the table, and there was a plate of peanuts, a plate of fried meat, and a plate of chicken legs on the table! The man is holding a big chicken leg and gnawing leisurely.
From time to time, he hummed a little tune in his mouth.
"Do you have anything to eat?"
When he entered the door, Xiao Wu shouted.
"Ouch, it's the fifth son and the sixth miss, whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you right away."
The master hurriedly got up and showed a smiling face.
"What does Xiaoliu want to eat, just say, let him do it!"
Xiao Wu waved his hand, full of pride.
Xiao Liu touched his chin and said loudly: "I want to eat shredded chicken porridge!" ”
Ate this yesterday, she still remembers the name.
Xiao Liu touched his chin and said loudly: "I want to eat shredded chicken porridge!" ”
Ate this yesterday, she still remembers the name.
"Anything else, Little Liu?"
"Hmmm......"
Xiao Liu tilted his head and thought about it, and saw the chicken leg on the table, "I want to ...... I want a bunny...... This kind of this! ”
The master asked puzzledly, "But rabbit legs?" ”
"Yes, yes!"
Xiao Liu nodded hurriedly.
"How do you eat it? Roasted or stewed? ”
Xiaoliu didn't understand and looked at her brother.
"It's grilled or boiled!"
Xiao Wu explained.
Xiao Liu looked at the chicken legs on the table again, "Fire, be big, so hungry!" ”
Exaggerated gesture of hands.
"Okay, you guys wait here first, I'll do it now!"
The master rolled up his sleeves and went to the stove.
The two sat at the table and waited, Qingyan sat upright next to Xiao Liu, his eyes looking at the chicken legs, and he was saliva.
Xiao Liu patted its head: "Is Qingyan hungry too?" ”
So he picked up a plate of chicken legs and put it on the ground with difficulty, "Eat, eat to your heart's content!" ”
Qing Yan lowered his head and ate the chicken legs.
The two waited for a while, and the bored Xiaoliu saw Qingyan pulling a poop, and then saw the dishes on the table.
Suddenly picked up the chopsticks and squatted down to poke the shit a few times, then glanced at the master who was still busy, quietly picked it up on the table, inserted the chopsticks into the fried meat, and turned it over twice.
So he threw the chopsticks on the ground, clapped his hands and sat down obediently.
Little Five: "......"
He tried to hold back his laughter and pretended not to see it, and when the master got something to eat, he took Xiaoliu out with two things.
Just take two steps and come back.
The two of them quietly looked inside by the door, and found that the master saw that the chicken legs were gone, and the chopsticks were gone, so he took another pair of chopsticks to fry the meat and eat it, chewed it twice, and frowned: "Why doesn't this taste right?" ”
I chewed it twice, picked up the plate and sniffed it suspiciously, threw it on the table, bent down and spit it out, "Phew, it's shit!" ”
Also rinse your mouth with a few mouthfuls of water.
Seeing the shit and dirty chopsticks on the ground that have not yet been destroyed, my brows jumped, these two unlucky children! Xiao Liu covered his mouth and snickered, and Xiao Wu left with shaking his shoulders, and only laughed out loud when he arrived at the pavilion: "Hahaha......"
"Fifth brother, he ate it, he ate Qingyanla's poop!"
"yes, he's so stupid, he actually eats shit, poof...... Hahaha......"
After the master ran to complain to the second lady, the second lady made a gesture and said that she would punish the two when they came back, and then gave some compensation and sent the master away.
Then Er Ye Tang went back to the house to see her laughing, and asked strangely, "What are you laughing at alone?" ”
He glanced at him: "What else do you say, you don't know, Xiao Wu and Xiao Liu actually mixed dog shit into the dishes of the master chef in the small kitchen, and they just came to me to complain." ”
"Poof...... Hahaha......"
Tang Erye, who had just picked up the tea and drank it, squirted out, laughing so much that tears came out.
"This must have been done by Xiao Wu, Xiao Liu is so well-behaved, and so small, he definitely can't do it."
The second master convicted Xiao Wu in one fell swoop.
"I think so too, this little five is too disagreeable, he actually took his sister to do bastard things, and he will be punished in a while!"
Yan Wu nodded in agreement, but with a smile in his eyebrows.
Xiao Wu didn't know that he had already carried the black pot, so he would still follow Xiao Liu to eat roast rabbit legs!
Before he finished eating, he saw his mother's purebred white cat walking this way with a proud pace.
Xiao Wu didn't run when he got close, and let him hold him.
"Little Liu, look, does it look like Qingyan?"
Carrying the two front legs of the white cat, he walked back.
Xiao Wu didn't run when he got close, and let him hold him.
"Little Liu, look, does it look like Qingyan?"
Carrying the two front legs of the white cat, he walked back.
Qingyan turned his head disdainfully, disgusted.
But Xiaoliu felt that what the fifth brother said made sense, so he asked him to hug him closer.
As soon as he was next to each other, the white cat used a trick to hit Qingyan with his shadowless feet, Qingyan was not a vegetarian, and yelled at the white cat with his bloody mouth open: "Wangwang......"
"Don't scream, you're good friends, you can't fight!"
Xiao Liu shouted with his hands on his hips.
But where can these two goods understand, they still have to fight.
So Xiao Wu and Xiao Liu came up with a way...... The second son and Nangong Han went back to the house to get something, Nangong Han remembered the interesting Tang Xiaoliu and proposed to take a look.
As soon as I arrived at Xiaoliu's Wan Pavilion, I heard the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping inside.
"Qingyan is good, you are good friends, you can't fight, you have to be obedient!"
Xiaoliu was soft and glutinous.
"Xueqiu, don't worry, Qingyan won't hurt you, when you become good friends, you will have babies, and we will take good care of them!"
Xiao Wu comforted the white cat.
When the second son stepped in, he saw that the dog house prepared for Qingyan was dingding, and from time to time there was a "wangwang"
"Meow Meow"
Sound.
"Tang Wan, what are you doing here?"
Nangong Han stood there idly, looking at the little six who was squatting and pouting his ass to look at the dog hole.
Xiao Liu got up when he heard the voice, and when he saw Tang Er, he happily ran over and pulled the corner of his clothes: "Second brother and second brother, come and ......"
Nangong Han, who completely ignored the questioning.
Pulled Tang Er to Qingyan's dog house: "There will be a baby here in a while, Xiaoliu can be a mother...... Lalala......"
Cheerful bouncing.
The second son couldn't bear to look at her, and hurriedly grabbed her: "Who told you that there will be a baby, what is in it?" ”
Xiao Liu saw that the second brother didn't understand, and kindly explained: "It's Qingyan and Xueqiu inside, the fifth brother said that they will have a baby if they are friends, isn't Xiao Liu so good!" ”
"Awesome, really powerful, Tang Wan, you're too smart!"
Nangong Han clapped his hands slowly and walked over slowly.
"Hey, Uncle Huang, why are you here?"
Hearing the voice, Xiao Liu turned his head and saw him looking at himself.
"Uncle Huang, who is Tang Wan? Tell her to come out and play together! ”
Nangong Hanjun's face cracked, and he looked at Tang Er speechlessly: "She doesn't know her name?" ”
"I don't seem to know, we all call her Xiaoliu, I guess I think this is her name!"
Tang Er put his arm around her shoulders.
"Little Liu, you are Tang Wan, Tang Wan is your big name."
"Tang Wan?"
Xiao Liu pointed at himself, "Me? ”
Tang Er nodded.
"But I don't have a bowl? Is it a bowl made of sugar? Where? ”
Xiao Liu looked straight at the second brother with big eyes.
"No, Tang Wan is your name, the same as Xiaoliu, a title, a code name!"
"No, no, Xiaoliu is Xiaoliu, there is no bowl made of sugar!"
Pouted, anxious to explain.
"It's so stupid, Tang Xiaoliu, you're not only stupid, but also stupid, how can dogs and cats give birth!"
Nangong Han bent down to look at the miserable situation in the dog cave and shook his head.
"Don't call my sister stupid!"
Xiao Wu swung his fist angrily and wanted to beat Uncle Huang.
"Little Five, don't be rude!"
Tang Er drank low! Nangong Han easily grabbed his hand and shook it off: "Just this three-legged cat kung fu also wants to help people get ahead?" Amusing! ”
"You!"
Xiao Wu glared at the imperial uncle angrily.
"King Han, the younger brother is young, forgive me, but don't insult the little sister, please apologize!"
Tang Er looked directly at Nangong Han with a firm look in his eyes.
"You!"
Xiao Wu glared at the imperial uncle angrily.
"King Han, the younger brother is young, forgive me, but don't insult the little sister, please apologize!"
Tang Er looked directly at Nangong Han with a firm look in his eyes.
Xiao Liu suddenly ran over and punched Uncle Huang with a small fist: "Don't bully my brother, big villain!" ”
Nangong Han grabbed her hand and squatted down to look at her: "I'll be bullied, what can you do?" ”
"I ...... I'll hit you! ”
The little hands clenched into fists and glared at the imperial uncle.
"Hehe, if you beat me, then I will arrest your brothers and do hard labor, so that you will never see them for the rest of your life, will you still beat me?"
Tang Er's outstretched hand was retracted, as if he was curious about Xiao Liu's answer.
"I ......"
Xiao Liu looked at the two brothers a little scared, and then lowered his head aggrievedly and stopped talking, but his little fist never let go.
Xiao Wu was about to rush up to save his sister, but Tang Er stopped him: "Don't worry, Xiao Liu is fine." ”
"But Xiaoliu is in his hands!"
Xiao Wu was very anxious, and his eyes were full of worry.
"Believe in the second brother!"
Tang Er pressed his shoulder with one hand.
Nangong Han raised his eyes to look at Tang Er, showing a hint of a smile, and then touched the top of Xiao Liu's hair: "I just said that you are stupid, because you are reckless, and you rushed up without a trace of preparation, the next time you encounter such a situation, you have to measure how sure you are, there is no chance of eight points, don't make a move!" ”
Xiao Liu didn't understand, raised his confused eyes, and was dumbfounded.
"Remember what I said, if you don't understand it now, you will understand it when you grow up."
Nangong Han got up and pulled off the hem of his clothes.
"Let's go!"
Go it alone.
Tang Ergongzi smiled and patted Xiao Liu's head and hugged him: "Xiao Liu is playing at home obediently, and the second brother will come back later." ”
Glancing at Xiao Wu: "Take care of Xiao Liu." ”
Instructed his subordinates: "Look after the two masters!" ”
followed closely after Uncle Chao.
Xiao Liu was still confused, and Xiao Wu came over to hold her hand: "Xiao Liu, let's watch Qingyan give birth to a baby!" ”
"Oh!"
Xiaoliu was frightened by what Uncle Huang said just now, she didn't want to see her brothers, so she was a little embarrassed.
The people were speechless, not to mention a dog and a cat, these two are both male, how did they come out, they are really children.
Before the two of them walked back to the dog house, the door of the dog house opened, and Qing Yan walked out proudly, his head raised high, and there was white hair on the top of his head, and his whole body was stained with some white hair.