Chapter 485: Returning to the Old Profession Qinglou Girl
Among this group of people, Jiang Yanhao and Fang Se have known each other for the shortest time, so naturally they have no friendship, and it is indeed very dangerous to compete with the resourceful Zhang Hao, so Jiang Yanhao retreated, and everyone was not surprised.
"I'll go." Joan finished speaking and prepared to leave.
If you want to get into a brothel, you have to sell yourself, which is the easiest, and she has experienced it before. Before, she had lived with Li Zhongxuan in Qingfeng Building, so she felt that she was the best candidate.
"No!" Li Zhongxuan saw that Qiao An was going to act, and voted against it on the spot, "He has seen you!" He's been locked up for so many days, and he knows your voice, your appearance, your habitual language, and your movements, it's too dangerous. ”
"That's easy, I'll go." Sister Hong came out with a smile, and Cai Wei stuck out her tongue at Sister Hong.
"What? Doesn't it work? Sister Hong frowned.
"It's not that it can't be, it's not like it! In the second place, my sister, you have a very strange temperament, and you are a rash character, and your weakness is destined to not be exposed first. ”
Sister Hong looked at Cai Wei and Cai Ge, these two girls were also willing, but their ability to adapt to changes was far behind, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, but they are at a loss.
Li Zhongxuan said again: "I have lived in a brothel before, and secondly, I have played the old lady, this time I played the oiran, and Joan was next to me as a personal girl!" Sister Hong and General Cheng were guarding outside for safety. ”
"Medium!" Sister Hong nodded.
Next, Li Zhongxuan arranged a lot of details, he was not afraid that he would be exposed, but afraid that Sister Hong's side would leak secrets. After discussing everything, Sister Hong and General Cheng acted first, and the two of them played a pair of vegetable farmers.
Cai Wei Cai Ge plays the role of a passerby, and the rest of them also have their own various things to do.
On this day, there were more people selling snacks on the street near the Red Leaf Building, and the two vegetable farmers were doing business with a smile.
After nightfall, Sister Hong and General Cheng closed the stall, the two of them grinded and chirped, and looked everywhere while closing, and really saw a group of soldiers coming, although this group of soldiers was wearing regular clothes, but General Cheng could see the problem at a glance.
"Sister Hong, look at their riding boots." General Cheng pointed at the people passing by with green onions, and Sister Hong looked at it and nodded again and again.
"Sneak attack." Sister Hong wants to fight with their group.
"There is an ambush around, don't act rashly, it will ruin my emperor's affairs." General Cheng coughed, and Sister Hong hurriedly retreated.
There is indeed an ambush around, and swords are like a forest! But Zhang Hao actually likes this kind of liveliness, so Zhang Hao doesn't show his identity every time he comes here, and Mother Liu in the Red Leaf Building is a person who sees money and has an eye for money, and only knows that the person who comes is the God of Wealth, where does he know the identity and status of the person who comes?
The two went out of the city at night and reported the news to Qiao An and Li Zhongxuan.
Qiao An was listening, and Li Zhongxuan pulled Jiang Yanhao to learn all kinds of charming movements, "Wrong! Orchid refers to this, so it looks amorous! In the summer, you have to use the fan back and cover your mouth with the fan, but you can't let him stare at your hand more, otherwise our bone joint is so big, it will be exposed. ”
"And this." In the end, Jiang Yanhao took out the secret weapon, which were two steamed buns, and Li Zhongxuan stared at it for a long time, not knowing what was going on.
"Steamed buns?"
"No, it's a secret." Jiang Yanhao said as he stuffed the two white-flour steamed buns into Luo Zhixiang's chest and slapped them hard through his clothes.
"You're going to scream!" Jiang Yanhao smiled evilly, "You can't have no reaction at all, it doesn't look real." Jiang Yanhao taught hand-in-hand for a week, and Li Zhongxuan had figured out the essence and quickly mastered everything.
"Joan, how's it going?" The two of them scratched their heads in front of Qiao An, and sure enough, they responded to a sentence, what is the matter with the man, where is there still a woman. Obviously, Qiao An wanted to laugh, but he was so serious that he didn't dare to laugh, seeing Shen Qiao An couldn't help laughing, Li Zhongxuan was a little angry.
"If you want to laugh, laugh out loud, if you laugh enough, you won't feel funny in the future." After Jiang Yanhao's reminder, Qiao An immediately laughed, and hearing Shen Qiao An laughing, Sister Hong and General Cheng rushed into the house.
On weekdays, the Li Zhongxuan they see is serious, but the Li Zhongxuan they see today is not serious, and the huge contrast catches people off guard, and everyone laughs.
Three days later, Li Zhongxuan's pseudonym "Little Trumpet" took his maid "Little Qingcai" to sell himself, everything went very smoothly, and Liu's mother in Hongye Lou immediately killed a price when she heard that she was "selling herself to bury her father" and signed a deed of sale for fifty taels of silver.
"We have a lot of God of Wealth here, little trumpet, you keep your eyes open and puff around, in the future, it will be inexhaustible to eat and drink spicy food." The old bustard's mother Liu was very eloquent, and after describing the prospect in a dazzling manner, she left.
After Liu's mother went, Shen Qiaoan pointed to Liu's mother's back: "It's really full of feces." ”
Qiao An sat in the room for a while, feeling bored, and said to Li Zhong, "I'll go out to buy snacks." After a while, Qiao An came back and distributed the snacks she bought to a few Qinglou girls, and everyone smiled and came over to chat with them.
The girl's friendship is simple to establish, and Shen Qiaoan is not here to make money, so she did what she liked, and gave some rouge gouache prepared in advance to this group of girls, and everyone was very happy.
And so the first day passed.
By the next day, Shen Qiaoan bought all kinds of things and bribed this group of girls, the so-called taking people with short hands and eating people with soft mouths, this group of girls was eating and taking, so they naturally responded to their needs.
Qiao An asked a lot about "Uncle Zhang", and everyone answered all questions, and then, Qiao An summed it up, but Zhang Chang was bound to refuse any girl who threw herself into her arms. But any girl who doesn't drink, Zhang Shu also refuses to leave.
He also likes girls who know how to play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
Everything was figured out, and Shen Qiaoan told Li Zhongxuan all the information he had collected, and said, "Tonight, Uncle Zhang will arrive." Li Zhongxuan nodded.
The two of them waited in the room, the time had just passed, the sky was not dark, Zhang Shu arrived, she was generous and liked to tip people, he came, the surrounding staircase immediately had countless more people with tigers and bears, this group of people looked awe-inspiring, each like a door god.
These people are all selected, they have no interest in women at all, and of course, she doesn't like men! They are cold, emotionless tools of killing.
"Uncle is here, the little girl hasn't lined the clock tonight." A girl smiled timidly, Zhang Shu approached the woman, buried his head deeply in the woman's body, sniffed the smell of fat powder, and pushed the woman away.
"Jasmine smells so bad, it's better to be a shy rose."
"Uncle is here, the slave is a rose, and the slave has a body fragrance, not the smell of grease and powder." Uncle Zhang approached the girl, hugged her and went to the next room, but within a quarter of an hour, the girl was recognized.
The girl's head was bleeding, but she was laughing, and everyone saw that the girl was holding a huge gold ingot in her hand.
The girl went crazy and cried and laughed, and no one except the person concerned knew what had happened to the girl.
"Find the bustard and introduce a fun girl, these vulgar fans are really boring." Upstairs, Zhang Shu began to summon the bustard, and the bustard approached Zhang Shu with a small broken step.
"Uncle, the old body has arrived, the old body has arrived." The two muttered and chatted.
In the opposite room, Qiao An pierced the blue yarn, and the crossbow arrow in his hand was aimed at Zhang Hao, Li Zhongxuan said: "How sure are you?" ”
"Less than twenty points."
"If you don't do it, we won't be able to leave! said that you are outwitted, do you have to learn from Sister Hong? Li Zhongxuan criticized, and Qiao An took the crossbow arrows away.
"What then?"
"Mao Sui recommended himself, what should I do?" Li Zhongxuan smiled, Shi Shiran got up, and even his voice became a lot softer, and she was a girl.
Joan immediately put away her crossbow arrows.
"Throw it under the bed, someone of ours will check it in the past, and there are no such careless people around the emperor." Yes, they went to recommend themselves, and the guards would rest assured that they were close to the Son of Heaven?
Joan muttered and dropped her crossbow arrow.
The two of them walked towards Zhang Hao's house, and the old bustard was also worried, what spring flowers and autumn moons have been introduced, but Uncle Zhang could not be satisfied, and he was in trouble at the moment, and suddenly saw a woman coming with a smoky eye.
"Uncle, look at us, we are from the south of the Yangtze River, a girl from the water town, take a look at this magnificent body, this beautiful big eyes, and this slippery and greasy hands!" The bustard is like introducing livestock.
That Zhang Yi immediately took a piece of gold ingots and threw it to Qiao An, and Shen Qiao An threw it on the ground, "Our young lady regards money as dung, there is love at first sight, and she is willing to untie her clothes for free, and there is a disciple of Nadeng, even if it costs a thousand taels of gold, our young lady will not laugh at a single one." ”
"Good! Propriety! The Jiangnan woman is really extraordinary. Zhang Hao smiled and asked people to send a plate of gold, but Li Zhongxuan was still unmoved.
"Good! Good! It's up to you tonight, you make an offer. ”
"The prince is a little woman who fell in love at first sight, and is willing to serve you for free." Li Zhongxuan said while putting his hand on Zhang Hao's heart, and after drawing two circles, Zhang Hao couldn't stand steadily.
Joan, on the other hand, feels disgusting, oh my God! Two big men do that kind of ambiguous action, it is indeed easy to make people feel uncomfortable.
Shen Qiaoan coughed, hiding his embarrassment.
"This is my maidservant, I think we are all focused on Meng Meng, let our sisters serve you one by one." Li Zhongxuan said while pointing at Qiao An.
"Okay, good sisters are the best." Zhang Shuli couldn't close his mouth, and the two entered the house, and Li Zhongxuan found that there were a few guards at the door, and he was a little displeased.
"I'm still not going to serve you, and we'll be honest and whisper to each other later, and there's a stinky man at the door watching, it's a big bad scenery, it's not fun." After speaking, Li Zhongxuan was about to get up.
Zhang Hao realized that he slapped his head, "It's my fault!" I'm a beautiful woman! Zhang Xian was really an addict, and when he saw that the beauty girl was gone, he immediately ordered the guards to evacuate.
But after the guards came in, they also routinely checked Li Zhongxuan and Qiao An, and found that the two were not carrying dangerous goods, so they left, but the guards did not stay away completely, but walked five or six steps more than before.
"You're from Jiangnan, and you're weird." Zhang is good at grinning.
"Jiangnan is a good place, there are the most stupid geese in the water, and the appearance of the stupid goose is exactly the same as yours." Li Zhongxuan held the fan, covered his mouth with a smile, and his eyes were like silk.
"Silly goose, hahaha! Hahaha! "Some people are born with cheap bones, and they feel comfortable after being scolded by others.
"Fresh! It's so fresh. ”
"Girl, what kind of animal does it look like?"
"This girl is a leech, and she won't let go when she bites it." Li Zhongxuan showed his teeth to him, and when he saw it, he laughed at the moment.
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