Chapter 1234: Palace Adventure Encounters Strange Guests
Qiao An successively prescribed beauty medicine and laxatives for the emperor, and the emperor did not have any special curative effect after taking it, just when the emperor was suspicious, Qiao An suddenly handed him the bronze mirror, "Your Majesty, look, your black hair is gradually turning white, and you will soon be younger." ”
Actually, it is not difficult for black hair to turn white, and Joan prescribed medicine to improve hair quality.
On the second day, the emperor began to have diarrhea, and asked Qiao An, who said: "You are detoxifying, and from today onwards, you will listen to me and eat apples." ”
The emperor looked at the snow-white and blackened hair in the bronze mirror, and was convinced of Qiao An, diarrhea is the first step to lose weight, this Tianxuan Emperor is very fat, so losing weight is the top priority, he has always been arrogant and lascivious, and he has never lost weight at all, so he looks a little thinner in just three days and five days.
Then Shen Qiaoan's recipe arrived, and let the emperor eat apples for five days.
"What's this?"
"This is the art of Bigu, in layman's terms, it is to cut off the desire to eat and stomach, the emperor, for you to prolong your life, the grass people and my brother have been sleepless all night to come up with tricks, you mainly strictly follow what I say, you will be really young."
Emperor Xuan was actually a person with strong self-control, eating apples every day, apples have tannic acid, and if you eat too much, you will become a villain's stomach pouch, and so on.
Another week, the emperor's black hair was more than before, his face and plate had also lost weight, he did look a lot younger, and even his food had decreased, so he thought that he had really been healed, and he was very happy.
And Shen Qiao'an and Li Zhongxuan have already gotten what they want, Qiao An wanted to assassinate him, but Qiao An tried, this Tianxuan Emperor didn't know what strange martial arts he had practiced, he actually had horizontal exercises, so Qiao An didn't dare to rush for quick success.
On this day, Qiao An was about to say goodbye, but when he went to the Sun God Palace, he saw the woman before, and the woman gradually approached the sleeping Tianxuan Emperor, and at this moment, he suddenly saw Shen Qiao'an at the door, the woman gave up attacking and killing the Tianxuan Emperor, and turned to attack Qiao An.
The girl's martial arts skills were also very good, and Joan and her flew outside the wall.
After a moment of fighting, Joan stood in the distance, "Why did you attack me indiscriminately?" ”
"You wicked girl, everyone hopes that he will die early and be born sooner, but you are the only one who has hollowed out his mind to prolong his life, what good will it do you to have a long life? I will kill you today for the way of heaven. The girl reached out and untied her belt, but she didn't think that it was a weapon, and Joan beat for a while and explained, "I have the same purpose as you, how can I bring him back to life, that's fake." ”
"Fart!" The woman rudely abused: "You clearly prescribed him a strange medicine, and I will kill you too." ”
"You!" Qiao An can't fight now, the two quickly fought, someone came in the distance, Qiao An hurriedly retreated, "Oops, Huang Gonggong has arrived, you and I have a personal grudge!" Solve it privately, don't let Huang Gonggong know, stop. ”
Joan stepped back, and so did the girl.
"Stinky girl,!" Huang Gonggong didn't arrive, and his voice had the power to pierce the ear bones, "Come with me, as soon as the emperor comes, he will find you to serve the clean face." ”
The girl was pulled and taken away, but her resentful eyes glared back at Qiao An, Shen Qiao An sighed, it turned out that they had a purpose, but how was she going to explain it to her?
The girl went, and Qiao An went later, and after entering the Sun God Palace, the emperor was teaching the girl a lesson, and a big ear was lost, and the girl who hit couldn't find the north.
Joan saw this as soon as she entered, and hurried to help the girl.
But the girl didn't appreciate it.
"King Cat, I can't find you when I come together, is this how you listen? Come on, peel her skin for me. Tianxuan was angry, and his fingers were trembling.
As soon as Qiao An heard the word "peeling", he naturally knew that Emperor Tianxuan was not joking, so he was protected in front of the king cat, and the king cat was very surprised, and Emperor Tianxuan also stared at Qiao An with strange eyes.
"Don't do it, everybody!" Qiao An's majestic order, everyone was stunned, and the spear in his hand stopped in front of Wang Mao and Qiao An, Qiao An opened the spear in front of him and approached Emperor Tianxuan.
"Your Majesty, you are now rejuvenating, you can't be angry, otherwise you look in the mirror." Qiao An handed a mirror to the emperor, Qiao An pointed to the emperor in the mirror, the crow's feet in the corners of Emperor Tianxuan's eyes bloomed in clusters, and he did look a little old.
"Your Majesty," Qiao An said: "Don't be angry recently, don't be angry, and don't use swords, there is a bloody disaster that will affect our house, this, this qi vein!" "When it comes to nonsense, Shen Qiaoan really came with his mouth open.
At this moment, seeing a group of soldiers rampage into the Sun God Palace, Li Zhongxuan thought that Qiao An was exposed, and hurriedly rushed over to look, where did he know that he saw a group of guards who were using swords against a maid, and Qiao An, what did he say in front of the emperor, everything saw here, Li Zhongxuan understood.
The kind-hearted Qiao An must be protecting the unfortunate maid, and at this moment, Qiao An saw Li Zhongxuan coming in, and hurriedly said: "My brother knows what qi pulse is best, let my brother tell you." Emperor Tianxuan pointed to Li Zhongxuan, who was looking around at the door, "Shen Gongzi came in and told me what Qi Pulse was. ”
Li Zhongxuan studied Qiao An's eyes while walking, Qiao An's general hint of killing chickens and wiping his neck, Li Zhongxuan and Qiao An had a tacit understanding, and only then did he understand Qiao An's meaning at a glance.
Her old man didn't know how to weave a lie, so she pulled a cushion, but Li Zhongxuan also understood that Qiao An's real purpose was to save the poor girl, and he nodded tacitly.
"Your Majesty, this qi vein also comes from "Zhou Yi", the so-called qi vein is the geographical vein of mountains and rivers, for example, if you live in the Sun God Palace of the tiger and the dragon, you have robbed the qi vein of heaven and earth, but the qi vein of heaven and earth is the most sublime qi, and recently you are rejuvenating, do not collide with the qi vein of the sky, otherwise we will all give up."
"You teach a stinky girl a small matter, it's not cost-effective to rush the pulse, besides, wouldn't killing this girl dirty your hands, let her get out and serve, just don't come in in the future."
Li Zhongxuan tried to make the big things as small as possible.
The emperor was moved by Li Zhongxuan's devastating words, and he actually replied with disgust, "Huang Gonggong, hit the stick, let this stinky girl not come in in the future, I can't rush my qi veins." ”
The most plausible theory is the easiest to deceive, just like the "whether there are ghosts in the world" that people have discussed for thousands of years, once people believe, there will always be a hundred reasons to prove that the thing does exist, the same reason can be proven, the emperor wants to live the most long, once he believes that longevity can be controlled by human power, he has to avoid.
Wang Mao was kicked out, and when she left, her eyes were particularly meaningful, she really couldn't imagine that at the critical moment, not only Shen Qiaoan came to save herself, but even Shen Qiaoan's "brother" risked the crime of killing his head to talk nonsense about what "Qi Pulse".
Seeing that the king cat went out, Qiao An was also relieved, and immediately touted, "Your Majesty, your nasolabial folds and fish scale lines have disappeared a lot, Huang Gonggong, look, isn't it?" ”
That Huang Gonggong stepped forward, in fact, there was no change at all, but Huang Gonggong was the most able to see the wind and rudder, "Your Majesty, don't say that this Miss Shen does have two brushes, Miss Shen has eliminated a lot of wrinkles for you, and now you look five or six years younger." ”
"No, my emperor looks like he's only in his twenties." An adult next to him stepped forward and looked at the emperor's face seriously.
This pompous style, tsk tsk.
The danger has finally passed, Qiao An is going to go out to see Wang Mao, and what about Li Zhongxuan, Tianxuan still wants to ask what qi pulse or something, he is not good to leave suddenly, and go nonsense.
Out of the door Joan saw the king cat, the king cat also saw Joan, she walked slowly in front, Joan followed slowly in the back, less stopping, the two arrived at a secluded place.
Wang Mao turned around and said excitedly: "Thank you, you saved my life." ”
"I'm from the martial arts, we martial arts people have long wanted to destroy the Tianxuan Emperor, but our people don't know what the situation is in this palace, and this Tianxuan Emperor is very powerful, how can we eliminate it if we want to? If there is such a fuss, someone is bound to come in and be an undercover agent, and I am the undercover agent. ”
"I," the king cat's eyes sparkled, "so am I!" I've been lurking here for half a year, and it's strange to say, this Tianxuan is an invulnerable devil, you must have seen it last time? ”
Joan and King Cat have turned enemies into friends, in order to ensure safety, Joan pointed to the distance, "Go over there to talk, it's safer over there." Wang Mao and Qiao An went to the roof, and Qiao An told his investigation and research, and also mentioned the previous Jin Minghui.
This king cat is not a martial arts person, and he has never heard of Qiao An and Li Zhongxuan's famous names, hearing Shen Qiao An say this, Wang Mao's eyes flashed, "You mean, he has a valve on his body?" As soon as this valve knocks, it dies? ”
"It seems to be, but it's not for sure."
Qiao An asked about the situation of Wang Mao, it turned out that Wang Mao was a girl from the nearby Wangjia Village, which was the largest in the ten miles and eight townships before, but since the arrival of Emperor Tianxuan, Wangjia Village has completely collapsed, otherwise he has occupied a lot of women from good families, and also captured their men and family members to be soldiers.
Whoever was reluctant, immediately cut in two, a good Wangjia village turned into purgatory, it turned out that the king cat was going to the town alone that day to catch the market, and when he came back, he suddenly found that the village had been burned to ashes, and a group of guards of the court laughed and rode away.
At first, she thought that this was done by the court, but with King Tai's benevolence, how could she do this? The king cat chased after the things, chased out a mile in one breath, and found that the group of people had entered the palace, the girls who were tied up were crying and crying, the men who were taken away were depressed, and countless people were killed, and the corpses were all over the field.
She really wanted to kill Emperor Tianxuan, but this person was stiff, like an ice sculpture and snow sculpture, who could do anything to him?
The first time Qiao An came to the Sun God Palace, he was ready to kill at that time, but the gavel was broken, and the family was still intact. It was the second assassination Joan had seen, but it was actually the umpteenth time she had carried out, and each time it failed.
Wang Mao's tone became depressed as he spoke, and he said frustratedly: "Probably I can't avenge the people of Wangjia Village for the rest of my life, but this is a deep revenge in the sea of blood!" ”
"Don't be afraid, there is a whole martial arts behind you, this Tianxuan Emperor has offended more martial arts people, don't worry." Hearing this, the king cat nodded.
Qiao An and Wang Mao chatted for a long time, the girl found that Shen Qiao An was not only bold and smart, but also reasonable and helpful, and in the end, Qiao An told himself about using laxatives and using mochi as He Shou Wu, Wang Mao suggested that Qiao An use poison for Emperor Tianxuan, but at present, Qiao An did not dare, after all, as long as it was something in the mouth, she and Li Zhongxuan had to taste it.
Qiao An reminded the king cat not to mess around, this matter needs to work together, the king cat has been in Tianxuan Palace for a long time, and he has a clear understanding of the geography, and he heard that Qiao An wants a topographic map, so he recommended himself: "This is simple, I'll get it for you." ”
On the second day, King Cat drew a topographical map, and Joan was overjoyed to see it.