Chapter 554: Find fault and slap your face
"That's not necessary." Su Zhiyu excused himself and received his intentions, but it was not interesting to stay here after his intentions had been decided.
Du Ruonan watched the two of them pull and pull, and never came up with a conclusion and frowned.
The matter of resignation has not yet been decided, but the envoys of the neighboring countries have made a surprise visit, and their psychological registration here has not yet been stabilized. The envoys of the neighboring countries obviously had evil intentions in choosing this time.
"We have just experienced a civil strife before, and the situation in the DPRK is not stable, even after our painstaking management, there are still some loopholes that cannot be taken into account. They probably came this time with a purpose and a plan in it. Du Ruonan guessed.
"Presumably, it is to take the opportunity to spy on our strength, if we can't win over, if we can fight, we will take the opportunity to become famous. The old emperor and his neighbors can also be regarded as having some friendship in it. Su Zhiyu had almost guessed that it was the envoy's purpose here.
"They are too despicable, taking advantage of the danger of others, such a villain can actually be the emperor of a neighboring country." Du Ruonan frowned, quite disdainful of their actions.
"We can't leave here anytime soon, so let's go and meet the envoy first and see what he has in mind." Su Zhiyu silently postponed the plan for the two to leave.
Du Ruonan nodded, knowing that the other party was not good, if the hard work and plan before they left at this time were cheap, wouldn't everyone else be in vain?
Envoys from neighboring countries came, in order to show the generosity and friendliness of their country. Song Ting knew about this matter and ordered him to go down, and he must use the best to entertain him and make him feel at home.
The Song court held a banquet to entertain the envoys, which was the highest treatment for the envoys representing the emperors of neighboring countries.
It's just that the envoy doesn't seem to buy it, but is very picky about the dishes on the banquet, "These things are too ordinary, you guys here will definitely not be able to come up with any good things, right?" ”
This was a blatant sarcasm, and everyone present frowned, and an envoy from a neighboring country came to them to fill up something. And then the identity of the envoy dares not to take their country in his eyes?
"These dishes are understandably not in harmony with the envoy's appetite, but it is too demeaning to say that they are ordinary? After all, it is the craftsmanship of the imperial chef, how can the envoy not even taste it, and make such a decisive decision? "Song Ting. Listening to the envoy's words, he also felt a little uncomfortable, but he couldn't help it.
"When you see something and smell it, you know what it tastes like. It looked either oily and red or the soup was watery, and the messenger didn't have the appetite to taste these things. He said with a look of disgust, as if it would be a waste of his time to look at it more.
"Looking at the color and smelling the flavor is all about better tasting and judging, and after all, there are some things that can only be made after tasting them yourself." Song Ting said this because he had already understood the purpose of this envoy's coming.
He deliberately provoked and said such things. I'm afraid that they are here to suppress Yifan and them, and if they can't come up with something strong to fight back, they will be regarded as weak by him.
If it is more serious, it may wave troops and start fighting with their country. Song Ting. I don't want to grow the morale of others and destroy my own prestige, but it is not a good choice for them to fight in this situation.
"Even if you are the prince of the previous dynasty, it is a thing of the past after all. After staying in the folk for so many years, it is understandable that he can't cook food for national banquets. The messenger said this rude sentence respectfully, so that even if people were angry, they could not let it out.
He deliberately came to stir up trouble, and his status as an envoy allowed him to guarantee his safety in this country.
"This dish is not made by the emperor, does the envoy mean that the state banquet dishes of your country are all cooked by the emperor himself. So the ingredients can speak for themselves? Du Ruonan couldn't stand it and broke the siege.
These words successfully attracted the attention of the envoys, "The diplomatic relations between the two countries are very important, and you dare to insult our emperor by saying such things." What is your intention? ”
"It's you who speaks disrespectfully, don't you just look down on our dishes? The envoy's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open is really amazing, why don't I cook a dish for the envoy to taste, and if you think it's good, swallow all the words you just said and apologize to our imperial chef one by one. Du Ruonan couldn't get used to seeing it like a fox and a fake tiger, and made a request.
"You're just a woman, and you dare to make a request in front of this messenger? Even if you know how to cook, it doesn't mean that you can make a dish that will make the messenger regret what he said. The envoy looked at Du Ruonan with extremely contemptuous eyes.
"If you look like this, you should go to your husband and children and complete your mission. Could it be that you are too sharp-tongued to get married? The messenger unceremoniously attacked and insulted Du Ruonan with words.
"Please taste the state banquet dishes I made, and I'll talk about it later." Du Ruonan endured the evil anger in his heart, could it be that the envoy jumped out of the crack in the stone, how could he not even respect people? I love
She wanted to ask without a trace of personal emotion, the envoy wouldn't be Kefukemu who grew up so alone, right?
"Since you have already said so, I will reluctantly give you a face, hoping to see the state banquet-level dishes you made in a stick of incense." The envoy agreed to Du Ruonan's request.
He thought it was just a woman who was not convinced, and then wanted to prove his ability. As for this success, the decision is up to him, and whether a woman has one or two strengths in the end will definitely fail.
He forgot to think about Du Ruonan if. How can the confident and arrogant craftsmanship let the messenger decide whether the dish is good or bad.
Although he agreed, he also limited the time for Du Ruonan, the time for a stick of incense is not long, if he doesn't step up, I'm afraid he will be rejected by the envoy because of the long time.
Du Ruonan then went to the imperial dining room, and the envoy sat outside and waited, still with a disdainful face, "It's unheard of that such a woman can marry in your country, she talks back in front of everyone, and you turn a blind eye." She is rude, talkative, and a smart woman should be in the backyard to guard her husband, and whoever shows up outside like him is not afraid that his husband will feel ashamed and give her a letter of divorce. ”
Facing the envoy who intensified, Su Zhiyu frowned, "Listening to this tone, it seems that you are especially special among us, and you were not born of a woman. Otherwise, even for the sake of his mother, he would not be able to say such a thing. ”
"This messenger just told the truth, which onion are you?" The envoy was angry with Su Zhiyu and didn't know where to start explaining.
"What kind of onion are you, I'm afraid you are nothing in your own country, maybe you are just idle garbage. Running to us to be a prestige, he really thought of himself as garlic, if he wasn't for the representative of the emperor of the neighboring country, he would have his leg broken, his tongue cut out and thrown out. Su Zhiyu replied.
"How dare you talk to me like that? I'm here on behalf of our emperor. The envoy was dissatisfied with Su Zhiyu, and shouted at what he said just now.
"It seems that you also know that you are nothing more than an impostor. Respected, it is your emperor who makes us endure, not you. Su Zhiyu sneered, he was most unaccustomed to this kind of person in his life.
The envoy couldn't say a word angrily, pointing at Su Zhiyu, as if he would give orders in the next moment.
It's just that this topic is not over, Su Zhiyu looked at the messenger who finally closed his mouth, "You can't do what women can do, and you may only be able to do half of what men can do." The character is bad enough, and he doesn't make a draft when he speaks. People like you are not qualified to look down on women, you are suitable for solitude and old age. ”
The messenger was furious, "You are the prince of the previous dynasty and the current emperor, and your orange said such things to me in front of you. I don't know what kind of explanation you plan to give and how you will punish this person. ”
He asked Song Ting to give the envoy of the law, and he seemed to have forgotten that he had already offended Song Ting by ridiculing Song Ting not long ago.
"What do you mean by that? Every word Su Zhiyu said was what I thought in my heart, women give birth to children and have children, but they can not only wander in the boudoir and their husband's children, this is their ability. You indiscriminately talk about women so badly, do you also don't take your mother seriously? Song Ting was surprised and asked, "It seems that the envoy is very unfilial." ”
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Song Ting is on the side of the male protagonist, and what the envoy said just now is so absolute that he forgot that his mother is also a woman, and Song Ting's filial piety was pressed down, making him unable to argue and could only suffer a dumb loss.
Not long after, the dishes made by Du Ruonan came up, and he not only made them within a fixed time, but also looked full of color and flavor, and there was no longer the situation that the envoy was picky just now.
"Please try it, the color and fragrance are complete, and you can always move the chopsticks now, right?" Du Ruonan raised her eyebrows, she didn't look down on this messenger in her heart. Those who are not good at it still dare to speak and belittle women without putting them in their eyes, and find all kinds of excuses and reasons to belittle and trample on them.
"See what you can do." The envoy looked at the dishes in front of him and had to admit that the color and fragrance were good. But as long as he tastes it and says it's not delicious, then no one can refute him.
After he put one chopstick in his mouth, he raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then quickly added a second chopstick. With his movements, he ate all the bowls in a short time.
"I wonder what the envoy thinks after tasting the food I cooked?" There was a sneer on Du Ruonan's lips, and from the bowl that could be clean and shiny, the envoy's attitude towards her dishes could already be seen.
"This dish, this" The messenger looked at the bowl at the bottom and frowned, feeling slapped in the face, he originally wanted to find an excuse to continue to make things difficult.
Now that he had eaten the whole bowl, to say anything unpalatable at this time would be to stomp the face of their whole country to the ground.
Neither admitting good nor bad can be said to be bad, the messenger's dilemma, even if he is unwilling to admit the truth in person, is already in front of him, and now he has no excuse to continue to challenge them.