Chapter 283: The Story of the Nine Eggs
"Lady Valling, do you agree with that?" Su Fan stood aside and said happily to Valing.
"I didn't tell you that I agreed, I just told you that the matter of you marrying a concubine has nothing to do with me, of course I agreed." Valing said to Su Fan with a pun.
Su Fan knew that it was impossible for Valing to completely admit that she was the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion in front of everyone, but now that Valing had relented and said that she could marry a concubine, it was equivalent to admitting it in private, so Su Fan took the opportunity to say to Xiuhong: "You don't have to cry, didn't you hear Mrs. Valing say that I can marry you?" ”
Hearing Su Fan's words, Xiuhong and the old man knelt down in front of Valing very happily and said loudly: "Thank you, Mrs. Valing, thank you Su Fan." ”
"Old man, I said you don't have to thank me, you must know that your daughter is marrying into Sufu, not marrying me, do you want to thank Xie Sufan, a bastard." Valing pointed to Su Fan and said to the old man.
"How do you call me a bastard? You must know that my name is Wang Jiudan. Su Fan looked at Valing and said jokingly.
"Master Su, why do you call Wang Jiudan?" The people watching the excitement next to him were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so they asked Su Fan with a smile.
"I'll tell you, my maintenance secret is that I eat nine eggs a day, so I'm called Wang Jiu Dan." Su Fan smiled cheekily and said with a smile to everyone.
"Young Master Su Fan, you are really strange, I didn't expect your behavior to be so weird. Eating nine eggs a day, can you digest it? The people next to him saw that Valing had agreed to Su Fan's marriage to a concubine, and they were very happy for him, and coaxed Su Fan with a smile.
"It's digested, you know, I have to know that every time I am ready to sing a song for a long time, I will eat nine eggs a day in advance to gain weight. So when I actually want to sing, I don't eat and rely entirely on digesting the fat in my body to support me. In this way, I can sing for a long time without fainting due to exhaustion. Su Fan explained to everyone very seriously, hoping that everyone can follow his example, which is very useful.
"Oh, is that really the case? Su Fangongzi, is your method really effective? The people next to him asked suspiciously, they felt that Su Fan's method was really peculiar.
"Of course it works, I remember the last time I sang against the other three talents, the reason why they didn't treat me was because their breath was not long enough, and then they sang for a long time, which made them faint due to physical exhaustion, and only I didn't have anything to do." Su Fan patted his chest and said to everyone proudly.
"How did you know how to do it with such an effective recipe?" Many people asked curiously.
"It's a little girl I saved before, she told me. She said that when she was a child, she was often locked up by bad people, sometimes going days without food, which would make her very hungry. Then she would take advantage of the bad guys' lack of attention and steal nine eggs at a time at a time. Even if the bad guy starves her for several days in a row, she won't starve to death. So she summed up this lesson. Su Fan told everyone the story of Wang Jiudan, but in fact, only he and Valing knew the details of this.
Looking at Su Fan's angry appearance, Waling sat on the grass in the backyard garden and muttered angrily: "I really served someone, maybe I am really romantic, I can kidnap a concubine back when I go out to see the excitement, if I go out to participate in some activities and come back, I can't kidnap a lot of women back." ”
"Are you talking about me? Miss Walling. You have to know what my marriage to a concubine has to do with you? "Now that there is no one, Su Fan deliberately pretended not to be related to Wa Ling, in order to be angry, and teased.
"Of course it has nothing to do with me, but why did you let that woman ask me? Tell you, I don't agree with you marrying that woman, you must know that there are so many concubines and ladies in your house, if you marry another one, will they be able to tolerate her? What if I bully her, will there be a fight? Valing looked at Su Fan and asked nervously.
"If you let another woman be in charge, there will definitely be a fight, but if you let Lady Valing be in charge, it will definitely be no problem." Su Fan clasped his hands in front of his chest and said very seriously.
"I said that I am not the lady of Valing as you say, you don't want to talk nonsense in front of me in the future, I am Shayi's woman, how can I go to your Su Mansion to be in charge? Are you married? Valing always refused to admit that she was the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion in front of Su Fan, which made Su Fan really helpless, and he was angry and hateful.
"You are Sha Yi's woman, you have the final say about Sha Yi? You must know that there are a lot of women outside now, and I plan to help Sha Yi catch a few and come back as concubines, I don't know if you will agree? Su Fan looked at Valing and said shamelessly.
"What do you say, you're just a merry affair, why do you want to drag Sha Yi into the water? You must know that he has not married a single wife, so you have to help him marry a concubine, so after marrying back, where do you let the concubines stay? In the future, if the lady enters the door, it will be difficult to speak! Valing looked at Su Fan and scolded angrily, feeling that this Su Fan's brain-opening thing was too hateful.
"Why can't you speak, aren't you his wife? Isn't he allowed to marry any woman as long as he has your consent? It's so stupid that you can't even figure it out! Su Fan looked at Valing and said deliberately provocatively, he felt that Valing's angry appearance made him so happy.
On the way back from the canal, Sha Yi heard passers-by talking about Su Fan marrying another concubine, so he wanted to ask Su Fan if it was true.
Suddenly hearing that Su Fan wanted Valing to marry a concubine by himself, Sha Yi looked at Su Fan and scolded angrily: "Let me tell you, Su Fan, if you don't have a thing, don't drag me into the water!" I'm very single-minded, I only love Valing alone in this life, not as attentive as your three wives and four concubines, and it makes people angry when they look at it.
"Am I distracted? I told you that I only love Valing alone in my life, and the other women are the ones she helped me marry, and they have nothing to do with me. Su Fan looked at Sha Yi and Valing and explained with a rogue smile, as if he was cheap and obedient.
Sha Yi looked at Su Fan evilly, and said that he really couldn't open a pot and said, "Oh, it seems that you are like no one, then let me ask you, is Mrs. Biyue also Mrs. Valing the master to marry you?" I heard that you made cooked rice with other people's raw rice first, and then forced Valing to agree to you marrying Bi Yue, is there such a thing? ”
Hitting people doesn't slap their faces, scolding people doesn't expose their shortcomings, I didn't expect such an embarrassing thing to be shaken out by Sha Yi at this time, isn't this tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, it is really impossible for Valing to have a good opinion of Su Fan. So angry that Su Fan took off the shoes on his feet and threw them at Sha Yi, scolding: "Sha Yi, you bastard, how can you do anything!" How do you know about such a secret thing? I've really convinced you, did you put eyeliner in my Su Mansion? ”
In fact, all this was told by Valing and Sha Yi, but Sha Yi absolutely couldn't take Valing out now, so he had to cover it up: "I didn't have eyeliner, you must know that all this was said by Su Zhuang." ”
"Wow Shayi, it's really you! Is it because Su Zhuang is gone now, do you think there is no proof of it, deliberately arranged all these bad things on him, if Su Zhuang knew about it, you abused him so badly, he would definitely fight with you. Su Fan pointed at Sha Yi and said angrily, he knew that Su Zhuang, a stunned young man, hated others for framing him the most.
"Don't worry, it won't. Su Zhuang estimated that Mrs. Valing, who was hugging him in the Su Mansion now, was happy. Sha Yi laughed and teased, thinking of Su Zhuang, a stupid person taking home a fake Mrs. Valing, Sha Yi couldn't help but want to laugh.
Imagining that Su Zhuang was holding the fake Lady Valing in his hand for fear of falling, and holding it in his mouth for fear of melting, Sha Yi felt that it was really interesting.
Seeing that Valing was not around, Su Fan was very helpless and began to complain to Sha Yi: "Oh, I really served Su Zhuang, I didn't expect anything to be done in his hands." I think what a good opportunity this was when Prime Minister Wa forced him to marry the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's mansion, not only did he not cherish it, but he got an escape from marriage, forcing me to take the top of the tank for him. It's better now, I got a fake eldest lady from the Prime Minister's Mansion back, why do you think I'm so unlucky? How could there be a brother like him! I'm really convinced! ”
"Okay Su Fan, let me tell you, it's your blessing to have such a brother, if I can have a brother like you, I'm really too late to be happy. Do you want to be with Miss Walling if it weren't for him? Sha Yi looked at Su Fan and said enviously.
"Sha Yi, after you say this, it seems to be the same thing, you must know that I am the head of the famous four talents in the capital, and I am the object that any woman wants to marry. Of course, I think Valling might be no exception. I didn't expect Prime Minister Wa Cheng to rely on the power in his own hands and insist on marrying his disfigured daughter to me. Originally, I thought that this life would be very sad, but I didn't expect Valing to be very beautiful, and now I am really grateful that it is too late for him! It's great to have a father-in-law like him. Su Fan looked at Sha Yi and said thoughtfully.
"Oh, let me tell me, you don't have to thank anyone, you can thank Prime Minister Wa. If it weren't for his daily death forcing you Su Fu to marry his daughter, would you be where you are today? I guess you can just sit at home and drink tea and chat with Bi Yue, without any common language. The two of you make it seem like you were a natural pair, but in fact the two of you are two parallel lines that will never cross. After all, Sha Yi has been dating Su Fan for a long time, and he still knows a lot about the relationship between Su Fan and Bi Yue.
Wa Ling, who was hiding far away, listened to the conversation between Su Fan and Sha Yi, and felt so unbelievable, she didn't know what other stories she didn't know here.