March in Kyoto is full of gloom and biting cold winds, which always make people want to stay at home and not go out.

Therefore, the streets of Kyoto are deserted, and only the husband of the watchman is running to support his family, but despite this, he is still shivering from the cold, fantasizing that the dawn will come soon.

A strange figure shuttled back and forth in the streets and alleys, dressed in a red robe that was particularly eye-catching at night, and his walking posture was even more strange, jumping up and down as if he was lame.

The moon shone on him, and when he got closer, I could see what it was.

He had a cow-like nose, one foot was wearing shoes, the other was strangely hanging from his waist, and an iron fan was stuck in his waist.

This is the evil spirit that brings disaster to people - waste

At this time, the waste is what the thief is preparing to do

I walked up to him and casually asked, "What are you doing?" ”

A voice suddenly sounded beside him, and he turned around and was about to flee, thinking about it, something was wrong, he was a ghost, how could people see a ghost?

He turned around and said loudly, "What, it scares me, I don't know if the deity is very bold?" ”

I looked at his appearance, "It's you who are a thief, you can also blame me, besides, I look like a shy flower, look at you again, no one is a person, a ghost is not a ghost, it should be me asking you, what is it?" ”

I was shocked, I didn't expect to see him, and scolded him for not being a thing, he didn't think about it right, he wasn't a thing in the first place, and it wasn't right, he was a thing.

Wasted in an endless loop, where I was there to fight myself, completely drying me aside.

I think it's funny

This thing has a hole in its brain, right?

Take two steps forward: "Hey, don't come out at night if your brain is sick"

Wasted was attracted by my words, and finally came out.

Pointing at me, he scolded, "You're sick in the brain"

When I looked closely, I found a problem, and he said, "No, how did you see me, no, you're also a ghost?" ”

I'm speechless about this guy too, and I'm finally getting back to the point.

"Guess what"

Wasted looking me up and down, he didn't feel any trace of death or yin in my body at all.

It's not a ghost, so what's that? , look at it again, there is no yang, not people.

It's not a human being or a ghost, and I'm so shocked that I'm talking to myself, "What is this?" ”

When he said this, my face sank, and I raised my hand and slapped him on the wasted face, the force was not well controlled, it was heavier, and I exhaled in pain, "Oops! ”

Wasted touched the face that was slapped by me, stunned, what's the matter with beating him? It didn't hurt, but he didn't understand why I was hitting him.

My palms hurt hotly, and I regretted it a little, this guy has rough skin and thick flesh, but he broke my own hands, and I said to him angrily, "You are the thing"

Wasted suddenly said to me seriously, "I'm not a thing."

After thinking about it, he seems to have said this just now.

hurriedly changed his words, "No, I'm a thing, so why am I a thing?" ”

I stood there and asked myself countless times, is this a fool? It's not just stupid, it's a dead brain! Forget it, I like to wear horns.

"I really don't know if my brain didn't come down when I died in my last life" I was talking to myself there, but I didn't expect to be listened to by him, and after his attention was diverted, he looked at me and said seriously, "To be honest, I don't know"

I had the urge to kick him and ""

The usual patience has been worn out by this guy, and he doesn't bother to talk to him anymore.

I asked him, "What were you doing sneaking around?" ”

He smiled, looked left and right, and whispered in my ear, "I'm looking to see if there's anyone."

I glanced at him, just like you are still afraid of people, people are afraid of you is almost the same, I feel that he is nervous, and glanced at him disdainfully, "Who is there at night?" ”

Maybe my voice was a little loud, he hurriedly covered my mouth, I don't know if I smelled it wrong, I always felt that his hand smelled indescribable, I hurriedly slapped his hand away.

"Shh~ You be quiet, this family is very rich"

I was puzzled and didn't understand what this guy was trying to do: "You're going to steal money?" ”

I was amazed, this ghost still uses money, and it is human money.

I continued to ask, "Can you use this money?" No, can you take it? ”

Ghosts shouldn't be able to take the money of the world!

I haven't done it, I don't know.

He nodded, "It works, and you can buy a lot of delicious food"

Wasted and innocent like a child smiled, a bull's nose, with a smiling face, it was terrifying to think about, let alone see it with your own eyes.

I held my forehead, not wanting to look at him more, and I gritted my back molars and asked myself, "What am I doing?" ”

I really want to smoke myself, why do you have nothing to do with this ghost?

I asked him suspiciously, "I've only heard that waste is a demon that can bring disaster, but I haven't heard that waste is still a glutton?" ”

He thought about it for a long time before he replied, "I can bring disaster, but that's not what I want, what I want is to be able to eat the food of the world."

Wasted leaned back to me and whispered, "Let me tell you, the food in this world is delicious..."

Before he could finish speaking, I raised my hand to stop him, and if I let him continue, I was afraid that it would be endless.

"Do you like to wander around? Then can I ask you to do something for me?"

Wasted and frightened

"Can I still do something? I don't know."

Suddenly, my head hurt and my chest felt tight, as if something was struggling to rush out.

Inhale~

Exhale~