The two brothers in Su Xiaohong's family have talked about this not once, and we are tired of hearing it, but it is the first time we know that he does B ultrasound. But Wang Dahai and they are not in the mood to listen to this. interjected directly: "Xiaohong, don't talk about you, talk about us." ”

Su Xiaohong thought about it for a while, and then she remembered that she still had something to say, and then her hand began to press again, and she said while pressing: "Yes, yes, we still have something to discuss with you." ”

I said you have something to say. Su Xiaohong said: "I saw Luo Song and them again this morning, they want to fight another game tonight, anyway, it's the weekend, the teacher should go home, and they can play a little more, and the holiday will start after two classes in the afternoon." ”

When I heard this, I shook my head and said, "No, didn't I tell you everything, my own classmates, I can't do it." You didn't promise them, did you? I promised that I wouldn't go. Don't talk about it anymore. ”

My temper is also stubborn, so when I heard that it was a classmate, I immediately rejected it.

The three of them were afraid that I would be angry, so they all laughed, Wang Dahai smiled and said: "That's that, they are all classmates, boss, we also took this into account, so we didn't promise them, just said to help ask." We're going to give them a refusal at this moment. ”

I am the boss in our dormitory, Wang Dahai is the second, and then Li Xiaole and Su Xiaohong, but they usually have a good relationship, and they are all called directly. They saw that I was a little angry, so they called me the boss.

I nodded, and that's all I have to say.

Then the three of them talked about the treat, the last time we won 20,000, in fact, it was last night, but I had to live in ancient times for three days as soon as I fell asleep, so sometimes I really don't know what day it is.

It is said that we won last night, and we should have a treat tonight, but considering that most of my classmates go home or go out to play, they all come back on Sunday night, so we set the time for the treat on Sunday night, so that the people are more complete, otherwise please please invite all at once, and then some classmates will mention it, and you have to invite it again, what a waste of money.

Wang Dahai and the others not only set the time for the treat, but also said that they would invite those beauties separately. As for An Ruobing, the three of them first cut the cloth and wrapped the hammer, and in the end Xiaohong lost, Su Xiaohong first said, see if she goes, if she doesn't go, then choose other beauties, anyway, there must be enough for one person, otherwise the wolf has more meat and less meat, which is not suitable.

The matter of having breakfast was decided, and then everyone went to class together. Today's class is a class for white-faced scholars, and no one dares to skip it, otherwise I would have gone to the library early in the morning.

The white-faced scholar is our teacher and an associate professor. Because the long-faced white man is weak like a scholar, and he is very rigorous in his knowledge almost to the point of being more serious, so the students give him the name of the white-faced scholar.

To be honest, the level of this teacher is still very high, but it is too strict, who dares to have a small action or something, his questions are indispensable on the spot, and the questions are one after another, which must embarrass you. If you miss class with him, it's not easy to intercede. Therefore, most people do not dare to skip his class. However, his lectures are also vivid, and he can vividly tell many little-known historical allusions. This is not boring for students to listen to his lectures.

In class, the white-faced scholar talks with one hand behind his back, he rarely picks up a book, everything is in his head. Although he spoke very well, the other students listened attentively. But because I was worried about the Iron Axe Gang, I was unconsciously.

Just as my thoughts were flying, I suddenly felt the sound of the wind flickering, and I slapped it casually, and it almost hit a chalk head on my cheek.

I was furious in my heart, and I just wanted to shout at who threw the chalk head, but I woke up suddenly This is in the class of the white-faced scholar, and it must have been smashed by the white-faced scholar.

I knew that I was going to suffer, and I had already seen Wang Dahai, who was sitting next to me, giving me a look.

I sat down in a proper manner. But he still did not escape the accountability of the white-faced scholars.

"Student, please stand."

"Uh, Teacher Bai, uh no, hello Teacher Chen." A mouth almost called the wrong surname, the white-faced scholar is not surnamed Bai, the surname is Chen, and his name is Chen Dongsheng. Although I changed my words quickly, I still laughed out loud.

The laughter of all my classmates made me sweat and almost come down.

It's over, and it's definitely even more unlucky.

The white-faced scholar didn't seem to notice why his classmates were laughing, and asked me, "This classmate, I think you can be distracted in class, I think you are already familiar with what I am going to say, right?" The white-faced scholar's eyes sparkled. Definitely not really a light of kindness.

I didn't know what to say. But the white-faced scholar didn't wait for me to answer his question, and said directly: "Then it's up to you to tell me what I said." ”

Damn, what are you talking about, I'm confused. Although I have excellent hearing, I can't stop myself from running. I don't know what you're talking about.

hurriedly kicked Su Xiaohong in front of him with his foot, Su Xiaohong didn't care about the reminder, the white-faced scholar's eyes had already swept in front of him, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly lay on the table.

I can't rely on this kid, and at the critical moment, I have to rely on Wang Dahai. At this time, Wang Dahai was covering his face with a book and said to me: "Pretend to be the king......"

Pretend to be the king? Pretending to be the king? What is this king pretending to be? I wondered what Wang Dahai was talking about, and I was also embarrassed about how to pretend to be a king and a tyrant? Or is it the old turtle's eight calves.

Just thinking about it, the white-faced scholar said: "This fat classmate, why are you covering your face with a book?" Could it be that you want to talk about King Chuzhuang on his behalf? ”

Wang Dahai's frightened pig's head shook as if it was about to fall, and he didn't say anything anymore.

But I knew in my heart that it was about the deeds of King Chuzhuang, not that I was pretending to be the eighth king.

"Some classmates, I'm sorry for my parents, my parents worked hard to raise you as adults and send them to college, it's easy, you don't listen carefully to class like this, why do you think you understand everything? Respect the teacher who doesn't understand at all, don't understand what is the real mutual help, rather than this, it is better to go home to help your parents work to earn some hard money, and it is better than here, a piece of stinky meat, dyed full of ......"

Seeing that the white-faced scholar's tone became more and more severe, the height kept rising, and the weight of the words was like a thousand catties pressing on the top, pressing the classmates on the table. And I, who turned out to be stinky meat, couldn't help but feel a wave of anger in my heart. Then he raised his voice:

"Chuzhuang King Xiong Brigade, also known as King Jingzhuang (unearthed Warring States Chu Jian as Zang Wang), Mi surname, Xiong's, famous brigade is also called Lu, Lu, the son of King Chu Mu, the monarch of Chu in the Spring and Autumn Period, the first year of King Chuzhuang, that is, from 613 BC to the twenty-third year of King Chuzhuang, reigned in 591 BC, one of the five hegemons of the Spring and Autumn Period.

In the twelfth year of King Chu Mu in 613 BC, King Mu died, King Zhuang Xiong Lu ascended the throne, King Zhuang was less than 20 years old when he ascended the throne, and there were many domestic contradictions, and a rebellion between Gongzixie and Gongziyi broke out. In the complicated situation, he adopted the countermeasure of quietly observing the movements and defending the treachery with feelings, showing that he was indulging in the situation of being obsessed with sensuality and not asking about political affairs. Three years later, he had a basic understanding of the political situation and various figures in the state of Chu. He reused Wu Ju, Su Cong and other loyal and upright ministers, attacked and destroyed the Yong State that came to invade, expanded the power of Chu to the northwest, appointed Sun Shuao as Ling Yin, attached importance to social production, developed the economy, and enriched the national strength......"

I told the story like a recitation, and the audience was immediately silent, and the white-faced scholar was also a flurry, and he looked at me in surprise, I ignored him, and continued: "After the Chu State defeated the Jin army in Beilin, the Zheng State began to obey the orders of the Chu State. In order to compete for the hegemony, Chu and Jin fought a long war, and the two sides won and lost each other, and the state of Chu won a great victory in the battle of Yi in the seventeenth year of King Zhuang of Chu, that is, in 597 BC. The prestige of the state of Chu was greatly boosted, and the state became stronger and stronger, while the prestige of the state of Jin among the small and medium-sized states declined, and it lost the ability to dominate them. Soon, King Chu Zhuang destroyed the Xiao State and attacked the Song State for three consecutive years, forcing the Song State to sue for peace with Chu. The king of Chuzhuang drank the Yellow River, won the Central Plains, and realized his desire to dominate......"

The white-faced scholar's flesh words didn't come out, but I recited hundreds of words about the deeds of King Chuzhuang.

may feel that I am a fluke, and the white-faced scholar said: "Then do you know what allusions King Chuzhuang has?" ”

I then replied: "There are many allusions to King Chuzhuang. Later generations gave him a high evaluation, and some allusions about him, such as "King Zhuang buried the horse", "The banquet of the cherry blossoms" and the most famous "blockbuster", etc., have also become fixed idioms, which have a profound impact on later generations. ”

The white-faced scholar sucked his lips and said, "Then you can tell me about the Absolute Sakura Society." ”

I said without hesitation: "The king of Chuzhuang feasted the ministers, the wine was drunk at dusk, and the lights and candles were extinguished. Someone leads the beauty of the clothes. The beauty came to the aid of the crown, in order to sue the king, and the life was on fire, and the person who wanted to get the tassel was desperate. The king did not follow, and said: Today with the widow wine, the cherry blossoms are not happy! Let the ministers go to the fire and enjoy themselves. In the next three years, Jin and Chu fought, and some Chu generals fought to the death to the enemy and defeated the Jin army. When the king asked, he knew that he was the one who had never been in the past. Later, it was used as a model of generosity. ”

The white-faced scholars on the stage were again, and the classmates in the audience looked at me differently. Some of them couldn't close their mouths open, and Wang Dahai's eyes almost didn't fall out, and they were all surprised that I could tell these classic stories so clearly.

The white-faced scholar asked again: "Then let me ask you, which general opened this Absolute Cherry Blossom Meeting, and which general is this Absolute Cherry Blossom Person?" ”

Damn, this question is not a tricky question, it is a bit shameless. The students in the audience looked at the teacher a little differently.

Wang Dahai muttered in a low voice: "Why don't you ask how many people participated and how many candles were lit that day." ”

Everyone actually sympathized with me at this time, and they all felt that I couldn't answer.

I said again unexpectedly: "The Absolute Sakura Club was opened because of the rebellion of the general Yang Yukiping, and the one who made great contributions after the Absolute Sakura was pulled out of the red cherry blossoms was the general named Tang Jiao!" ”

The audience was dumbfounded!

I don't know who asked again: "What is the name of that concubine?" The audience laughed.

Your uncle, it's really not a big deal to watch the excitement. However, the white-faced scholar did not stop me, but glared at me and replied.

I said helplessly: "Xu Ji." ”

Another female voice suddenly asked, "How beautiful is that woman?" The audience laughed again.

I said casually: "It's not beautiful, there are four or five in our class who are a hundred times more beautiful than her!" As soon as the words came out, the boys laughed, and the girls blushed their cheeks.

In my heart, I watched those ugly girls who felt safe wherever they went, and they all had red clouds on their faces, and they all secretly crowned the praise I said on their heads. I really want to explain to them: "It's none other than a few of you. ”

At this moment, the whole class was laughing, and several boys with good relationships said that I was thick-skinned and raced the city wall. The scene was chaotic, but it was also very lively.

The white-faced scholar couldn't help but smile, but immediately reacted that he was already a teacher, and he shouldn't laugh undisciplinedly, so he coughed hurriedly and said, "I have one last question." ”

My God, there are still questions, I said in my heart, Lao Bai, you are not finished, from the time you asked the question to now, the whole class has been delayed, and it has not been mentioned yet.

Just thinking about it, the bell rang for the end of class, and I was secretly happy.

The white-faced scholar said, "My last question is, what is your name?" ”

Oh, so that's it, easy to answer: "My name is Song Zhanyong, teacher, you can just call me Zhanyong." ”