Chapter 16 Want to know who changed the clothes? Guess for yourself
After drinking the water, Lao Kong gradually regained his senses, and his mind was no longer confused. Although this product is pedantic, it has a stinky problem and loves to quarrel with people. scolded people in the underworld, and when I woke up and talked to the life-saving benefactor in front of me, I also had a tongue, maybe this is the stinky virtue of these readers.
1. Whose clothes are this
When he woke up, he suddenly remembered the clothes he was wearing, which were obviously not his own. But who changed the clothes, and Miss Liu was in the room. Could it be that the clothes she changed ...... are a little interesting!
"Sister Liu, thank you for changing my clothes", Lao Kong said embarrassedly
Miss Liu looked back at Lao Kong's sassy appearance, and thought, why is this man a virtue, in addition to thinking about taking advantage of others, can he think of something else?
"Look at your appearance, do you think I'll change your clothes?" Miss Liu said
"What about my clothes?" Lao Kong said
"Think beautiful, your clothes belong to my dead man, don't worry, they are clean, he hasn't worn them a few times," said Miss Liu
"Then ......", Lao Kong still wanted to ask
"That, that, what? Can you have a normal mind? Want to know who changed it or not? I just won't tell you, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you," Miss Liu said with a smile
"It's really naughty, if you change it, I won't say anything," Lao Kong said
"I changed it? You think of beauty", the woman said lightly
It seems that it was not changed by this woman, her face did not change, it was not like a rose that was ashamed to answer, she didn't change it, how could anyone change it? Could it be that this Liu Mei has other relatives?
"Gee, where did your kids go? Did they change it for me", Lao Kong said with squinted eyes
"My child? What's going on in your head? Is the old lady or the yellow flower girl? My man left before marrying me, don't slander my innocence", Miss Liu said angrily
"Damn, or the yellow flower girl?" Lao Kong was so shocked that his mouth cracked like a trouser belt
"What's wrong, isn't it weird?" The woman said
"It's not strange, it's not strange, it's just a little surprised, the water I just drank is a little cold, and it hasn't eased up yet," Lao Kong said
Oh, mom, the yellow flower girl, and a widow, this world is really a little wonderful, the widow is the yellow flower girl, what a tragic love story this is.
"I'll tell you, don't make up your mind, the old lady is not easy to mess with", the woman said with a glare
"Sister Liu, what idea can I beat you? Look at the way I look now, even if I have an idea, what can I do? Lao Kong said helplessly
"That's right, I can't take care of myself in life, and it's useless to think about it", Miss Liu said, this woman is also a cheerful woman, she is very arrogant, she has a set of scolding, and she is also a good hand at hurting people.
"Sister Liu, but I still want to know who helped me change my clothes?" Lao Kong said with a crying face, curiosity kills the cat, this question can't be answered, and it is estimated that he will go crazy.
"Who changes the clothes or not? Look at your unproductive appearance," said Miss Liu
"Out of breath, it's a fart, can it be eaten as food? What do I want that thing for? Lao Kong said
"Hmph, is it a quick learner?" The woman said with a smile
"Isn't this nonsense, with a good master like you, pestle there, can I be different from my apprentice? What's more, I'm a reader," Lao Kong said
2. Guess, I won't tell you
The more curious Lao Kong became, the more embarrassed Miss Liu became, it seems that these are also two enemies. Lao Kong scolded his mother in his heart, why did he meet all the strange types of people? Why don't you have a normal person?
"Sister Liu, just tell me", Lao Kong said eagerly
"Tell you? Tell you what's in it for me? Miss Liu said with a smile
"What benefits do you want? I'm lying here, if you want to kill or scrape, you can do whatever you want", Lao Kong said, and then the dead pig in his clothes was not afraid of boiling water, and he lay there.
"It's only been a long time, and Laipi's kung fu has been learned," said Miss Liu
"Raippy? Who is Raippi? Where's Reip? Lao Kong said
"Cut, load, keep loading," the woman said with a smile
"My Lao Kong is a person who loves to pretend, Sister Liu, just tell me", Lao Kong begged
"Guess, guess, do I say it or not?" Miss Liu said lightly
"You are inhumane, you have no sympathy, you bully the weak," Lao Kong said
"Are you itching?" Miss Liu said
"Why am I inhumane? Sister, you have already seen the king of Hades, you have no conscience to drop things", Miss Liu said angrily
"You see that you're hurt like this, you don't have any sympathy at all, and you still want to bully me, and you can share the time to watch jokes, right? Look at me, a person who has just come back from the ghost gate, not only do you not pity me, but you also deliberately bully me. You say you're right, right? Lao Kong said
Why is this daughter all virtuous? It's like a flat man at every turn, my old hole doesn't have the physique of an old cow, I'm like a layer of window paper now, and it will break when I touch it, if Nima is crazy, Lao Tzu estimates that it will be wasted in a few clicks.
"It seems that what you said has some truth, but who gave you the courage to dare to talk to such an old lady?" The woman was instantly furious
"I was wrong, I apologize, I was wrong, I reviewed, I ......", Lao Kong immediately turned on the apology mode
When Miss Liu saw Lao Kong's appearance, she couldn't help but be happy in her heart, hey, the man is really a child who doesn't grow up. Abominable, abominable. It's cute, and it's very cute. Maybe that's human nature.
"Okay, don't talk about those useless ones, your clothes are indeed not changed by me, I am a girl, how can I change your clothes? I cleaned the blood stains on your body, and I asked Lang Zhong to change the clothes for you, it was really hard work, the clothes were too tight, there was no way, Lang Zhong took scissors to cut the clothes open, and then changed them for you", Miss Liu said lightly
"What about my clothes?" Lao Kong asked, your sister, Lang Zhong, you cut my clothes, when I am healed, what will I wear? How can I run out naked, my clothes are torn, but at least I can cover my body. Damn, I'm just wearing that.
"You call that clothes, too? It's all in rags, what else do you want? The woman said, thinking that your rags were dirty like that, but it took a lot of effort for the old lady to get them off, and the old lady didn't bother to wash the tattered and dirty clothes for you
"It's really a loser's thing, a piece of rag can also cover the body", Lao Kong said anxiously
"What are you anxious about? Aren't you wearing it? The woman said, thinking that you should break your mouth, and see how the old lady will clean you up in the future
"What should I do? Isn't this garment still to be returned? Lao Kong said
"What am I? Don't, you can dress it, I think you are dressed quite appropriately", said Miss Liu
"What you said, don't have clothes, don't regret it when the time comes", Lao Kong said seriously
"Your little life was saved by the old lady, and the old lady doesn't care about a piece of clothing", Miss Liu said angrily
Oh yes, victory, and earning another set of clothes, Lao Kong's heart was instantly happy.