Chapter 320 Story Collection
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Chapter 320 Story Collection
Liu Dashao was helplessly repaired by Liu Zhi'an, there was no way, the movement of the artillery battle startled Liu Zhi'an, who was in the study, and he was still wondering how there would be a sudden thunderstorm on a dry day in the winter.
Dry thunder is a bad sign in the eyes of the ancients, that is, someone has done something that the heavens are angry and resentful, and God punishes the wicked to kill the wicked with thunder before there will be a dry day thunder.
If it is in the era of war and chaos, such a thing may be involved in the emperor by someone with a heart, and there is no way to faint the king, and the sky will send disasters to show the world.
Liu Zhian hurriedly ran out of the study, wanting to ask his son if he knew what was going on, but after telling Liu Zhian, who was also in a panic in the house, he realized that it was his eldest son who went out of the house with a cannon the size of a baby's arm.
Liu Zhi'an guessed that there was a chance that this matter didn't run away with Liu Dashao, and sure enough, as soon as he got out of the house, Liu Dashao was squatting on the ground in the smoke of gunpowder and studying something.
went up with two feet, and finally under Liu Zhi'an's tiger's eyes, Liu Dashao rubbed his ass and entered the mansion with a grudge.
As the saying goes, if you don't hit the south wall, don't look back, and don't give up until the Yellow River, Liu Dashao returned to the study and ran out with a large bundle of rice paper, and then got some paste from the kitchen and ran to the side courtyard to tinker.
When the sun set, Liu Dashao's arrogant laughter came out of the side courtyard: "What is the most important thing in the twenty-sixth year of Dalong Xuande, talent is the most important, science and technology lead life, and this young master is proud." ”
A thumb-sized firework finally flew into the sky with the help of gunpowder, and exploded an inconspicuous flower, because the sky had not yet darkened, and the effect of the fireworks was not obvious.
"The sample is there, as long as the dose is increased and the size ratio of the paper tube is changed, the first generation of fireworks will be born, and the young master will celebrate the rebirth of a year, happy, really happy."
But Liu Mingzhi, who had cleaned up the sundries on the ground, did not feel a little happy, rubbed his numb face from the cold, Liu Mingzhi looked at the sun that had set in the sky and muttered: "Dad, Mom, big brother, little sister, Dalong is almost Spring Festival, you guys are also fast." ”
"Young master, did you get into the bottom of the pot?" Ying'er covered her small mouth and looked at Liu Dashao with a dark face in surprise, if it weren't for the clothes on her body, she wouldn't have been able to tell that the person in front of her was Liu Dashao.
The fireworks test will inevitably get dirty, Liu Mingzhi wiped it on his face with his hand, and sure enough, his hands were full of traces of gunpowder.
grinned: "Prepare the bathtub, the young master wants to bathe." ”
10,000 words are omitted here, Liu Dashao hammered his waist refreshedly, no matter what, the life should be lived.
"Big brother, Xuan'er wants to hear the story."
Liu Xuan was wearing a small red silk jacket, and a pair of thick woven cloud silk shoes jumped on Liu Dashao's body: "Big brother, is it good to tell a story." ”
"Okay, it's cold outside, let's go to the room and tell a story, and the eldest brother will tell you a mess....... Magical story, do you want to hear it? ”
"Yes."
"It's so good, Xuan'er is the most well-behaved."
The charcoal basin roasted the temperature in the room as mild as a warm spring, and Liu Xuan put her chin on the back of her hand, waiting for Liu Dashao to tell a story with her big smart eyes.
"It is said that a long, long time ago there was a child about the same age as Xuan'er, named Ma Liang, Ma Liang got a magic pen, no matter what he draws, he can become real.
One day, Ma Liang, a bear child, drew ten suns, and the sun flew to the sky, drying up the rivers, lakes and seas, and drying the trees and grass, so a big hero named Hou Yi appeared. ”
Liu Xuan pouted: "Ma Liang is really bad, big brother, what about after the big hero comes out?" ”
"After that, the great hero Hou Yi had a divine bow given to him by the gods, and he used the divine bow to shoot the sun in the sky, and shot off eight suns at once, the sky is so high and the archery is also very tiring, sometimes it is overworked, back and leg pain, it may be kidney dialysis.... Well, it's a big deal, the big hero Hou Yi was too tired, and when he shot the ninth sun, he missed because of his lack of strength, although the sun shot away, but he also shot the sky out of a big hole. ”
"Uh-huh......... And then where? Liu Xuan clenched her fists and stared at her eldest brother nervously.
"Hou Yi shot the sky out of a big hole, and the water in the heavenly river flowed out, drowning many, many people, and at this time, the mother of the human race, Nuwa Niangniang, took ... Take ....... "How many colored divine stones?" Liu Dashao was also a little confused: "Well, I'll go and get a lot of colored god stones........ It took ..... "Liu Dashao grabbed his hair and scratched it vigorously, how many days have passed, forget about one:" It took nine hundred and forty-nine days to make up for the sky, and the world has returned to a thriving paradise life.
But that, the great hero Hou Yi shot nine suns, and the last sun was also afraid, afraid that he would be shot to death, so he desperately fled, fled, fled, if a sun was gone, nothing would be able to live, so at this time there was an exposure....... In order not to let the sun disappear, he went to chase the last sun, so I chased you, the wind blew gently, as long as you have no complaints, I have no regrets. ”
"Big brother, why did you sing it in the end?"
"Big brother ignores it in order to set off the atmosphere."
"Okay, then what, Kuafu must have chased the sun, otherwise why would the sun be in the sky."
"Yes, Xuan'er is so smart, although Kua's father chased the sun, but he was also exhausted, his body became two mountains, but the sun stayed, the earth was also vibrant, food and clothing were worry-free, so there was a person who was full of food and nothing to do, called Yugong, Yugong suddenly had a flash of inspiration when he went to the toilet, and he planned to find something to do, so he wanted to move the two mountains."
"Ah, the toilet is so stinky, why is there a flash of inspiration in the latrine?"
"Because the mouth is open."
"Oh!"
"Then Yugong kept moving mountains, and finally the two mountains were removed, but Yugong didn't expect that there were two goblins under the mountain, a snake spirit and a scorpion spirit, they made waves, thanks to Yugong who planted a gourd in the yard, you think, goblins make waves, more hate, just one day, the wind and rain are not afraid, oh da, seven gourd babies on the gourd, the magic is vast, so the two goblins are put away."
"Wow, the gourd baby is so amazing."
"Yes, of course the gourd babies are amazing, but those gourd babies have nothing to do after subduing the goblins, they can't be idle, grandpa can't be idle and can move mountains to pass the time, they don't have mountains to move, hey, after a trick, the seven brothers discussed that we simply went to the green, but I didn't expect that the boundless bear children ran out of a far, far away place at once, and then they were also tired, and they lived temporarily in a forest."
"The next story Xuan'er knows, because they are children, they are very short, they are seven dwarfs, and then they saved Snow White, right?" Liu Xuan clapped her palms and bounced to tell the story of Liu Dashao.
Liu Dashao pursed his lips and looked at the cheering Liu Xuan with a tangled expression: "Xuan'er, congratulations, you will answer." ”
"It's so good, Xuan'er still wants to hear it."
"Okay, big brother will tell you another story about Newton and the crazy mobile phone."
So, Liu Dashao went farther and farther on the crooked road, and Xuan'er cheered from time to time as she listened to the fairy tales that ruined the three views.
The lights were dim, and a collection of stories that gathered heaven, earth, human and gods, demons and monsters, elves and mortals, up to the three realms in the East, and down to the gods and strange stories in the West was unveiled for the first time in the Great Dragon Dynasty in Liu Dashao's mouth.