Chick?

Isn't that the woman who was in the senior's house just now?

Miao Miao pulled the little mushroom and said with her divine sense: "Quickly fuse." ”

Little Mushroom froze for a moment, saw the big tree hidden in the door, and finally understood what she meant. Immediately turned into a small mushroom and landed on the door frame.

"Big tree, what's wrong?"

"Tsk, where is the spirit of our plants and trees weak?

Miao Miao was very satisfied with her stealth technique. In this world, unless you have cultivated special exercises, ordinary species will not have this skill.

It is a recognized fact in the cultivation world that the grass and trees are good at disguising themselves as demons. For example, Miao Miao has now turned herself into a part of the door panel, and if you don't look closely, you can't find it at all.

After sighing, he responded: "That little chicken is the woman in the senior's house." ”

Little Mushroom's voice immediately became excited, "Big tree, that girl seems to be lying to her seniors?

"Humph!"

Miao Miao snorted lightly, "What kind of big guy and little guy? Little mushroom, I told you, right? In this world, the love of men and women is the biggest driving force." It doesn't matter if it's a human, a spirit demon, or an orc. As long as it's a male, if you see our female, it's easy to lose your IQ, so let's play to our strengths and make all males turn upside down......"

"What's the use?"

"Stupid! Then we can get something for nothing! We can let them serve tea and water, pinch their feet and knock their legs, let them go outside and work hard, and we can sit at home and enjoy their success as queens." ”

"But doesn't the big tree seem despicable like that, and the male is too pitiful and hurts his conscience. Boom, don't ...... little mushrooms"

"Don't want Ni Mei, why don't you touch your conscience when you sell Meng and Yan Xi want snacks?"

“......”

The little mushroom was speechless, and after a while, he was not convinced: "Hmph! You haven't been a male for a long time, and you haven't been found? Even the one-eyed dragon doesn't want to see you now!"

"You bastard!"

Miao Miao was furious, "I didn't want to fool the one-eyed dragon, and I haven't transformed yet." You wait, when I turn back into a daughter, let a group of beautiful men kneel at my feet and sing conquest, the Holy Tree is born to be worshiped by men, hum!"

"How do I think men don't want to see you?"

Little Mushroom muttered secretly in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it. It's scary for a big tree to go crazy.

"Hehe, people are Jindan real people, where can they look down on me as a vulgar fan? I don't think about him, anyway, he likes me now, so let him consume more. ”

"Tut, Sister Jill is aware of current affairs. The spirit stones given to you by real people are enough for you to spend a lifetime, what is a little rebate in the store?"

Little Mushroom was a little angry, "Big tree, they are treating people for fools." ”

"It's not a fool, it's Kaizi. ”

"Huh, why did you get out?"

"It's boring. This one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, so let's leave it alone. ”

"Oh......"

Entering the room, Miao Miao said: "This place is not clean, let's go out and eat little mushrooms." It's dark here. ”

Although it is normal to take kickbacks. But the scene of Kaizi just slaughtered made her uncomfortable, and there was always a feeling that I was being taken advantage of. Simply, go out and eat.

The two guys changed their clothes and walked out of the room hand in hand. Passing through the corridor, when I got to the corner, I saw a grandmother flying in the gray wind, and a certain senior pouted and lay on a door, and when Miao Miao got closer, she heard a chilling sound.

"Yo ho ho, the new young ladies are all good-looking. Ahem, ahem, how do I get in? Coquettish? Cold? No, let me see the treasure book. ”

As he spoke, he had an extra book in his hand. Yes, it's a book, a paper book for a while, with the four words "Flirtatious Treasure Book".

The corners of Miao Miao's eyes twitched. This guy isn't too young, isn't he? He still believes in this kind of thing? And ......

The writer of this book must have been despairing. The books of the Xiuzhen Realm are all burned in jade plates, similar to the USB flash drive of the earth. As long as you put it on your forehead when you read, you can read it in an instant.

And this guy is now a paper book in his hand, and he doesn't know how depressed he will use paper to record the experience of picking up girls.

However......

Such an obvious thing is still held by someone as a treasure, Miao Miao suddenly felt that this senior was a second goods. Not only two, but also obscene.

With saliva on her fingers, Grandma Ash is very serious about absorbing the experience of her predecessors.

"Women generally like men to be cold. If you put on a cold face all the time, then the woman will definitely be attracted. Cold, mysterious and powerful......"

Grandma Ash pondered for a moment, clapped her hands, and said, "If that's the case! If I am warm to her, she will be cold!"

"Who, who's out there?!"

"Oh no, it's been discovered!"

Grandma Ash jumped up, just opposite Miao Miao. Miao Miao only felt a gust of wind blowing, and her little hand was held, "You two fart kids, how are you running around?!

With a "bang", the sliding door was opened, and a woman looked at it, couldn't help but smile, and said inside: "It's okay, it's a distinguished guest passing by." ”

As he spoke, he turned back and smiled at his grandmother. Miao Miao only felt that the hand holding her was hot, and a commotion spread, as if her body was shaking, and she was excited as if she was about to convulse.

Miao Miao was also speechless. This is a nymphomaniac!

Grandma's gray face was full of ripples, but soon he restrained his smile, snorted coldly, and said, "Hmph! Women are reserved, smiling at men at will, if they are not ordinary enough to respect themselves!"

Little Mushroom's eyes widened, and he said in a low voice: "Big tree, is his brain bad?

After a pause, he muttered: "Even I know that I have to smile to welcome people in order to get twice the result with half the effort......"

The woman's smile in the door stiffened, and then anger appeared on her face, and she snorted coldly, and closed the door with a "bang".

Miao Miao snickered in her heart, looked at Grandma Gray's surprised face and said with a smile: "Daddy, I'm hungry, let's eat." ”

"This, this, that's not right!"

Grandma Gray took out the broken book again, and flipped through it quickly, "Look, look, it's written like this, it's cool, I did it too, what, what, how useless!"

Miao Miao smiled, "Because you got a fake treasure book!"

"What?!"

Grandma Ash turned around excitedly, grabbed Miao Miao's hand and said, "What are you talking about? This, this is fake?! How, how is it possible?! This, this is what I bought for 1,000 high-grade spirit stones, how can it be fake? That person has more than a dozen women!!"

Wow!

It's simply a great talent in the cultivation realm!

Miao Miao was skeptical about this guy's IQ. How did such a stupid Bai Tian survive in this cultivation realm of killing and conquering until now? Suddenly, he had no fear and respect for his predecessors, and wondered if we could get some money from him?

"Did you see that he had a dozen women? And even if you did, did you follow him? Did you know that this kind of thing can be arranged in advance like a formation?"

"What do you mean?"

Grandma's gray face was dull.

"It means you've been deceived!"

Little Mushroom stomped her little feet, "Why are you so stupid? That chick is also lying to you, she just wants your spirit stone!"

"You talk nonsense!"

Grandma Gray became excited, and she didn't have the style of a senior master, so she grabbed the little mushroom and said, "You talk nonsense, you talk nonsense! Little Jill likes me, likes me!"

"Let go of the little mushroom!"

"Hmph! The little kid actually dares to spoil my Dao heart! Okay, lest I say that I am a bully to the big, and I will let you die convincingly!"

Miao Miao was frightened, and she pulled out the branch to do it. But the man put down the little mushroom, and suddenly took out hundreds of Qiankun bags from the storage ring, and said, "This is full of high-grade spirit stones and top-grade spirit stones." Do you think I'm worth a lot of money? Hehe, my worth is not even in the top ten in this Taiji City. ”

"There are so many rich people in the city, Xiao Ji'er doesn't cheat, but cheats me for money, doesn't it mean that she likes me?!"

it!

Miao Miao and Xiao Mushroom's eyes widened, and their faces cracked.

And this kind of statement?

"Hmph! What do two fart kids know about male and female love?"

Grandma Ash spread her hands and fell to her knees, her chin raised at a forty-five degree angle, and her face glowed holy, brilliantly.

"Ahh

Love!

Like spring water

Nourish me

I couldn't be happier!

Ahh

Such as willow leaves

Wrap around me

Is that the gentleness with which you bow your head and smile?

Ah!!h

Miao Miao kicked her grandmother's gray face, leaving a big footprint, and then vomited.

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry senior. I, I didn't mean to. Really, it's you, your poem...... Sorry!"

"Bastard!"

A coercion rose all over the sky, "You dare to vomit? You are laughing at this poem? Heh, boy, why don't you make a poem? If you can't make it, the deity wants you to look good!"

Hey, you've been coercing me, how can I compose poetry?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of relaxation on his body.

The little mushroom slowly hid behind Miao Miao, and said with a sad face: "Big tree, can I go first?"

"Bang", there was an extra string of meat gourds on the head of the mushroom, and the voice of Yin Measurement came, "What do you say?"

"Wow!"

Little Mushroom cried, "Big tree, you quickly admit your mistakes to your seniors." Where do you know what kind of poetry? If you don't learn anything, the whole door knows it...... Ouch, why are you hitting me again?"

"Because of itchy hands. ”

"Do you want to write poetry? Give you three breaths, if you can't do it, I want you to look good!"

Miao Miao snorted coldly, "You don't need three breaths, just open your mouth and come." Listen, ahem. ”

"Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud. Take the second flower bush lazy review, half of the edge of the cultivation and half of the king. ”

"What did you do? this, this can't be!!"

"How's that? I'll still have it, and I'll keep listening. I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. Every day, I don't see you, and I drink the water of the Yangtze River. When will this water stop, and when will this hatred end? I only hope that your heart will be like my heart, and I will live up to my love. ”

"Ah, the deity's heart is broken, why did you make such a hurtful poem at such a young age?

"Oh, that's a big river in my hometown. ”

"I see! Xiaoyou's talent is full of talent, and Xiaosheng admires it. I wonder if you can take the time to enjoy the light and have a meal together?"