Chapter Seventy-Two: Gross!

Shu State, military camp outside Xijing City.

Since the riots, all the personnel of the missions of Los Angeles and Angola have gone to their respective military camps, for fear that the post station will be attacked again.

In the big tent, Qiu Fugang received news from his subordinates, and immediately turned around and said: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, Your Majesty's message has just been conveyed, you must follow the mission back to China, there must be no mistake!" ”

"Oh!" The fat man nodded.

"Your Majesty also said......" Qiu Fu continued.

"What else?" The fat man asked.

"I also said that I will go back this time, at least twenty fingers!" Qiu Fu replied cautiously.

"What?" The fat man stood up with a snort, and said with an unhappy face: "How can my father be so unreasonable? The fat man came out to assist the mission, why did he play the board? ”

"If it weren't for the fat man, you would have died in the mob!"

"Qiu Fu, do you say that my father is unreasonable?"

Qiu Fu didn't dare to take the words, so he had to continue to laugh.

"Whoa!"

Suddenly, the tent was lifted, and Luo Li and Li Zimi entered together!

The fat man looked at it fixedly, and immediately asked with a smile: "Huh! Lao Luo, are you back? What happened to the results? ”

The words are a bit redundant, and the three people in the tent all know that the marriage alliance will definitely be no fun, unless the head of Emperor Shu is kicked by a donkey.

"Haha!"

Li Zimi's throat burst into laughter, and then he replied first: "Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, the marriage alliance is complete!" ”

"What?" The fat three's eyes widened, and they blurted out in an incredible tone.

"Indeed!" Luo Li echoed.

"How can it be? Could it be that Emperor Shu has a problem with his head? The fat man asked puzzled.

Luo Li shook his head and told the story of the tongue fight, the lust of the Emperor of Shu, and the war of the barbarian country, and the three fat men were stunned!

Qiu Fu's eyes looked at Luo Li with complicated eyes, and an indescribable feeling sprouted in his heart!

Since the riot happened, he was actually very happy, because Luo Li would definitely be held accountable, and maybe he would be imprisoned for it.

I didn't expect to kill him, but in the end, an alliance was formed!

This means that Luo Li has made a great contribution, and Qiu Fu can be happy to have a ghost!

"Wouldn't it? How dare the grassland barbarians send troops to attack the two kingdoms of An and Shu? Are they well fed? The fat man asked incredulously.

"I don't know! Anyway, it's none of our business, when my brother finishes dealing with the marriage and alliance, he will leave for China as soon as he returns! Luo Li shook his head and replied.

As soon as the words fell, Luo Li showed a frightened expression and spoke again:

"Huh!"

"Fatty!"

"What kind of eyes are you?"

"What do you want?"

I saw that the fat man's eyes flashed, the corners of his mouth slowly turned up, and his expression suddenly became excited.

Seeing that the other party didn't say anything, Luo Li shouted again: "Fatty, don't even think about going to the front line, when my brother comes back, let's hurry back to China!" ”

Anyone who understands the temperament of a fat man knows that this thing can't walk when he sees a war, and he doesn't feel comfortable if he doesn't get together!

Luo Li didn't dare to let it go, in case something happened to the fat man, it would be strange if he didn't accompany the funeral!

"Huh! Lao Luo, what are you talking about? The fat man is just very happy that you can complete the mission, which shows that the fat man has not done it in vain! The fat man said disdainfully.

"Oh? Is it? Luo Li looked at him with distrust.

"Yes! Lao Luo, let's be simple, okay? Simple! The fat man said dissatisfiedly.

"Alright! I believe it for the time being! Luo Li nodded in disbelief.

"Cut! Whether you believe it or not, the fat man believes it anyway! The fat man pouted.

Luo Li was speechless! Do you believe in yourself? What a shame!

Suddenly, a voice came from outside the tent, interrupting the two men's small talk.

"Report! The mission of the country outside the camp asks to see! The herald knelt down on one knee and said.

Luo Li's eyes moved slightly, and he understood it with a slight turn in his mind!

It is estimated that Luo Tianwei wanted to find Luo Li to inquire about what the urgent report was, which made Luo Guo suddenly defeated!

In fact, Luo Tianwei doesn't have to come to inquire, as long as he contacts Luo Guo's dark Wuwei, he will definitely receive the news, the barbarian country's troop movement is too big, and it is not something that An and Shu can suppress.

That's it! Since the other party wanted to ask, Luo Li said, save the emperor's uncle from being in a hurry!

"Nope! Now we are the winners, see what to see! The fat man sat down on the maza and said.

"Huh! Fatty, this is a bad statement, since it is the winner, hehe, you should see it! Luo Li retorted with a wicked smile.

"You mean!" The fat man's eyes lit up, and he immediately understood that Luo Li wanted to take the opportunity to show off and hit Luo Tianwei.

"Hey, hey! Good thing, see you! Invite the people of Los Angeles in! The fat man also said with a wicked smile.

After a while, Luo Tianwei walked into the camp with two guards.

At that moment, the fat man and the others couldn't make a sound, only Luo Li greeted him.

"I wonder what King Annan means by being here?" Luo Li asked with a smile.

"Huh! Lord Luo doesn't have to smile so happily if he wins, right? Luo Tianwei saw the smile and immediately cooperated with the acting.

"Huh! I'm afraid that the king of Annan is a little wide, right? Don't allow others to laugh yet? Luo Li sneered and slammed, and waved to everyone behind him by the way.

"Haha!"

The fat man and the others instructed him, and immediately laughed at it.

Luo Tianwei frowned, and a little blush appeared on his face, as if he was angry.

Luo Li, who had his back to everyone, hurriedly glanced at him, meaning to hurry up and find a way to get closer, and I will tell you what happened.

Luo Tianwei is not a god, but he understands the meaning, but how to get close is a big problem.

After thinking about it for a while, Luo Tianwei's eyes slid brightly, and then he showed a lewd smile: "Yo! Lord Luo, the envoy in March, why is the maintenance so delicate! ”

"Tut-tut! Look at this skin, how watery, this king is envious! ”

As he spoke, Luo Tianwei got started, curled up with four fingers, left one finger outstretched, and kept swiping on Luo Li's face, pretending to be a pervert who likes male style!

"Come on! Let this king hug and feel it! Luo Tianwei's expression was extremely obscene, and he suddenly hugged Luo Li into his arms, and his face immediately approached the other party's earlobe!

In such a scene, everyone who watched it had their jaws dislocated, and goosebumps fell all over their bodies!

"I ...... I...... No way! Bai Zijin was even more exaggerated, standing up and staring at the two, his hands couldn't help but pull the collar.

Bai Zijin is not superfluous to worry, after all, he is the only person in the field with fine skin and tender meat, and he is more girly than a girl!

Taking advantage of the opportunity to be embraced, Luo Li said like a mosquito and a fly: "The 400,000 troops of the barbarian country are going south, the Helan Pass of Shuguo, and the Anling Pass of Anguo are 200,000 each!" ”

Luo Tianwei's body trembled slightly, and finally understood why he lost at the critical moment, so it was!

Immediately after that, his heart showed ecstasy, Luo Guo can take advantage of the emptiness of the two countries to send troops to attack, and it will definitely be invincible!

The joy in his heart became stronger, of course he couldn't hold back on his face, Luo Tianwei smiled even more obscenely, and under the excitement, the ghost made a god along Luo Li's cheek and kissed him fiercely!

"Holy!"

Suddenly, the tent behind Luo Tianwei was opened, and there was a sound of shock.

A big fat man in the shape of a pig's head, his eyes widened and squinted, and his incredible expression bloomed on the pig's head, which looked particularly funny.

After a while, the pig-headed fat man shouted, "What are you doing? ”

Luo Li, who came back to his senses, pushed Luo Tianwei away as if he was electrocuted, revealing a sad look.

"Innocence!"

"I'm innocent!"

"Oh my God, how can there be such an imperial uncle?"

"I said I was going to make a show, but I kissed me, vomit! Kiss me! Vomit! ”

Luo Li collapsed, and the sadness in his heart flowed backwards!

After seeing the two of them clearly, the pig-headed fat man said disgustingly: "Gross! King of Annam, Luo Li! Vomit! What's wrong with you two, ouch~ It's so disgusting! ”

The sound of vomiting spread, and everyone vomited, including the little yin and the rich!

Luo Tianwei finally came back to his senses, pointed to the pig's head in a daze and said, "Lord Luo, do you still raise human pigs in your military camp?" ”

"Eh~ If I'm not wrong, then the pig's head should be my brother Zhou Zhengzhou!" Luo Li wiped the saliva on his face and said.

"Lord Zhou? How did you become a human pig? Luo Tianwei was stunned!

Then he took two steps forward, wanting to go up and take a closer look, but Zhou Zheng retreated from the cold and vomited outside the tent alone!

Today, the fat man and others are considered to have long insights, and they are turning into human pigs, and the deputy envoy suddenly bent, and the chief envoy of Luo Guo is also bent, which is much more exciting than watching singing!