Chapter 26 Zhao Yi returns to the mountain
The leisurely life in the mountains always feels like a vacation, if Liu Mang hadn't brought two carts of bow and crossbow components from the bottom of the mountain and moved them into the yard, Wu Zheng would have really forgotten about Zhao Yi.
The people hanging on the school field have been hanging for four days, not only are they not dead, but they are still hanging more and more energetic, and even Tian Laoer, the guy who was cut open by the skin of the shaft, actually has the strength to speak.
Wu Zheng thought it was strange at first, because it was too unreasonable, but he was relieved when he saw the four marks pressed out of the feet of the stool in the loess under their feet, these guys were all standing on the stool when there was no one in their feelings, and if someone put a stool under their feet, then someone would definitely put them down secretly, and then someone must have secretly gone down the mountain to report to Zhao Yi.
As for why Zhao Yi hasn't come yet, Wu Zheng didn't think much about it, he used to hope that he could come later, but now it's different, seeing that the Jinlu parts that Liu Mang transported back were assembled into a handful of Jinqi in the hands of Wang San and Yang Er, Wu Zheng is now looking forward to him Zhao Yi coming sooner.
Liu Mang couldn't put it down with a handful of strength, and he kept screaming one by one.
But in Wu Zheng's eyes, these things can only be regarded as a pile of garbage, they are all mass-produced on the assembly line, and they are made temporarily in a hurry, this quality is not comparable to the original one, and as for the power, it is incomparable with the divine arm.
As soon as this thing was assembled, Liu Mang took it and shot an arrow, and Wu Zheng calculated that the distance was less than two hundred meters before it was inserted diagonally on the ground, to say that this thing is a divine arm is simply an insult to the entire Great Song Dynasty.
As for Wu Zheng's ideal divine arm, he can only wait for the conditions to be better in the future, so let's use these rags to deal with Zhao Yi now!
After the things were shipped back, Wu Zheng didn't care anymore, and the rest of the things naturally had Seinfeld and Liu Mang to discuss, and he had to have the consciousness of being an aunt, otherwise he would always make the old man Liu in the yard next door suspicious of himself, and the old people were a lot old, in case he was sick and returned to the West, Liu Mang's stupid big man didn't look for himself to fight hard.
Two days later, Zhao Yi, who disappeared for six days, finally came back with someone, looking at his stinky sheet that was blacker than the bottom of the pot, it was obvious that the Miss Tian he was looking for had not been found.
Standing on the loess road in the middle of the stockade and meeting Wu Zheng, his eyes were like sharp arrows, eager to shoot Wu Zheng in an instant.
But who is Wu Zheng, what kind of storms and waves have he never seen as an agent in his previous life, what kind of danger he has not traveled, to put it mildly, Zhao Yi is just a wild monkey in his eyes, who cares about a wild monkey grinning at himself?
"Uncle, you are very clever at playing, but it is a bad wolf who pretends to be a pig all day long, Zhao is clumsy and really treats you as a fool, this loss Zhao is not wronged."
Hearing Zhao Yi's words, he was not stupid, and he had already guessed that Miss Tian's disappearance was not an accident, but if he wanted to plant this matter on his head, was there any evidence?
Wu Zheng said with a smile: "Uncle Zhao, the little nephew you said can't understand what you said, what did the little nephew make you suffer." ”
Seeing that Wu Zheng was not taken by his own momentum, he said angrily: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, you said that you can take salt from the stone nest, then take it once in front of Zhao and let Zhao take a look, if you can't take it out, it doesn't matter, as long as you tell the whereabouts of Miss Tian, how about we buy and sell this matter?" ”
Wu Zheng said: "Miss Tian? Who is Miss Tian? Could it be Uncle Zhao's aunt? ”
"You...... Don't pretend, kid, don't say secret words in front of Mingren, you dare to say that you don't know who Miss Tian is? ”
"I'm sorry, I don't know."
"Okay, since you don't know, you can take salt! I'm here to see what it's like for our aunt to run around the village three times with his bare buttocks. ”
Wu Zheng smiled: "Hehe, Uncle Zhao, if you are so confident, I will definitely lose?" Maybe it's your old man who is running around the stockade with his bare buttocks! ”
Zhao Yi laughed angrily: "Hehe...... Boy, I know you're not stupid, but this stone nest has been eaten as salt since Longtan County, and everyone knows that there is salt in it, but who can take out the salt in this stone nest for thousands of years? If the salt in this stone nest can really be taken out, with this merit, will the Yellow Thorn History in Longtan County survive until now in this poor and remote Yuzhou?
What he can't do as a great assassin, what can you do as a poor scholar? Besides, even if you kid can really do it, then your kid won't have to soar with this feat, and you will still fall into this Shenmu Village as your aunt?
Don't talk about those useless kids, either you hand over Miss Tian, or you can get me salt now. ”
At this moment, Song Feier and Liu Mang also arrived with people, and Wu Zheng, who was originally surrounded by people in the middle, was still surrounded by people, but the difference was that he was surrounded by a wave of people before, and now he is surrounded by two waves of people.
Song Fei'er and Liu Mang came behind him, and saw Song Fei'er glaring at Zhao Yi coldly and then said to Wu Zheng: "Xianggong, are you okay?" ”
Wu Zheng smiled: "I'm fine, it's just that our three masters can't afford to wait to reveal the gambling game now." ”
"Really?" Seinfeld looked at Zhao Yi and smiled, "Uncle Zhao is watching so many people today!" You are the third leader in the village, if you lose, where will you put your face? ”
Zhao Yi smiled: "Hehe, it's not certain who loses and who wins!" Later, I'll see whose face our uncle lost when he ran around the village with his bare buttocks. ”
"Really?" After saying that, Seinfeld waved his hand behind him, and immediately someone picked out a load of refined salt and put it in front of Zhao Yi.
Everyone couldn't help but take a breath of cool air when they saw it, refined salt! That's right, these are the refined salt of white flowers, a whole day, pick up to the bottom of the mountain, that is, a white flower pattern silver! Could it be that our Shenmu Village is really going to be sent this time?
Seinfeld pointed at Jingyan and said, "Zhao Yi, if it's too late to admit defeat now, for the sake of your loyalty to your father in the past, how about this matter?" ”
Zhao Yi was also stunned when he saw this refined salt, but soon he sobered up and said with a smile: "A load of refined salt, the big boss is really a big deal!" In order not to embarrass your nerd father-in-law, you actually got a fine salt. Unfortunately, what does this mean? Who saw that the salt was taken from the stone nest? ”
Wu Zheng stood up and said with a smile: "Since Fei'er insists on watching me take salt, what if I take it once for him?" ”
After speaking, he said to Zhao Yi: "Are you sure you want to see Zhao Dang's family affairs until now?" ”
Zhao Yi said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, if you have the ability, you can take out the salt in front of all the brothers today." ”
"Since Zhao Dangjia insists on doing so, why not take it once? I hope you Zhao Dangjia is the talker, and don't regret it later. ”
"Hehe, it's hard to say who will regret it, boy! Don't think about delaying any longer, boy, if you have the ability, you can use your magic skills to take out the salt from the stone nest and let everyone see. ”
Wu Zheng nodded: "Okay, this is what you said, come and bring the stone nest ......"