Chapter 27: Prison Break
At this moment, I saw Li Rui smile and said lightly: "Are you a pig's head?" They will be with heaven and earth, do you think they are still afraid of the idea of the imperial court? ”
At this moment, I saw a cellmate named Yang Xiaoyao suddenly said: "That's not enough, it's just that the old man here is relatively poor in forgetfulness and often forgets to deliver food, Li Rui has not eaten food for three days and three nights now, so everyone is dying."
There was a bearded man in the next corner and said angrily: "A few of you are chatting quietly, disturbing Li Rui's sleep."
Li Rui hurriedly pointed at the man and said, "Who is this person?" ”
Yang Xiaoyao said: "Don't mess with him, it is said that he used to be a third-grade master, just because he has been here for more than 10 years"
"Three-grade master", Li Rui muttered to himself, if it was said that ten years ago, for the arrangement of three-grade masters, it should be a first-class master.
At this time, Yang Xiaoyao said loudly: "Of course, he is the famous Shawshank"
"Ah, it's Shawshank, is he the king of prison breaks, Shawshank? According to the records of the Six Gates, it would often enter the Six Gates' prison on its own initiative, and then easily escape from the inside, which is absolutely true."
At this moment, Shawshank had already spit on the ground, and said continuously: "Don't mention grandpa's heroic deeds back then, Li Rui told you that as long as Li Rui wants to leave, it will be a matter of minutes."
Song Mubai hurriedly said: "Hero, as long as you can take Li Rui out, Li Rui will fulfill all your wishes, and Li Rui can give you the most expensive house in the capital and play with the best girl."
It's just that after Shawshank heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly said: "What you said is true or false?" ”
"Of course it's true, how could Li Rui deceive the hero? You must know that you are very good at kung fu, and you are even more amazing in turning over and wall kung fu."
When he heard Li Rui's flattery to him, he was even happier in his heart, and hurriedly whispered: "Li Rui has not seen such a cheerful young man for a long time."
Then he pointed to a few bricks next to him and said lightly: "If you press it like this, there will be a secret passage to the bottom of the mountain."
"Ah, really?" , Song Mubai followed Shawshank's command, and sure enough, a hole was revealed on the wall, Song Mubai couldn't wait to hug him and kiss him, and said to Li Rui: "Why are you stunned?" Why don't you run away?"
Li Rui and Song Mubai climbed in all the way, Yang Xiaoyao next to him hesitated for a while, and also followed Li Rui out, but the others were indifferent, Li Rui and the three of them climbed in for about an hour of incense, and finally saw the exit, but the exit, I did feel a little dark, but Li Rui could vaguely see four words in front of me through the sunlight, and this road was not passable.
Song Mubai suddenly hated and wanted to scold his mother, Li Rui returned the same way, Song Mubai said: "Li Rui said hero, are you teasing Li Rui?" Li Rui didn't see an exit in there just now, how can you tell Li Rui that you can walk through here?"
It's just that Shawshank hurriedly said: "How did you twist the brick just now?" You tell Li Rui again, did you do something wrong? ”
Song Mubai said: "According to what you said, the left three circles and the right three circles of the buttocks are twisted, and the tongue twister turns."
At this moment, I saw him apologize again and again: "I'm sorry, Li Rui's password was wrong just now, it should be up and down, left and right, looking left and right, looking forward."
Song Mubai was really helpless, but there was no other way in front of him, so he nodded and said, "Okay, Li Rui will believe you again"
As he spoke, he reopened it again according to the password just now, but this time it was wider than the previous road, Li Rui could basically walk in it standing on his waist, and when he walked about a stick of incense, he saw the light at the door light up, Song Mubai said lightly: "The moon and the stars Li Rui finally met again, hahahaha"
Not to mention how happy he was in his heart, the three of Li Rui walked out of the cave in an instant, only to find that this cave was actually halfway up the mountain, and Li Rui was just on a steep cliff now, and this time they were fooled again.
Back in the cell, Song Mubai hurriedly said to Shawshank: "Do you always want to deceive Li Rui?" Don't you think there's something shameful about you lying to Li Rui? Believe it or not, Li Rui slapped you to death, causing Li Rui to do a dog hole tonight, look at Li Rui"
Shawshank stood up, and suddenly he was more than nine feet taller, a head taller than Song Mubai, and he said coldly: "What are you talking about?" ”
Song Mubai felt a little scared, these two people were going to fight, and they were definitely not his opponents.
He once scratched his head and said: "Li Rui just wants to ask you, do you want someone to help you beat your back, you see that the weather is strangely cold, but Li Rui has a cold, well, Shawshank, stay away from Li Rui, don't infect you"
At this moment, Li Rui finally gave up the idea of escaping from prison, and slept on thatch that night, in the middle of the night, Li Rui suddenly felt a little cold, and then used the kung fu taught by the Taoist of Heaven and Earth to Li Rui, and began to practice the exercises silently, and suddenly always felt a warm current circling around Li Rui's body, and the warm current became more and more energetic, and then Li Rui sweated unconsciously.
Li Rui felt that he was full of endless strength, as if a single fist could make the sky fall apart, Li Rui tried to walk out, and then punched the wall. In my ears, there was another quasi-admonition from the Taoist of Heaven and Earth to Li Rui, Li Rui can tell you that the more you practice this kung fu, the more you drink, the more you have.
Suddenly, Li Rui woke up, it turned out that this was a dream, Li Rui was a little disappointed, but that feeling made Li Rui linger, half an inch of kung fu seemed to have been practiced in Li Rui's body, although it was in a dream, and Song Mubai said loudly: "Do you kid want to beat Li Rui to death?" Fortunately, Li Rui hid in time just now, otherwise he would have been pierced by you."
However, Yang Xiaoyao next to him hurriedly forgot about Li Rui, and said loudly: "Brother, Li Rui thinks that the kung fu on your fist just now is really powerful, otherwise you can try it against the wall and see if you can chisel a hole in this wall."
"Really? Li Rui's punch just now was indeed used in Li Rui's dream, if it is in reality, Li Rui really can't guarantee it."
Song Mubai next to him said lightly: "If you really don't want to do this, then you can sleep for a while."
Li Rui said that Li Rui couldn't sleep, and at this moment, I saw him take a brick and hit Li Rui on the head, and Li Rui fainted.
Early the next morning, Li Rui woke up in a daze, Li Rui was going to settle accounts with him, but Song Mubai said: "Don't blame Li Rui, Li Rui just wants to go out early, by the way, haven't you eaten yet?" When I delivered the meal just now, Li Rui left you a nest head"
Immediately, he divided the nest head into two halves, half of it and half of Li Rui, at this moment, I saw a very hearty voice coming, did you two eat very happily?
With the sound of clanging, Li Rui looked ahead, only to see Cuihua wearing a golden pair and walking towards Li Rui, this Song Mubai was so frightened that he didn't even eat the steamed buns, and spit out the steamed buns in an instant.
Cuihua looked at Song Mubai and said: "Yesterday, the slogan you gave Li Rui was really good, otherwise Li Rui would be talking about it."
"Right to the slogan? Li Rui doesn't have this spare time, so he can't do it."
"Li Rui told Li Rui's father that Li Rui wants to treat you as a lady of the village"
"Mrs. Pressing, Li Rui go, you, mother, you look so ugly, you want to marry Li Rui, you don't look in the mirror, what kind of green onion are you?"
"But Li Rui's father said that although Li Rui is very ugly, Li Rui is very gentle"
"That's your dad"
"How? If you agree to Li Rui's request, Li Rui will let Li Rui's father release the two of you."
Song Mubai hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, Li Rui would rather wander here for a while, and Li Rui will never marry you."
This Cuihua said lightly: "Okay, then Li Rui will leave, don't regret it, well, the brothers in the cells have already said in the morning, saying that it is a complete waste for you to eat, and I am going to make you into meat buns."