Chapter 306: The Joy of Housewarming

Ma Zan was stunned for a moment, and then ripped off his waist knife full of gems and handed it to Wu Zheng very arrogantly.

"Send you, it's always possible!"

Wu Zheng hurriedly took the waist knife, took it in his hand, looked at it and touched it, this thing is worth a few thousand taels of silver! Why is it also the knife of Prince Tuyuhun, if this number can't be sold, then the prince of Mazan can be regarded as a vain.

"This waist knife should be very expensive! Give it to me, then how embarrassed am I? ”

Mazan looked at Wu Zheng with disdain, just the way he stared at his waist knife with golden eyes, his saliva was about to flow out, is that the expression that an embarrassed person should have?

"If Lord Wu thinks it's too precious and inappropriate, then the prince can just change it."

Wu Zheng hurriedly put the waist knife behind him, and said seriously: "How can this gift be returned to the guest Rao, isn't that looking down on people?" ”

"Lord Kure......"

"What else is it called Lord Wu, call me Brother Wu, the relationship between the two of us is as iron as this treasure knife is worth a thousand gold. By the way, Brother Ma, you haven't eaten yet! That Zawa, don't steal all the dishes, leave some for the guests, our family has guests. ”

Wu Zheng, who got a treasure knife, enthusiastically welcomed the bewildered Mazan into the door, and when he arrived at the backyard flower hall, there was a large table full of dishes, which was specially ordered by the master of the grocery store teahouse to celebrate Wu Zheng's housewarming.

This is not Zawa, that stupid girl waits for Wu Zheng to come on the left, and waits for Wu Zheng to come on the right, is she already sitting at the table alone and stealing food?

Mazan, who had just entered the door, couldn't help but show a hint of surprise in his eyes when he saw Zhava for the first time, and pointed to Zhava, who had already eaten a mouthful of oil in front of the table, and said to Wu Zheng: "This is that Zhawa, it is really a beautiful woman like a Gesang flower, no wonder Brother Wu will not hesitate to offend me, and he will keep her in his own home!" ”

"What a woman as beautiful as Gesang flowers, she is a foodie."

After finishing Wu Zheng, he said: "Look at your ugly eating appearance, what do you want your guests to eat after you eat?" ”

"Master, I'm ......"

"What am I? Why don't you hide the vegetables and eat them by yourself? You have both of you, go and go! The reason why there are women on the table, they all eat at the same time. ”

drove away Zhava and them, and only Wu Zheng and Mazan were left on the big table.

Mazan didn't mind a woman eating at the table, especially after he found out that Zhava was a beautiful and beautiful woman with Gesang Hua, so he wanted to leave Zhava to eat together.

But now this is Wu Zheng's home, and he is here as a guest to congratulate, of course, the most important thing is that he now believes that Wu Zheng can indeed cure all the fox odor that the gods and doctors are incurable.

After taking a bath according to Wu Zheng's prescription, the smell on his body was much lighter, and he finally didn't have to borrow the smell of cow to cover up the smell on his body, and he could wear the clothes he had dreamed of.

Now the reason why Mazan dresses himself up so is precisely because of this.

This is the same as the lame man's leg being cured, and he will not be reconciled if he does not go to death twice.

"Eat vegetables, eat vegetables, taste our taste of the Central Plains, and let you know what it means to be broad and profound."

Today, Mazan came to congratulate Wu Zheng just casually, and to discuss with Wu Zheng the cure for his incurable disease is the main purpose of his trip.

So after a few polite words with Wu Zheng, he went straight to the point, and asked in his heart: "Can you cure this problem on your prince's body well, is it true?" ”

Wu Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that today's Mazan had actually become clean, and he hadn't felt the smell after entering the house for so long, so he smiled and said, "How about the recipe I gave you have an effect!" ”

Mazan nodded: "The effect is very good, but your medicine can only alleviate it but not cure it." ”

Wu Zheng smiled: "The relief is also temporary, it will gradually become ineffective due to the number of times you wash the affected area." ”

"How's that good?"

"You can't get it once and for all, but you have to suffer a little in the process of healing."

"Don't be afraid, as long as Brother Wu can cure my disease, even if I cut off a hand, I'm not afraid."

Wu Zheng looked at Ma Zan in surprise and said, "So determined? ”

"Brother Wu, you don't know how miserable this prince is. Since Brother Wu, you have a way to cure it, then let's just start now! ”

"Isn't it! In such a hurry? That's not good! There's something I'm not ready for. ”

"I don't know what you want to think, Brother Wu, I'll call someone to do it."

"I need spirits, very strong, very strong kind of wine."

"Spirits?"

Seeing the confusion on Mazan's face, Wu Zheng explained: "Let's talk to you like this!" The reason why people sweat is because we have sweat glands in our skin, and the bigger the sweat glands, the more sweat they will produce, and if sweat is covered and cannot volatilize, it will stink. The strange smell on your body is actually stuffy with sweat, so if we want to completely cure your problem, we have to find a way to completely destroy your sweat glands.

The simplest and most straightforward way is to puncture the sweat glands with a silver needle and then smear them with spirits to get them all drunk. By the way, have you ever sprinkled wine on your wounds? ”

Mazan shook it, and Wu Zheng said again: "That's it! Have you ever sprinkled salt on your wounds? ”

Mazan said: "I sprinkled it on the wound of Don't spare it." ”

"Does that person you think hurt?"

"Iron-beaten men can't stand it."

Wu Zheng sighed and said: "The feeling of this strong wine sprinkled on the wound is similar to that situation, and it is still on the soft crotch of the limb socket, have you ever imagined how painful it will be then?" ”

Mazan couldn't help but be a little stupid, his brows tightened and loosened, and he was loose and tightened for a long time before asking, "Do you really want to do this?" There is no other way in this world? ”

Wu Zheng shook his head and said, "I don't seem to know that there are no cherry blossoms."

"Oh well! Just do as you do. I don't know if the kind of wine sold by Ye Dongcheng is okay? ”

"Brother Ma is really a man, Wu admires ......"

Mazan pressed the hands that Wu Zheng admired: "I know that Ye Dongcheng's wine was made by you, but now you don't want to make wine yourself, and then heal me when the wine is brewed, then wait until what year and month do you have to go?" ”

"Brother Ma Mo Ji, I can't do it without my second brother's wine, I think there is actually a way to make you less painful?"

"Really? What method? ”

What method? The best way is naturally to pour a bowl of Mazan before the operation, but isn't it too bad to give Mazan such a good thing to drink?

So Wu Zheng said: "The method is simple! Can't you get yourself drunk? ”

Ma Zan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly couldn't help but smash his fist on his palm and suddenly said, "That's right! I didn't think of that. ”

"It doesn't hurt anymore, but after the operation, your two hands may be useless and you won't be able to move, you have to think about it."

"Temporary?"

"Of course it's temporary, think about how painful it would be to pick out the sweat glands with a needle and then smear wine on them, and in this case you can still lift the knife?"

"And how long is that?"

Wu Zheng thought for a while and said: "If it is fast, it will be three or two, and if it is slow, it will be ten and a half months." ”

"Okay, I'll go find wine."

"Brother Ma, wait a minute, doing surgery is a delicate job, very consuming of mental energy, if you want not to miss a hand, you must first adjust your body to an optimal state.

I'm tired now, and I'm physically and mentally exhausted, aren't you afraid that I'll pick the wrong one and pick your tendons? ”

Mazan sat down again: "It's me who is too anxious, you know this problem has been tormenting me for a long time. I wonder how long it will take for Brother Wu to adjust his body to an optimal state? ”

"Well! Oh no! Brother Ma, you know, my top priority now is to cure the Queen Mother's illness first, you have also seen it, the Khan has rewarded such a big mansion for me to treat the Queen Mother with peace of mind, if I don't care, wouldn't I live up to the Khan's expectations for me? ”

"What about my grandmother's illness......"

"Don't worry, this is very fast, as long as his old man is willing to cooperate with my treatment, he will recover in less than a month."

"A month?" Mazan looked surprised and disappointed.

Wu Zheng hurriedly added: "Actually, it shouldn't take more than a month, mine is a month at most." ”

Ma Zan said: "Even if I am twenty, I will have ten to recover, won't this month pass?" ”

"Even if it's a month, Brother Ma's month is not long, so why rush at this time when the time has passed."

Mazan touched the wine glass and poured himself a sip and said, "Brother Wu, you don't know, I will hold an autumn hunt next month. This is a very grand event in our Tuyuhun, when all powerful tribes will participate, if I can't pull the bow and can't lift the knife, then won't I, the prince, become a laughing stock for everyone? ”

"That's it! Then why don't you use that potion to make do with it first, and then let's think about it in the long run after the autumn hunt is over? ”

Mazan buried his head and thought for a while, and suddenly raised his head and said, "Brother Wu, I know that my imperial grandmother is difficult to serve, but if I can make him stop making things difficult for you, how long will it take for you to cure her." ”

Wu Zheng smiled slightly, this guy is still not stupid! So soon to get on the road.

"Well! If it's really like you, Brother Ma, I think another dozen can be done. ”

"Then we're decided."

……

I don't know what method Mazan used, when Wu Zheng went to the bad old woman of the Emperor of Dongqing Palace to apply needles, although the bad old woman looked a little sullen, but it was normal to look at herself, which made Wu Zheng finally relieved.

Otherwise, if he really forced himself to Ye Dongcheng's step, it would be difficult for Wu Zheng to guarantee that he would not give her a permanent trouble.

It's just that Wu Zheng didn't be happy for long and encountered a bad thing again, Tian Xuan's old glass didn't die, and he was still able to survive being destroyed by the Queen Mother's bad wife, even Wu Zheng couldn't give him a thumbs up and admire.

However, admiration is admiration, just to treat that old thing, Wu Zheng has to admit that he is really not a qualified doctor, and he really can't do it if he has the creed of saving and not classifying!

Just when Wu Zheng wanted to see death in Tian Zheng's wail, Chang Yang, who had a big hemorrhoid on the tip of his nose, suddenly knelt in front of him...... 166 Reading Network