Volume 2 The Court Chapter 48 The drunkard's intention is not to drink
Zhang Cheng saw him with a nervous expression, and thought that he was worried that he would be troubled by Princess Chaoxia, so he said: "You don't have to be too nervous, we are all people around the emperor, no matter how evil Princess Chaoxia is, we must take into account that the emperor's face will not really do anything to us." As long as you don't provoke her in the future, she won't dare to trouble you for no reason. ”
After talking for a round, seeing that Bei Juese still looked like a relative, Zhang Cheng said impatiently: "Okay, it's not early, let's go back quickly." ”
After such a tossing and turning, when I returned to the Qianqing Palace, it was already afternoon.
As soon as I stepped into the emperor's bedroom, I saw that several large jars of wine were placed in the middle of the front hall, all of which were sealed with red paper without opening.
Zhu Yijun, who was smiling and groaning, sat on the Taishi chair on the side, and on the marble table next to the chair there were several dishes of side dishes with wine, several different styles of wine jugs and two white jade wine glasses.
Zhu Yijun waved his hand, and Zhang Cheng retreated knowingly, and closed the door tightly.
Lifting the wine jug and pouring two full glasses of wine, Zhu Yijun smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into two crescents and said to Bei Juese: "Come here, drink with me." ”
Bei Juese glanced at him with a disgusted gaze before reluctantly moving over with the slowest pace.
Zhu Yijun patted his thigh, and said in a warm and ill-intentioned tone: "Come, come, sit here!" ”
Not surprisingly, in exchange for the angry eyes of the north. Seeing that he had erected the thorns all over his body again, and stood still half a step in front of him three meters away, Zhu Yijun decided to change the strategy of direct flirtation. Okay, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, be patient, be patient, and slowly let the beauty fall into the trap.
Thinking of this, he withdrew his pervert's characteristic expression, pretended to be very serious, and said, "Come, I will drink first as respect!" ”
Seeing that Zhu Yijun had drunk all the wine in the cup, Bei Juese had to go up to the front and pick up another wine glass on the table, raise his head and drink it all.
Zhu Yijun clapped his hands and said, "Refreshing!" He stood up and filled the empty wine glass diligently, and then sat down on the Taishi chair on the other side, "How do you drink while standing!" Wine is accompanied by a side dish, and you can only drink it slowly and sit down to get the real taste. This wine and side dish was specially ordered by me to be made by the imperial chef; This wine is all the best tribute wine sent from all over the world. Come on, I will toast you again, and you will taste the true taste of this tribute wine. ”
The drunkard does not mean to drink. Seeing Zhu Yijun only pour his cup half full, and pour other people's cups until they are full, you can know what he is having.
Although Bei Juese, who took the initiative to drink with the emperor for Zhang Cheng's righteousness, noticed the emperor's small movements, this was not a matter of concern at all for him who was not drunk with a thousand cups, what he cared about was when he would finish drinking with the emperor and when he would not have to face this annoying pervert. So, he didn't protest anything, just buried his head in the hard work and drank glass after glass of wine.
Seeing the North Absolute Color, he was completely unaware of his sinister intentions, and consciously drank all the wine. If you drink it in this way, it won't take long to get the cutie drunk! Thinking that his treacherous plan was about to succeed, Zhu Yijun's heart couldn't help but laugh again and again, but his face didn't show it, and he gradually increased the speed of pouring wine as if nothing happened.
It didn't take long for Zhu Yijun to successfully pour a few pots of wine on the table into Bei Juese's stomach, but Bei Juese still didn't change his face and was not a little drunk.
The amount of wine was so good that Zhu Yijun expected. However, it doesn't matter, I'm not afraid that you drink well, I'm afraid that you won't drink!
Zhu Yijun gave a thumbs up and praised the north: "Good amount of wine!" Good amount of alcohol! Xiaobei, your massive amount is really breathtaking, admire! Admire! After boasting, he walked to the jars of wine sealed with red paper in three steps and two steps, picked up one of the jars and tore the sealed paper, "Xiaobei, your amount of wine is so good, it's too unpleasant to drink cup by cup, and it's too boring!" ”
He shoved the whole jar into his bosom and said, "Let's drink the whole jar!" Come on, you first! ”
Bei Juese didn't think much about it, he raised the wine jar and was about to pour it into his mouth, but he saw Zhu Yijun standing to the side empty-handed, looking at him with a treacherous smile. Very suspicious! Bei Juese stopped vigilantly, squinted at him, and said, "Slow, why do you want the slave to drink first?" Your Majesty, don't you want your servants to drink with you? ”
Unexpectedly, the silly and innocent-looking cutie seemed to have become smart after a few glasses of wine. We can't let the evil plans in our hearts be discovered! Zhu Yijun, who had been pouring others but had never touched a few drops of wine himself, immediately coughed dryly, put on a natural and harmless pure smile, and said, "That's right, that's right, I asked you to come and drink with you, let's drink together." I'm going to have a good drink today! He opened it with a jar of wine, and wanted to pretend to make a fake move to fool him through, but when he saw that Bei Juese was staring at him, he had to drink it.
While drinking and saluting, half an hour passed quickly.
Zhu Yijun succeeded in getting Bei Juese to drink most of the wine, but he inevitably drank a whole jar of wine. Holding up the empty jar, he shouted unsteadily, inarticulately, "Good! Good amount of alcohol! We...... Let's drink again! Again...... "One of the stations was unstable, and he fell to the ground, and the wine jar in his hand also smashed to the ground and shattered into several large pieces.
Zhang Cheng, who was guarding outside the door and listening to the movement inside, hurriedly pushed the door in.
"Your Majesty! What's wrong with you? ”
Zhang Cheng hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhu Yijun up, and when he saw that Bei Juese was still standing aside, he immediately shouted: "Don't come over to help?!" ”
Bei Juese stepped forward and Zhang Cheng helped Zhu Yijun up left and right, helped him back to the inner room, and let him lie on the six-pillar cornice red sandalwood dragon bed carved with many dragons and several layers of brocade silk quilts.
Zhu Yijun grabbed Bei's stunning sleeve, and said with a straight tongue: "Xiao, Xiaobei, continue to drink with me!" Drink...... Drinking......"
Zhang Cheng said repeatedly: "The dragon body is important!" Take care, take care! Don't drink anymore. ”
Zhu Yijun pushed Zhang Cheng away and said, "You, step aside!" I, I don't want you to serve, serve! Little, little north, you stay! ”
"You serve the emperor well!" Zhang Cheng glanced at Bei Jue and retreated unwillingly.
"Grandpa Zhang! Wait a minute! Bei Juese shouted anxiously.
"I, did I say let you step down?" Zhu Yijun tried hard to pull back Bei Juese, who wanted to follow Zhang Cheng out.
Bei Jue reflexively pushed Zhu Yijun away, and actually pushed the pervert emperor down on the bed very smoothly. Zhu Yijun's head hit the bed rail with a "bang", and then fell to the bed, he fell down and didn't get up again, and the puzzled North Absolute Probe looked over and saw that he was motionless and his eyes were closed. I couldn't help but be shocked, could it be that I was pushed like this, and then hit like that, and unfortunately died, right? Cautiously reaching over to probe his snort, he suddenly heard a snoring sound on the ground.
It turned out that Zhu Yijun was just too drunk and fell asleep.
What is the meaning of "stealing chickens and rice"? Just look at Zhu Yijun. I wanted to pour someone else down to take advantage, but in the end the wine was poured out, but the one who was drunk was himself, not only wasted a few jars of wine in vain, but also didn't take any advantage. The wishful thinking was so frustrated, and when he woke up, he didn't know how depressed he would be!