Chapter 37: What Voice?

Sometimes Mao Sanbai feels that supper and snacks are not the same thing.

For example, Lao Tian's supper is a bowl of noodles or a bowl of small wontons, but Lao Tian's appetizers are peanuts and dried shredded Yangzhou.

Mao Sanbai obviously doesn't like this kind of thing, everyone should know that people who drink a lot of alcohol don't have a particularly good sense of taste.

In this case, if you don't eat something spicy or something heavy, what do you eat Yangzhou dried silk?

And the taste of the warrior monk is obviously similar to that of Mao Sanbai.

Since they had made a decision to go to a stall for a drink, the four of them naturally walked to the barbecue restaurant together.

In summer, isn't barbecue the best accompaniment to alcohol!

Well, of course not, there are crayfish in addition to the barbecue!

So in the third wave, 4 people ran to eat crayfish again.

After eating the crayfish, the warrior monk was already a little drunk, but he didn't feel comfortable yet, because the warrior monk felt that he was still sober.

So the warrior monk took Mao 333 and went to the next house.

Stinky tofu with beer, have you considered trying it?

It was already more than 12 o'clock after the fourth stall was finished.

At this time, except for Chen Linlin, the remaining three of the four people had only half of their blood bars left.

But fortunately, there are 4 of them, otherwise Chen Linlin and Liu Wenjun would definitely get into trouble if they were drunk like this.

The worst drinkers among the four were not the two girls, but the warrior monks.

The warrior monk is really either not drinking, he will go crazy directly when he drinks, and if he doesn't get drunk, his dream and death will not be over.

Many people may not believe it, how can such a person with five big and three rough drinks badly.

Then Mao Sanbai can tell you a little interesting story about a warrior monk who is drunk.

When I was in the army before, once after the warrior monk drank too much, he had to perform tree climbing in front of Xiaodong.

You say you can perform, just climb trees and it's nothing.

But you can't take your pants off when Xiaodong wants to pull you down.

Well, taking off your pants is not a big deal either, the big thing is...... He also pulled.

After this incident, Xiaodong brushed his teeth for three hours, and that day Xiaodong brushed off all the calculus in his mouth.

Of course, the warrior monk was not so drunk that day, but he was simply unconscious.

However, as far as the warrior monk's current weight is concerned, Mao Sanbai can't carry it, and he himself is drunk and unsteady when he walks.

In the end, he had no choice but to carry the warrior monk on his back, but the two women put his arm on their shoulders, and the three of them worked together to bring him back from Qibao Old Street to Qibao Commercial Street.

After arriving at Qibao Commercial Street, the three of them looked at the battery car in front of them and fell into a tangle again.

When he came, it was Mao Sanbai with Chen Linlin, and the warrior monk with Liu Wenjun.

Now that the warrior monk has become like this, it is obvious that he can't drive a battery car, so he must reassign it.

In the end, Chen Linlin, who was allergic to alcohol and didn't drink much, took Liu Wenjun with him.

And Mao Sanbai, the warrior monk, was tied to the back seat, and he came to take the warrior monk.

After deciding on it, the 4 people happily hit the road.

Anyway, along the way, Mao Sanbai always felt a little weird.

"What's wrong with the brake pads of this car? Or is there a problem with the axle or tyre? Am I fat again? Why do I keep hearing the sound of brushing and the speed of the car slows down? ”

While driving the battery car, Mao Sanbai muttered puzzledly.

However, although he was puzzled, Mao Sanbai did not stop to check, after all, Chen Linlin was running in front, and he had to catch up.

After driving for more than half an hour, the four of them finally arrived home safely.

Chen Linlin occupied the only parking space in front, and in desperation, Mao Sanbai could only find another one.

However, just when Mao Sanbai found a parking space and was about to park, Mao Sanbai suddenly looked at the warrior monk in the back seat of the car and was stunned.

Here I want to say that the battery car bought by Mao 300 is a small battery of 1599, this kind of battery car is strictly only suitable for girls to drive, so the back seat of this kind of car is relatively low.

It's okay for girls to sit, but it's okay for men......

And the warrior monk's figure is particularly huge, if only when he is awake, the warrior monk can step on the two pedals on the side of the wheel.

But the problem is that the warrior monk is not awake now, so he did not step on the pedal at all along the way.

In this case, guess where his feet will be placed?

Hehe...... Needless to say, of course, it was dragged on the ground.

On the way back, Mao Sanbai didn't realize this problem, and when his battery car stopped, he realized that the sound of brushing and brushing he heard along the way was the sound of the two feet of the warrior monk dragging on the road.

Mao Sanbai looked at the two long blood marks on the road, and then looked at the instep of the warrior monk, and his breath suddenly suffocated.

"What's wrong with three hundred? What are you still stunned about, hurry up and park the car, and then go home to wash up and rest early! ”

Chen Linlin, who had already parked the car in front of her, looked at Mao Sanbai and shouted in confusion.

Mao Sanbai looked at the blood stains on the ground, and after thinking for a moment, he suddenly turned his head and showed a bright smile.

"Haha, I don't know anything, these are the warrior monk's own problems, who made him drunk, hahahaha!"

This night, the fat man was running, the blood was burning, and the tears were soaring.

……

Soon it was day 2.

By the time the four of them woke up, it was already close to noon.

When the four of them woke up, except for Chen Linlin, the remaining three people were almost all accompanied by headaches and brain fever.

And the warrior monks are especially serious.

After waking up from the bed, the monk's first reaction was a headache, and his second reaction was a little pain in his feet.

The puzzled warrior monk patted his temple with his hand, relieved the headache for a moment, and then lowered his gaze to his feet.

Looking at his feet, the warrior monk was surprised to find that he actually had two thick bandages wrapped around his feet.

The warrior monk looked at Liu Wenjun beside him suspiciously and said, "Wife, my foot is ......."

"I don't know, I fell asleep as soon as I came back yesterday, I don't know what happened behind it! Just ask Sister Sanbai and Linlin! ”

The warrior monk nodded, and then walked out of the room.

Walking out of the door, he saw Chen Linlin sitting on the sofa in the living room reading a book.

"Linlin, my foot is ......"

Chen Linlin just wanted to speak, but she saw Mao Sanbai rushing out of their room in a hurry, and then looked at the warrior monk with a serious face.

"Your feet are like this, you drank too much yesterday and lost your shoes when you came back from Qibao Old Street! Then you have to show us some whirlwind legs, and then you kick both feet on the trunk, maybe the kick is too heavy, so the foot hurts a little, but it's okay, I already bandaged you last night, and it shouldn't be very painful today! ”

Mao Sanbai said with a smile on his face.

Listening to Mao Sanbai's explanation that his face was not red and his heart was not beating, Chen Linlin was stunned.

"Big brother, you are talking nonsense, why do you come as soon as you open your mouth!"