Chapter 80: Fat Man Can Beat Music?
With excitement, the cats were behind the tent not far away, stretching out their heads from time to time to observe by the moonlight.
Nearly half an hour, the most impatient fat man couldn't wait, and whispered his dissatisfaction with being bitten by mosquitoes: "Lao Bai, you kid miscalculated, right?" People are definitely not coming back! ”
"Nope! Wait! Bai Zijin's face was as usual, staring intently at the tent.
After another stick of incense, the fat man, who couldn't hold back at all, stood up and wanted to go back to the camp to pack up his things and rest.
Suddenly!
A limping figure appears!
By the white moonlight, I vaguely saw five people holding sticks and walking towards the tent.
"It's coming!" Bai Zijin smiled on her delicate face, as if she was looking forward to the show coming on stage again.
Among the five figures, an old man had a slightly hesitant expression: "Old Su, why are we coming back?" The serpent ......"
Old man Su waved his hand to interrupt the other party and said, "Snake fart!" The bunch of rabbits thought that Lao Tzu would not dare to come again, he must have fallen asleep, hehe! Lao Tzu is not biased, this time, he will be able to catch him off guard! ”
"But in case ......," the old man still hesitated.
"There's nothing in case, no one expected Lao Tzu to come again!"
"Stop talking, it's coming soon, hehe!" Old man Su said with a sneer.
The five of them carefully lifted the curtain of the tent and, as before, went in and knocked on the bed.
It's a pity that Old Man Su was disappointed, and the quilt still didn't let out the slightest cry of pain!
said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, Old Man Su immediately reacted and fell into the trick again, turned around and wanted to escape, but was entangled in the leg of a huge snake.
Open your bloody mouth, and the big snake bites hard!
was attacked twice, the smell of blood was permeated, and the ferocity of the snakes was completely stimulated, and they never let go of their mouths after biting.
Except for Old Man Su, the rest of the people were entangled by the snakes one after another, and the screams and cries of pain were endless.
Pressing down the pain fiercely, Old Man Su and the five of them didn't care about being bitten, grabbed the snake's head, and turned around to flee the scene.
"Fatty! It's now, pull! Luo Li calculated the timing and gave the order.
The fat man held the hemp rope in his hand and pulled it suddenly!
The sack placed at the door was instantly pulled to the ground, and the snake that had been hungry all day inside shot out along the mouth of the sack, and bit it at the old man Su and the others beside him.
"Ahh And snakes! ”
"Run! Fast! ”
"Lao Su, I can't run, I'm entangled!"
More than a dozen ferocious snakes wrapped around the old man who had hesitated before, only to see that his body was straight and fell to the ground, and his joints could not move.
"Lao Liu, go!" Old man Su had red eyes, grabbed the other party's shirt and dragged it out.
walked out, but the flesh and blood of each person who were bitten were blurred, and there were even a few fresh snakes hanging on them.
This time, Old Man Su and the five of them were completely frightened, and vowed in their hearts that they would never provoke the four rabbit cubs again!
There is a way that he has just stepped on the pit, and he must have to wrestle, and the five of them packed up their mood and thought about returning to the camp to treat their injuries as soon as possible.
It's a pity that they miscalculated, Old Man Chen had already come here with his personal guards, and looked at the five of them with a blue face.
I was entangled by snakes twice just now, and I was delayed for too long, and it was the second time that the Luoli camp tent screamed, and it couldn't alarm the patrol camp and Old Man Chen, so the detention operation really couldn't get mixed up.
"What are you five doing?" Old Man Chen was completely angry, and he never wanted to show mercy to Old Man Su's subordinates, but the other party was not interested, and provoked trouble again to test his bottom line.
"General...... I ......" Old man Su was miserable, and his words trembled in pain.
"Come on, remove the snakes from the five people, tie them into a separate tent, and report to the military department for disposal!" Old man Chen interrupted the other party with a loud shout, and gave an order without saying anything.
If it is said that in addition to the top boss, then there is only the military department!
Usually, if you do not commit a mortal crime and need to be beheaded on the spot to show the public, it will be reported to the Ministry of War, and the Ministry of War will finally review and ask for the crime.
But at this point, a lifetime of military career will come to an end, so the five old men Su would rather be beaten than questioned by the military department.
It's just that Old Man Chen didn't pay attention to the defense of the five people at all, and let the soldiers escort him away.
Because in his opinion, most of the five old men Su were unwilling to be punished, and sneaked into the camp tent of Luo Li and others to release snakes, so as to mutilate the robe.
After dealing with a few people, Old Man Chen walked into the Luoli camp.
Fortunately, the four of Luo Li discovered this scene early, and the fat man and Zhang Qiu hurriedly slipped in to deal with the snake first, and then the four of them pretended to be recruits who were bullied by veterans.
"General, please call the shots for us! They're too bullying! Luo Li complained with tears in his eyes.
"Rest assured, General Ben will enforce the law impartially and have taken all the people down and reported them to the Ministry of War for trial!" Old man Chen patted Luo Li on the shoulder and sighed comfortingly.
"General Xie is in charge of us!" Luo Li hurriedly thanked him.
After a few words of greeting and condolences, he called the logistics old man Li again, and replaced everyone with new things again, and the old man Chen slowly left.
Holding the brand-new quilt pillow sent by Old Man Li, and then looking at the quilt and pillow that he had spent ten taels of silver to buy before, Luo Li was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but scold: "Why did I have to spend money to buy it before?" ”
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Since the defeat of the old man Su of Bingyouzi and the five-person group, no one dared to provoke Luo Li and the others, and the old man Shen also happily ran over to enjoy the new quilt and new tent!
In the following days, the four-person camp became a five-person camp, but it was not crowded, but the old man Shen was old and didn't like to wash his feet, and the smell was so bad that Luo Li and the others wanted to kick him out.
Time was in a hurry, seven days passed in the blink of an eye, and the escort operation crossed Beilin Mansion and finally arrived at the Yandi range.
The four princes who Luo Li overthrew in Shangjing before, and now the king of Yan, has a fief in Yandi.
It's just that King Yan has had a hard time recently, and there has been no war in the barbarian country for decades, but recently he has sent 200,000 soldiers to Anling Pass, which has made the people of Yandi panic.
What's more, once the Anling Pass is breached, the first thing to bear the brunt of the destruction of King Yan is inevitable, and it is estimated that King Yan has been unable to sleep recently!
The escort continued to move towards the destination, and soon more than half of the Yandi journey was completed, and it was estimated that there would be two days to reach the Anling Pass.
In the past few days of entering Yandi, Luo Li's mood seems very dull!
The official road is full of ragged people and people dragging their families!
In the eyes of the people, Yandi is already very unsafe, and there is a possibility of being attacked by the barbarians at any time.
In order to avoid the destruction of their families due to the war, the people had to leave their homeland and seek refuge in the safer province of Pak Lim.
"Alas!"
"Xing, the people are bitter; Death, the people suffer! ”
When the escort was resting and eating, Luo Li casually helped a child pick up the dropped bag, and sighed from the bottom of his heart!
"Huh?"
"I didn't expect Lao Luo to have such literary talent!"
Bai Zijin's deep voice sounded from behind him, interrupting Luo Li's lamentation.
Luo Li came back to his senses, did not say anything, sat silently on the ground, and the intuitive feeling of the war in his heart made him unable to raise half of the interest in idle talk.
"Hey! Lao Luo, don't be depressed, come, the fat man will knock a bowl for you and listen! The fat man came to Luo Li's side, and said with a smile on his big face.
"Don't listen! What's so nice about knocking on the bowl! Luo Li said impatiently in a low voice.
"Hey! The fat man is different, and he can also knock on the score! Listen up! The fat man was confident, and filled the rice bowls of the four with different amounts of water, and arranged them from many to the least.
Then he held the chopsticks with both hands and tapped them lightly on the edge of the bowl.
"Ding~Ding~Dang~Dang~Ding~"
Not to mention, the fat man really has a set of music scores, and the crisp sound came into his ears, which immediately made Luo Li close his eyes and be intoxicated.
"Ding Dong Dong ~ Ding Dong Dong ~ Ding Dong ~ Dong Dong !"
After ten breaths, the rhythm was gradually pushed to a climax by the fat man, and the crisp sound was like raindrops, falling into my mind intensively, and the feeling of relaxation and joy was like spring sprouts.
"Knock knock!"
Suddenly!
A discordant, dull vibrating sound came!
Instantly spoils the crisp haunting music!
Luo Li's closed eyes opened, and he frowned and said, "Fatty, you can also play percussion?" ”
The fat man was also stunned, and replied stupidly: "No!" ”
Luo Li was also stunned, and asked suspiciously: "Then where did this blow come from?" ”
"Smack!"
Bai Zijin slapped the shoulders of the two of them with both hands, and then stretched out his right hand and pointed into the distance, his eyes flashed with fierce horror: "It's from there!" ”
"Where?" The two of them turned their heads and looked into the dusty distance......