Chapter 031: To make up lies, you have to pick the one you are familiar with
"Yo, brother, practice!"
As soon as Zhao Yingjie entered the door, he saw that Hu Bandit was sweating profusely and doing push-ups, so he put the big bowl of noodles in his hand on the table next to him.
He was a martial arts practitioner, and he knew that when martial arts practitioners were practicing, they generally didn't like to be disturbed, so he sat aside, took out a dry tobacco pouch, smoked dry tobacco, and quietly watched the bandit do push-ups.
"Three hundred and thirty-one."
"Three hundred and thirty-two."
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"Four hundred!"
When he reached four hundred, the bandit stood up from the ground.
He usually does push-ups for 400 bottoms on weekdays, but at this time, he saw Zhao Yingjie next to him waiting and didn't leave, and Hu Bandit also said that he was looking for something about himself. For the sake of the food brought to them, the bandits thought that it was not good to make the family wait for a long time.
In addition, he was also hungry at this time, so he made four hundred, and got up.
"Hehe, brother, don't practice?" Zhao Yingjie said with a playful smile.
"Looking for me?" The bandit took a towel and wiped his sweat.
"It's nothing, it's just that I heard that you and Zhao Hu's kid went to fight a wild boar and came back, if you want to say that kid too, brother, you haven't eaten yet, that kid is good, go get the pig yourself, and I don't know how to get you some food for brother." As he spoke, Zhao Yingjie pointed to the bowl of noodles he put on the table, "Hungry, hurry up while it's hot!" By the way, there is wine, you can drink some! ”
Looking at a bowl bigger than your face on the table, there was a large bowl full of noodles, and there were a few thick pieces of meat floating in it, the soup was clear and full of aroma, and it was rare to sprinkle chopped green onions on top......
Hu Bandit smiled, he didn't expect to meet such an exquisite cook in this cottage, but he was very surprised.
"Then you're welcome!" The bandit was also hungry, and after sitting down, he gobbled it up and pulled it in his mouth.
As soon as the noodles were in their mouths, Hu Bandit suddenly felt that his heart was struck directly, this noodle soup was mellow and rich, and it was thought to be a thick soup made with big bones...... The noodles are strong, and they will bounce their teeth when you bite slightly...... When I ate the meat again, it was still marinated, soft but not rotten, and it melted in my mouth, and suddenly a fragrant oil filled my mouth, and wantonly teased the taste buds of the bandits, and the wonderful taste made him want to stop......
"Oh, the cottage cook can do it!" The bandits couldn't help but sigh when they ate it.
"Hahahaha, brother thinks so, right?" Zhao Yingjie smiled.
The chef of the cottage was originally the chef of Fumanlou, the first restaurant in the provincial capital, and was known as Wang Yijiao. The little devil came, Wang Yispoon was ruined by the devil, and on the way to escape, he met Zhao Yingjie, and since then he has followed him up the mountain and started his old job. It can be regarded as an indirect anti-Japanese war to avenge the family and the country.
Although the conditions in the cottage are a little worse, Wang Yispoon also changes his tricks to try his best to let the brothers eat enough and eat well. It's good to fight the little devils. Therefore, Zhao Yingjie also likes Nawang a spoonful. Hearing Hu Bandit's praise like this, he naturally smiled proudly.
"This flour was obtained from the little devil's warehouse last night. That is, the conditions are worse, otherwise, Wang Yispoon is the cook, and he can make better things. But it doesn't matter, let's hold a celebration banquet in the cottage tonight, and the brothers can have a good taste of Wang Yijiao's craftsmanship...... Hey, brother, don't patronize and eat, there's still wine there. Zhao Yingjie greeted warmly.
"No!"
As a typical foodie, Hu Bandit has absolutely no less love for food than anyone else. I don't know if this noodle is too delicious, or because he is too hungry, the bandit can't stop at all, and he doesn't even want to say more, so he waves his hand.
Zhao Yingjie saw it in his eyes, and said that the bandits would not drink, and he would no longer persuade them.
Just watching the bandit eat noodles, his expression was a little complicated...... Actually, he really had something to do when he came to Hu Bandit!
He wanted to tell him about this matter that he had been thinking about for a long time, and begged Hu Bandit to do it. But he thought about it, Hu Bandit had just arrived, and he had fought a few battles yesterday, so he should be allowed to rest at this time. It seemed wrong to ask him to do that. But in his opinion, it was the best choice for Hu Bandit to do it.
Zhao Yingjie was a little entangled, sighed, but still couldn't say it, and decided to put this aside in advance and talk about it later.
Then he turned to look at the bandit's gun.
"Brother, you said you wanted me to see your gun last night, why don't I see it now?" Zhao Yingjie said.
"Look, look." The bandits had dried up the noodles in the bowl and were finally no longer hungry. It feels good not to be hungry. As he spoke, he gulped down the bowl of soup.
"Mauser 98K rifle, German goods, the one on the gun is a six-fold lens!" But at this time, Dong Tianyuan also came. Looking at the gun of the bandit that Zhao Yingjie was stroking in his hand, he couldn't help but say this.
Last night, he drove back, but because there was no road to the cottage, he parked the car far away from the cottage, and he and Meng Xiaoyu took people back and forth several times before carrying back the materials from the devil's stronghold. After getting the supplies back, he was afraid that the little devil would find the car and find the location of the cottage, so he drove the car away and hid it. Only then did I return to the cottage.
After returning, he was busy comforting the wounded...... The guy had been busy until he had just had some breakfast, and he hadn't slept all night. But at this time, he didn't care about sleeping, and when he heard that Hu Bandit had already gotten up and returned from hunting, he came to Hu Bandit, but he didn't expect Zhao Yingjie to be there.
"Good eyesight!" Finally finished eating, Hu Bandit put the bowl down with satisfaction, looked at Dong Tianyuan and said, "You also played with this gun?" ”
"When I was in the 87th Division, I saw it. Our Zhongzheng rifle is made in imitation of it, and this six-fold mirror is extremely rare, but I was lucky enough to see it once. Dong Tianyuan said, his expression was a little complicated, as if he was nostalgic for those days when he was a soldier.
Zhao Yingjie stared at the side, stunned when he heard it.
"Brother Hu was a soldier?" Dong Tianyuan said again.
"Yes." The bandits didn't lie, people who have been soldiers always have some special traces, even if you deliberately hide them, they will not be inadvertently revealed and let people see them. So he didn't feel the need to hide it.
"No wonder Brother Hu is so skilled, dare to be like this! I don't know what unit you were in before, brother? When Dong Tianyuan heard this, it was as if he had met a fellow countryman in a foreign land.
"This ...... It's a bit ashamed to say that I didn't join the army in China...... It was a military academy in Germany...... "I didn't lie just now, but at this time, the bandits lied without blinking their eyes, after all, they can't say that they crossed over as soon as they opened the door, right?!" That person can't believe it! It's better to make one.
But in fact, Hu Fei's grandfather Hu Fei studied at the German Military Academy when he was menstruating, and when he returned to China to fight the little devils, he used the 98K with a six-fold mirror that the old man brought back from Germany.
However, I can't remember which beloved teacher once taught Hu Bandits, and if you make up lies, you have to pick a familiar one, so as not to fail in the future. As a last resort, the bandit had to transfer the old man's experience to himself. I don't know if I will be embarrassed when I meet the old man in the future, when Ghost Li bumps into Li Kui. I can't take care of it at this time.
"Huh? Brother, dare you still have this experience?! When Zhao Yingjie heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, and stared at the bandit with two big eyes with an incredible expression, his eyes were full of respect, "It's good now, we have such a cultural person as a military advisor in Heihu Mountain, and I still served as a soldier, I never thought about it, and now there is another one." This is as if Liu Bei first got Wolong Zhuge and then got the phoenix and Pang Tong! Haha, in the future, we will fight the little devils in Black Tiger Mountain, and it will not be as easy as dialing the onions! Hahahaha, great, great, it seems that this celebration banquet is in the right place today! ”
Zhao Yingjie smiled happily, happier than marrying his daughter-in-law.
This scene can see that the bandit is a black line, yes, this is awesome, people still believe it. It seems that the teacher did not lie to me.
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