026 The Romance of Diao Chan
Heroes have a way to come, and beauties float invisible.
The hero was not born, and when his mother was pregnant with him, there was some kind of telepathy - either dreaming of the dragon swimming, or dreaming of the sun in his arms (Sun Quan's mother and Mrs. Sun are Sun Quan who dreamed of the sun in her arms), or or ......
And the beauty, quietly, appeared, fluttering.
I don't know which idler made the rankings, saying that there were "four beauties" in ancient China: Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Wang Zhaojun and Yang Yuhuan.
The other three have archives, but Diao Chan's origin is unknown, and in historical books such as "Book of the Later Han Dynasty" and "Three Kingdoms", there is no record of Diao Chan, and even his real name and surname cannot be found.
The reason why Luo Guanzhong, the author of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", is great, I am afraid that this great beauty who has been famous for thousands of years is fictional!
However, the "Three Kingdoms Opera" is always willing to hang arms with such a fictional character: without such a woman, how could Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu kill each other?
Diao Chan has just appeared on stage, from "Fengyi Pavilion" to "White Gate Tower", and there is a disgusting "Guan Gong Moon Cutting Mink Zen".
There is a bottom in Luo Guan's center: the peerless beauties are all magical, and countless heroes have been provoked to dig out their beautiful faces.
The first person to fight Diao Chan was Situ Wang Yun.
Situ is a high-ranking cadre who is "ranked among the three dukes", and he has great power, but unfortunately, Dong Zhuo, the great warlord from Xilianglai, is a dictator, and the emperor pees his pants when he sees him.
Even if Wang Yun is a high-ranking cadre, he will feel unsafe, so he privately planned to pull out Dong Zhuo's "thorn in the flesh".
His bad idea is actually a "beauty trick", which is extremely obscene, and no one wants to step on this stinky shit unless it is absolutely necessary.
To put it bluntly, it is "sexual bribery", relying on the appearance of young women to deceive the trust of bribes, and then profit from it.
Wang Yun looked for Diao Chan, the maid in his house, in order to buy this simple-minded little girl, he knelt down and shed tears, and temporarily accepted her as a goddaughter, and then talked about the importance of "sacrificing life for righteousness" - In a word: Girl, for the cause of justice, you should sacrifice yourself bravely!
Wang Yun's viciousness also lies in "eating in duplicate", Diao Chan not only wants to confuse Dong Zhuo, but also has to seduce Lu Bu at the same time, and then, let the godfather and son of the power combination be jealous and kill each other, Wang Yunhao stands on a high place and watches the scene.
It wasn't until he was defeated that he ran out to be a savior.
If he is not a national first-class actor, Diao Chan will not be able to take over this difficult "highlight" at all.
(Actually, if you think about it, it's nothing, isn't it just a loose belt?) )
Wang Yun said clearly: You can only succeed, you can't fail, the rise and fall of the Han family will be tied to you alone, and your thin little shoulders will bear the burden of life and death for the country!
It's a ridiculous joke! A huge dynasty actually let a beautiful chick be a life-saving straw, in the Taiping Era, those cattle turned into pigs in seconds than the coaxing Sangong and Jiuqing!
Diao Chan is destined to be a man's toy.
Speaking of which, it's all the fault of beauty.
Almost all beauties have some innate "fox temperament", such as coquettishness, eyebrows, rubbing, and crying and wiping tears, you are so bad!
Aren't all men happy to drill into the circle of tenderness?
As soon as he entered the Prime Minister's Mansion, Dong Zhuo was crispy.
Fengyi Pavilion tryst, Lu Bu took the bait again - this famous "love triangle" broke the political pattern of Dong Zhuo's dictatorship, and finally asked for his old life.
Wang Yunle, Lu Bu is even happier, you have authority, I have beauty, everyone is happy.
Diao Chan ended his acting career and married "Red Rabbit among Horses, Lu Bu among People", which is not in vain. It's time to live a good life, God won't give her a chance to be safe.
In the first battle of "White Gate Tower", Lu Bu became Cao Cao's prisoner, and Diao Chan also became an innocent prisoner.
In order to envelop Guan Yu, Cao Cao also thought of a beauty plan, and poor Diao Chan once again came in handy as a "trophy".
"Go ahead, seduce Guan Yu, and then soften him, serve him, and let him live without you for the rest of his life......" For Diao Chan, this is not a consultation, but an order.
Unexpectedly, many years later, I have to re-operate my old skills, and the involuntary Mink Zen has to be forced to be charming and debut. But her opponent this time is not the old pervert Dong Zhuo, nor the playboy Lu Bu, but the martial saint Guan Yunchang.
With the help of a bright moon, Guan Yu raised his sword and fell...... Heroes, beauties, life and death.
"Fengyi Pavilion" makes people uncomfortable to watch, how to eradicate the traitor Dong Zhuo, how to fire and Lu Bu's father and son are very exciting, but Diao Chan, rolling the sheets on the bed of two people, showing off his amorous feelings, is a bit of a violent and self-blasphemous taste.
No one can judge the true belonging of Diao Chan's love, she is the fat-headed and big-eared Dong Zhuo on one side, and the frivolous and domineering Lu Bu on the other.
It's an open secret to go to bed with the old guy, otherwise you won't be able to play a beauty trick.
"Eating tofu" for Lu Bu cannot be omitted, without possessiveness for women, how can it inspire the hatred of taking his wife? Heng Zhi is the same as these two men, they are just experiments in the hue of Diao Chan, isn't it too ridiculous to talk about feelings?
The hard mediation with them is nothing more than the hope of mixing up the water, messing up the situation, and making those two powerful men dog-eat-dog not let go.
As for who is dead and who lives, it doesn't matter if Diao Chan is in the way, although in the whole beauty plan, she is the protagonist, and when it comes to specific interests, she is purely a helper.
In the whirlpool of feelings, Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu don't know who the real Diao Chan is, this is too nihilistic, right? Too ethereal, right?
Wang Yun is the director, and Diao Chan plays the female number one.
When it was Cao Cao's turn to direct, she completely stopped cooking.
It seems that the "vixen" is not omnipotent, it only wins in the circle of drunkards.
Then again, how many superheroes in the world can be compared to Guan Yu? There are still most ordinary men.
Since it is mundane, there is a chance that the beauty plan will not fail, and there is no need for peerless beauties like Diao Chan and Xi Shi to go out, and if you use the most ordinary women casually, there will be corresponding men who will be recruited.
Look at how many men have been recruited on the Internet, and they are just ordinary people, little girls next door.
Diao Chan is also too wronged by herself, she doesn't dare to love, she can't love, whether she is young and heroic, old or ugly, the men around her are her enemies or opponents.
There is no loving attachment in her mind, only the purpose of conquest, even if she goes to Cao Cao and is forced to flirt with Guan Yu's eyebrows, her gentleness and thoughtfulness are also performative.
Diao Chan herself is dead, she has already held countless memorial services for her feelings and true love, and the meaning of her existence is to pick up the captives under the pomegranate skirt.
Here, there are old and young, heroes, and bears.
Memorial!