Chapter 30: Mustard Na Sumeru
After queuing for a while, Zhang Heng and Master Li also put on a pillar of incense, and then came to the temple to make a wish.
Zhang Heng knelt on the futon and pretended to make a wish, after all, he didn't believe this, and it was Aladdin's magic lamp.
And Master Li was serious, kneeling on the futon and making a wish, thinking that he could tie the knot with Zhang Heng and grow old together.
After making a wish, Zhang Heng approached Master Li and asked, "Master, what wish did you make?" Let's hear about it! ”
Xiaoya on the side hurriedly said: "Childe, the wish you made will not work if you say it, and you can't ask." ”
"Yes."
Zhang Heng smiled, although he didn't believe in these, but people in this era are very superstitious!
"I'll go draw lots with Xiaoya, Shengming, you wait for me here."
Master Li led Xiaoya out, came to a fortune-telling stall outside, took out a sign from the tube, and saw that the signature written on it was to open the door and suddenly see the sun red, the mountains and rivers were cloudy, the jasper remnants were swept away, and he raised his head to look at the moon and set in the sky.
A man with a goatee glanced at the signatures, then looked at them and said, "I wonder if the young lady is asking for wealth or marriage?" ”
Master Li said nervously: "Marriage"
The man shook his head, and then said: "This is a sign, miss, I am afraid that your marriage road will be very bumpy, I thought that I would meet Ruyi Langjun, like the rising sun, but in the end, the moon fell in the sky, leaving sadness in vain." ”
"You god stick is not allowed at all, you are talking nonsense, miss, let's go."
Seeing that Master Li's face was very ugly, Xiao Ya immediately reprimanded the man, and then left with her.
Master Li is also very worried now, I don't know if her marriage will really be as the hexagram says.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Ya also hurriedly comforted: "Miss, don't think about it, how can you believe the words of the Jianghu Warlock." ”
Master Li barely squeezed out a smile, her own background is not good, as a Qinglou woman, she is already very lucky to be able to marry, not to mention finding Ruyi Langjun.
At this time, Zhang Heng walked over, looked at her unhappy face, and asked, "What's wrong?" Have you been taken advantage of by the fortune teller? I'll help you teach him a lesson. ”
"What's the matter, it's just that the body suddenly feels uncomfortable, and now it's okay."
Master Li smiled slightly, and found an excuse to prevaricate.
"Then let's go and rest!"
Zhang Heng led her to the stone chair on the side to rest.
At this moment, a monk in a robe came out of the temple, and everyone knelt down and saluted him.
Master Hui De bowed to the crowd and sat down on the futon on the stage.
At this time, a monk next to him opened his mouth and said to everyone: "At today's Zen lecture conference, the host will listen to the voices of the donors, relieve everyone's confusion, and give you guidance. ”
A middle-aged man wearing many Buddha beads stood up, bowed to Hui De, and said, "Master, I eat fasting and chanting Buddha every day, and cultivate good karma diligently, why can't I change my fate, doesn't it say that planting good causes will get good results?" ”
Master Hui De saluted the man and said, "Donor, if I give you five cents, can you buy me a horse and come back?" ”
The man hurriedly shook his head and said, "Of course this can't work, how can Wuwen buy a horse." ”
Hui De smiled slightly and said, "Donor, since you know that Wuwen can't buy a horse, you should understand that as long as you pay a little light, it is impossible to get more." ”
"Taught, Master."
The man also showed a look of understanding, and then sat down.
"Master, the man in my family is not at home every day, I do all the work alone, and the neighbor next door has always been unpleasant, and he always likes to deliberately trouble me when he has nothing to do..."
Then a woman stood up and began to babble and mutter, and could not stop talking.
Huide waited for her to mumble and complain for a long time, and then said, "You have a lot of suffering! ”
The woman continued: "It takes up to three days and three nights for others to complain, but it takes three years for me to complain. ”
Master Huide asked, "What kind of truth is that?" ”
"From previous years"
"Isn't that in the past? Why are you still holding on to it? Doesn't the poop you pull out stink? ”
"Of course it stinks"
"Now what about the manure?"
"It's in the latrine!"
Huide bowed and said, "Female benefactor, why don't you wrap it up and put it on your body?" When I see someone, I come out and tell them that I stink of this thing. ”
The woman quickly shook her head and said, "How disgusting is that! ”
Hui De smiled slightly and said, "That's right! Suffering is the same, it has passed, reminiscing and complaining is like taking out feces to show everyone, it stinks both yourself and others, the more you complain, the more bitter you complain, the more you complain, the more you complain, why mention the past! ”
The woman gave a look of acceptance, then bowed and sat down.
Zhang Heng heard Huide's explanation, and said to Master Li: "This master is still very level!" ”
Master Li smiled slightly and said, "Master Huide is a well-known monk, and his cultivation is unfathomable. ”
"The wisdom of Master Huide is beyond the reach of a man as vulgar as you."
At this moment, Huang Cheng, who was not far away, also started to mock after hearing their conversation.
"Don't you know that don't speak and listen to indecent things? You're still a reader, and the books are all in the dog's belly! ”
Zhang Heng was also not to be outdone.
When Huang Cheng heard this, his body trembled with anger, and he said, "Who can't hear you shouting so loudly!" ”
Zhang Heng gave him a blank look, and he didn't plan to fight with an idiot.
Huang Cheng glared at him angrily and said, "Do you know what Buddhist wisdom is?" And voila! ”
After saying that, he stood up, bowed respectfully to Master Huide, and said, "Master, I have a question, I want to ask Master for advice?" ”
"Please Say"
Hui De stretched out his hand and motioned for him to ask.
"The Buddhist scriptures say that mustard seeds are hidden, and mustard seeds are Sumeru, I think it is too mysterious and bizarre, how can a small mustard seed accommodate such a large Sumeru Mountain?"
Huang Cheng waved his fan, but he was also a well-known talent, so he naturally had to ask in-depth questions.
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Heng's ridiculous voice sounded: "You can't even figure out such a simple question, you have read so many years of books in vain." ”
Huide turned his head to look at Zhang Heng and said, "Since this donor knows the reason, then please answer the question for the donor." ”
Zhang Heng stood up, looked at Huang Cheng and said, "You are also a scholar, how many books have you read?" ”
"I have been reading since I was a child, and I have already read more than 10,000 books."
Huang Cheng's face was full of arrogance.
"Since you've read so much, where do you put it?"
Zhang Heng continued to ask.
Huang Cheng pointed to his head and said, "Of course it's in my head." ”
Zhang Heng leaned over and said, "I see that your head is only the size of a coconut, how can it hold ten thousand books?" ”
"You..."
After Huang Cheng was asked this question, he couldn't help but be annoyed, and now he has become the laughing stock of everyone.
"It's a fact that Sumeru hides mustard seeds, and Sumeru contains mustard seeds, this is Zen, boy, get it!"
Zhang Heng looked like a trainer, reached out and patted him on the shoulder.
hum
Huang Cheng snorted angrily and sat down.