Carrying the warrior monk back to his rental house, as soon as he pushed the door open, the warrior monk and Mao Sanbai smelled a smell of rice.

Looking inside, Mao Sanbai found that Chen Linlin was already cooking.

Looking at his fiancée who was cooking for himself, Mao Sanbai was a little excited.

The feeling of a man going out to work and seeing his wife cooking as soon as he comes home is really nice to be honest.

Seeing that Mao Sanbai and them were back, Chen Linlin hurriedly wiped her hands with a rag, and then walked quickly to the living room.

"Welcome back, it should be a good day, right?"

"How do you know it's going well today?" The warrior monk asked puzzled.

"If it doesn't go well, how can you two come back so late, it's normal for my husband to go to work, if you didn't pass the interview, you would have taken a taxi back by yourself, you have nothing to do, what are you messing around outside!"

"The analysis is very reasonable, but then again, what will my wife eat tonight?" Mao Sanbai said with a smile.

"Eat egg fried rice!" Chen Linlin smiled sweetly.

Hehe, Mao Sanbai has already guessed this result, although the taste smells very good, but there are only a few dishes that Chen Linlin can cook.

But it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what you eat, the important thing is that you can eat to your heart's content, Mao Sanbai is such a low-desire person.

Soon Mao Sanbai was on the table with the warrior monk, and then Chen Linlin brought out three bowls of golden egg fried rice from the kitchen.

Having said that, egg fried rice, if you scramble the eggs first and then put the rice, then this bowl of egg fried rice is ordinary egg fried rice.

But on the other hand, fry the rice first, and then pour the egg wash on it to make the rice golden brown, so that it becomes golden fried rice, and such a serving of rice can be sold for 80 in Huating.

Smelling the pungent aroma, the warrior monk and Mao Sanbai both had a great appetite.

Just as Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk were about to start, Chen Linlin suddenly mysteriously took out three cups and put them on the table.

"I was supposed to have some wine to celebrate today, but I'm an allergic and can't drink. When I came back, I found a foreign trade food store downstairs, and then I found out that soy milk was on sale today, and I knew that my husband especially likes to drink soy milk, so I bought a lot! ”

After saying that, Mao Sanbai was stunned, that's right, he really likes soy milk.

But generally speaking, soy milk is cheaper than other beverages such as milk, and in this case, it is discounted, so where can it be cheaper? It's not going to be some kind of knockoff, is it?

Since returning from the army, Mao Sanbai now has an instinctive resistance to copycats.

Just when Mao Sanbai was puzzled, Chen Linlin had already taken out a large jar of soy milk and put it on the table.

picked it up and observed it carefully, and then Mao Sanbai looked at the packaging of soy milk and read slowly.

"Yang Xiecheng brand soybean milk, a brand from Singapore, originated in Malaysia, is represented by Guangzhou City. Wait, is there so much transnational for this one soy milk? Mao Sanbai looked at the soy milk in front of him with a confused face.

Shrugging her shoulders, Chen Linlin said casually.

"It shouldn't be a problem, I've had a drink when I got back. The taste is not bad. ”

Mao Sanbai nodded, held up the soy milk and said, "How much does this thing cost?" ”

"How about 4 cans for 10 bucks? Very cheap, right? Chen Linlin said excitedly, looking proud.

"It's cheap, but why is it so cheap? It can't be that the expiration date has passed, right? The warrior monk took the soy milk from Mao Sanbai's hand and looked at it carefully.

Chen Linlin hurriedly shook her head and said, "It's not expired, I asked the boss, this thing still has a 4-month shelf life." We have to save some now, okay, don't talk nonsense, just use soy milk instead of wine to congratulate the monk on finding a new job! Today is our first day of business in Shanghai! Come, let's toast together! ”

"Cheers!" Saying that, the warrior monk and Mao Sanbai also raised their cups and touched Chen Linlin's cups.

At the dinner table, there was a lot of fun.

...... that evening

Chen Linlin looked at Mao Sanbai lying beside her, and her eyes were very embarrassed.

"Husband, what? There's something I'd like to ask you? Do you have any comments on me? ”

"How could I possibly have an opinion about you, what are you thinking? I love you so much! Mao Sanbai said to Chen Linlin beside him with a firm face.

Looking at Mao Sanbai, whose eyes were so firm, Chen Linlin nodded and said, "Since you have no opinion on me, why do you secretly install a diesel engine?" ”

Mao Sanbai: "What?"

"It's only been an hour in bed, and you've let out more than a hundred farts, what's the matter, you're going to take off?"

As soon as Chen Linlin finished speaking, there was another popping sound from under Mao Sanbai, which really sounded like a rocket was about to take off.

Listening to the sound of skin, Mao Sanbai was embarrassed, but more helpless? Is this fart out of his control?

After thinking for a while, Mao Sanbai said with some embarrassment.

"I don't know why I farted so fiercely all of a sudden, maybe I just blew my belly on the electric fan, and my navel was cold!"

"Did you drink too much soy milk?" Chen Linlin asked.

Mao Sanbai shook his head: "It shouldn't be, didn't you drink it too?" ”

"Hehe, I drank a cup, you drank 4 catties, can we compare?" Chen Linlin sneered.

Mao Sanbaiyi thought that it made sense, but soon he found another problem.

"Wait, didn't the warrior monk drink a big jar too? Isn't he okay? ”

"Is there something you shouldn't look at to find out?"

"Great idea!"

Saying that, Mao Sanbai tiptoed out of the room, wanting to see how the warrior monk was doing.

However, as soon as he arrived at the monk's door, he found that the monk's door was open, and the monk was not in the room.

Mao Sanbai was puzzled, but at this time, he heard a low moan from the toilet.

tiptoed to the toilet, and Mao Sanbai slowly poked his head in.

Looking at the warrior monk who was frantically struggling in the toilet, Mao Sanbai said cautiously: "Warrior monk, you have nothing to do, right?" ”

"Crackling......" There was a crackling sound from the toilet.

"I feel like there's something wrong with me, and I don't know what's going on, I started having diarrhea after I suddenly started farting an hour ago, it's only been an hour, and I've had 5 pulls!"

After the warrior monk finished speaking, Mao Sanbai was sure, there is no doubt that there must be something wrong with this soy milk.

But it doesn't seem right to say this, after all, soy milk is a thing that clears the heat and fire, so you can't drink more.

Mao Sanbai drank so much and didn't have diarrhea, purely because he had a good stomach.

And Chen Linlin is fine, it should be because she only drank a small glass. As for the warrior monks...... Alas, if you have a bad stomach, you should be self-aware.

Thinking of this, Mao Sanbai quietly exited the toilet, leaving only the warrior monk who continued to moan in the toilet.

On the second day, Mao Sanbai woke up refreshed.

After waking up, Mao Sanbai immediately looked at Chen Linlin beside him. As a result, it was found that Chen Linlin's face was very ugly.

Looking at Chen Linlin, Mao Sanbai was stunned, and said suspiciously: "Didn't you sleep well last night?" ”

Looking at Mao Sanbai, Chen Linlin frowned and said, "I don't know, but last night I always felt that it was difficult to breathe, and there was a feeling of gas leaking at home." ”

Mao 300: "......."

I'm convinced that it certainly has nothing to do with me.

Thinking of this, Mao Sanbai felt that he had to leave quickly, and he must not give Chen Linlin a relief.

Otherwise, death is adherent!

However, as soon as Mao Sanbai walked into the living room, he saw a warrior monk sitting on the sofa.

The usually strong warrior monk looked very weak at this time, with a pair of panda eyes, and his whole face seemed to be more than ten years old.

Looking at the warrior monk's appearance, Mao Sanbai frowned, and then said cautiously.

"Brother, are you alright?"

"Actually, it's a little bit of a problem!"

"Is there anything I can do to help you?"

"Oh, you keep the soy milk in front of me away, I don't know why, I want to go to the toilet again when I see this soy milk!"

Mao 300: "......"