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Recently, I have been asked by readers how this book can be considered military.

Some classmates asked me, what does my book have to do with the farmhouse?

Here we have to talk about it, first of all, everyone's definition of military.

There can be active officers in the city, retired soldiers can appear, and there can be peerless soldier kings.

Then why can't these books be counted in the Military Channel? The life of a retired soldier was originally a part of the military channel.

I don't know if some people particularly like double standards, it's okay to appear in other channels, but it's not okay to appear in other episodes in military channels.

In fact, I think that the military is not limited to the affairs of the army, and the protagonist is a retired soldier, which should be defined as military.

Otherwise, if the active soldier goes home on vacation, will the book also go to the city?

Many people may think that the military is very niche, but in my opinion, the military is actually a very large classification, as long as it is military military, it should be able to put the military.

So please broaden your horizons a little.

In addition, I have explained the matter of the farmhouse many times, and I don't know if some readers wear glasses or simply do not look at it, so they come to ask questions to find faults.

If I open a farmhouse in Shanghai, does it have to be the first time in this book?

Can't I just write a story about how I opened a farmhouse here, and then write some stories about the farmhouse?

I'm a realistic novel, with my personal experience, how many people have just started working and immediately dropped millions from the sky to let you open a complete farmhouse.

I don't know if you haven't woken up from your dreams. Now I've contacted my editor to change the title of the book, and I'll change the name later.

Okay, the above is a brief chat, and then I will talk to you about the experience of my wife and the warrior monk couple going to Disney for the first time.

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It's no stranger to Disney Mao Three Hundred.

As a Shanghainese, Disney is a landmark.

But 90% of Shanghainese don't go there.

When Mao 300 people came to Disney, Mao 300 looked at the team of big names in front of him and the scorching sun overhead, and he didn't know why he felt a little uncomfortable.

"With this idle time, we are lying down at home and eating watermelon, isn't it good to blow the air conditioner? You have to come here to suffer! Mao Sanbai complained weakly in his heart.

Of course, although Mao Sanbai thought so in his heart, Mao Sanbai didn't say it, after all, he didn't want to spoil Liu Wenjun and Chen Linlin's interest.

At this time, the warrior monk suddenly cautiously walked behind Mao Sanbai.

"Three hundred, are there so many people in this Disney every day?"

Mao Sanbai didn't speak, this was a wry smile.

It seems that from the news, Disney is really a long queue every day.

At that time in 16 years, Disney had just opened, so the tickets were not only expensive, but also very crowded.

After lining up at the entrance for about half an hour, Chen Linlin took the lead in pouting and said dissatisfied.

"What the hell? There will be more than an hour of queuing at the entrance alone, and there may be a queue for each item after entering? Is there a way to cut a queue or something? ”

As soon as he heard this, the warrior monk immediately looked at Chen Chen Linlin with disdain.

"Linlin, don't make trouble, there are reporters at this door, cut in line at this time, if we are photographed by reporters, where will our old faces go?"

Chen Linlin sighed, of course she knew about this matter, so she was just talking.

Just as the four of them were chatting, Mao Sanbai suddenly noticed that a team of policemen wearing special police clothes walked past them.

Well, SWAT is not a big deal, just walk through it. Although Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk don't look like good people, they are essentially good citizens and there will be no problems.

However, the problem is Mao 300, which may have been a little hot after eating too much pho recently, and it is also accompanied by some symptoms of constipation.

And he also drank a lot of ice water during the queue.

At this moment, some strange chemical reactions took place in his stomach and intestines with ice water and fire.

At the moment when those special police officers passed by Mao Sanbai's side, Mao Sanbai's body trembled, although he made a loud noise-poof.

In the next moment, well, Chen Linlin and the four of them successfully cut the line and entered the paradise directly.

And the price is that Mao 300 was taken down by dozens of special police officers on the spot and pressed to the ground.

……

"I didn't expect to come in directly, saving so much time, three hundred did a good job."

Coming out of the temporary police station, Chen Linlin and Liu Wenjun boasted about three hundred hairs on the side.

And Mao Sanbai, covering his scalded right face on the hot ground, wanted to cry without tears.

Is it sinful to be ugly? Do you have to be pinched if you look like a terrorist? Didn't he just fart? Isn't it just that the decibel of the fart is more than 12 decibels! As for that exaggeration!

At this moment, Mao Sanbai has no other thoughts except for wanting to die.

And the warrior monk seemed to see Mao Sanbai's pain, and slowly walked to his side and comforted: "Sanbai, don't be so sad, as the old saying goes, God arranges the best, you see, although you are choked, we have saved at least an hour of queuing time!" ”

Mao Sanbai glanced at the warrior monk, well, this thing makes sense.

However, just when Mao Sanbai wanted to change his mood and forget about these unhappiness, the warrior monk continued: "By the way, don't be angry about what I told you, just now, when you farted, I also let go of one, so ...... It's that loud. ”

Mao 300: "......"

"Don't go, I'll just say how can there be 120 decibels, I have a megaphone on my ass! It's you, bastard, I'm going to smack you once! ”

However, the excited Mao Sanbai was pressed to the ground by the warrior monk.

Hehe, congratulations, he finally calmed down.

……

But if you come in, don't worry too much about these little things.

Just when the four of them regrouped their moods and prepared to go to Disney to have a good time.

Suddenly, a dark shadow appeared beside Mao Sanbai.

The sudden appearance of this figure startled Mao Sanbai, and then subconsciously squatted down, held his head and said loudly.

"That, I didn't do anything, don't push me to the ground, this floor is hot, we are our own people, okay, we have something to say!"

After Mao Sanbai finished speaking, the warrior monk and others were shocked, this skillful action, I don't know why it is a little distressing.

Looking at Mao Sanbai, Chen Linlin's face was a little embarrassed, and soon she patted Mao Sanbai's shoulder.

"Three hundred, you hurry up, people are not police!"

"Aren't they police?" Mao Sanbai raised his head, only to see a skinny old man in his 60s standing beside them.

Looking at the old man, Mao Sanbai was stunned, who is this? Specifically to scare him?

Seeing Mao Sanbai's doubts, the old man lowered his voice and said.

"Hello, I'm not a bad person, I just want to ask if you need urgent service?"

"What is expedited service?" Mao Sanbai asked puzzled

The old man smiled again, and whispered in a deeper and weird voice: "I have a channel to take you to play amusement projects, no need to queue up, play whenever you want!" Do you need this service? ”

Listening to the old man say this, the four of them were stunned, there is still such a service here?

Soon Mao Sanbai remembered an article he once saw, that is, Disney abroad seemed to have added some money to get urgent service.

The expedited service will have a service lady to pick you up by car throughout the whole process, and there is no need to queue, and you can go in directly to play wherever you go.

Originally, Mao Sanbai thought that this article was fake, but he didn't expect to encounter the real thing today.

However, there is a problem here, the expedited service abroad costs more than 8,000 yuan per person, and they obviously don't have that much money to play like this.

Looking at the old man Mao Sanbai, he said with some hesitation.

"That old gentleman, we don't have that much money......"

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, 100 yuan per person is enough!"

"Uh-huh???"