Chapter 07: Peeking at the fate of other people's wives
Obviously, Long Xinghe was caught by this coachman.
The coachman was furious, his face was blood-red, and his nostrils kept exhaling, and he was also very angry.
"Okay, you little bastard, you dare to peek at my daughter-in-law taking a bath, Lao Tzu scrapes you to death with a dung scoop!!"
"Eh, uncle, don't be nervous, don't get excited, let's take our time and say it well... Long Xinghe hurriedly took a few steps back.
"Huhu, today, the king of heaven can't save you when he comes!" The coachman was even more excited, and the sound of the dung ladle dance was raised, and the beautiful arc of the dung scoop fell faintly, revealing chic.
"Auntie fell, let me go in to help her, how dare I risk Uncle Fan's wife, but my aunt did fall and hurt, I didn't call me to help, I just confirmed the truth on the window. "Long Xinghe is running and hiding, very embarrassed.
The dung scoop had just been sturdy and hit the door of the head, although it didn't hurt very much, but after all, it was a small packet, and there was some hot pain on it. Moreover, on top of the dung scoop, it was even more stained with feces and urine, which made his hair that had not been washed for a long time even dirtier, and now Long Xinghe was naturally more afraid of the dung scoop.
"Little beggar, I don't know where you got the gas crystal, if I didn't have a livelihood, I would have to kill you!"
"Uncle, you can take a break, I'm reasonable, if it weren't for your good people, I would have interrupted your dung digging guy into seven or eight sections!" Long Xinghe stared at him and said loudly.
"Damn! You dare to be hard-mouthed! Look at the beating!" Now the dung scoop ox was broken, and it actually brought a little sound of breaking the wind, it seems that the coachman is also really angry.
Long Xinghe is the role of the overlord fivefold, why don't you bother with him, naturally you have your own consideration.
This coachman finally married a white fat wife to inherit the lineage, but he was not provided for to support, and he was regarded as a heart and liver baby. Long Xinghe's action of jumping out of the window to peep fell in his eyes, and he couldn't wash it away even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
The coachman is so poor, he doesn't care much, but he only cares about his wife, and he can't be bullied, so it's understandable that he is so angry.
Moreover, this coachman is also a pariah, just an ordinary weak chicken, and when that scoop hits, he does not use domineering. It's just a little more painful than scratching, so it can be seen that it didn't kill it.
Therefore, Long Xinghe didn't care about him, he just blindly avoided and didn't hurt him.
The filth was a drop in the east and a drop in the west, making the already unpleasant smell even stronger, and Long Xinghe couldn't help but cover his mouth and nose.
The coachman dealt with these filths for three days, and he was naturally not afraid, and he was as chic as a big knife.
At this moment, the fat white woman finished dressing and walked out lame: "Niu barbarian, are you showing off your head! Can't you see the old lady's feet? Don't you let me get back." ”
When the cow man's coachman heard this, he knew that he might have really wronged this little kid. But seeing his wife's pale face, he couldn't help but tremble, and hurriedly put down the dung scoop and went back with a smile.
"Fake, you don't him, this scoop is scraped down, it's a little unbearable. "Dumbfounded.
"It's just a misunderstanding, he didn't really do it, why do you want to mess with him?" Long Xinghe asked rhetorically.
"Also, if someone else peeks at my wife, I will only beat him up and burn it clean!" said Silly Mao with interest.
", just like you, can you still have a wife?" Long Xinghe would never believe it.
"My wife is a heartthrob, that twist and shake, I don't know how presentable, Lao Tzu spent a lot of effort to chase him down. Coaxed into the primeval god realm. "Dumbfounded.
"Then why don't you coexist with your graceful wife, why do you run to this position where birds don't?!" Long Xinghe disdained.
"Who doesn't love the candle night in the cave room, the dogs in the star field, it took a lot of effort to break this tranquility, get me out of the primeval god realm, and let me join you in advance. Silly said through gritted teeth.
No, this guy just made a gnashing of teeth. It's a mark, where can you grit your teeth?
"Star Field?" Long Xinghe was puzzled.
"I don't know, in short, you are a key person that Star Field values very much. They're in a hurry, you're critical, you're in a hurry, it's critical, that's all. "Dumbfounded.
"Oh. . . ”
"Aren't you surprised at all?"
"What kind of place is the star field, I haven't heard of it, so naturally I am not surprised. Long Xinghe spread his hands blankly.
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"What kind of place is that Ancient God Realm?" Long Xinghe's tone changed slightly, obviously with some interest.
"This is where my ten-tailed blue immortal phoenix was born. But the cow was approved, and it took 10,000 years to give birth to an ancient divine beast. In the entire star field, I am just an ancient divine beast. "Silly hair is very arrogant.
"One in 10,000 years, it's true, but what about the other primeval beasts?" Long Xinghe asked again.
"I don't know, I guess it's all dead. Silly said gloatingly.
"Then I'm not the most powerful existence of the tailed beasts in the entire star field?" Long Xinghe asked with an eyebrow.
"It's me, not you... ”
"Spicy chicken, without my ten square veins, can you mix it up?!"
Just when the man and the beast were intensely telepathic, the cattle barbarian coachman covered his ears, touched his buttocks, and came out slowly.
"Little brother, Fang Cai can't stand you, I made you a scoop, and I hope you don't be surprised. My wife, you did break my foot, you didn't lie to me. "The cow man's coachman is very aggrieved. Looking at him, he was also dragged and beaten by her wife, and he was a little pitiful.
"It's still my aunt who knows right from wrong, uncle, it's not your fault, my head suddenly short-circuited, so that's it. In other words, whoever sees it will be furious. Long Xinghe snorted.
"Hahaha, my wife is strict. Silly laughed.
"Your wife is here!" Long Xinghe said in his heart.
"Where, where, where ???" Dull Mao instantly panicked.
"Have the face to laugh at others, weak chicken!"
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The cow man's coachman nodded, and the misunderstanding between the two was also eliminated.
The cattle man's coachman saw that he was dirty and sloppy, and that he had not bathed for several months, and that the dung had just been poured on his head, which was even more smelly, so he invited him back to the house to take a bath as an apology.
When Long Xinghe heard this, it was exactly what he wanted, thinking that after taking a bath, he was a refreshed young man again, and he couldn't bear to follow behind. Shaking his head, very proud.
After the white fat woman finished washing, there was just a lot of hot water left, Long Xinghe was stinky, but he didn't dare to stain other people's bathtubs, so he hurriedly asked for a small wooden bucket and a small wooden scoop, went out of the house and found a position that no one could see, hummed a little song, and washed it alone.
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At the collapse gas vein of Feiyun City, a woman in a pure white gauze skirt spoke: "Big brother, has the blue phoenix really been here?"
On top of the women's gauze skirt, the nebula is circulating, which is very mysterious. The man has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a tall figure, and a heroic spirit. Dressed in a pure black star robe, the stars on it are shining brightly, which is very eye-catching.
If Long Xinghe was here, Dull Mao would immediately recognize the two of them as people from the Star Domain.
"That's right, little sister, the blue phoenix was here not long ago, but, this will, it should have found the human pillar force. The man replied to her.
"Grandpa's injury, only the ten-tailed blue phoenix can save it, and I don't know if the human pillar power that opened the ten veins can awaken the domineering spirit within twenty years. The woman's face was full of sorrow, and a trace of tears flashed in her eyes.
"Little sister, don't worry too much, the ten veins are a talent that is unique in billions, and after so many years in the star field, there has only been one, and it is said that they have all gone to the ancient domain. Twenty years, for a person of his calibre, is only a long time. The man comforted her.
"I hope so. The woman said lightly.
The cool breeze blew the woman's green silk, and a shocking face appeared in front of the man's eyes. The woman is captivating the country and the city, bright and bright, like a fairy out of the dust.
"Let's go, when he awakens domineeringly, the blue phoenix can be summoned by him, and we will ask him to go to the star field to save grandpa." The man suddenly spoke, and he was about to leave for his life.
"Good. ”
The two of them flew in the air, and two nine-tailed beasts suddenly appeared under their feet. At the feet of the dusty woman is a snow-white nine-tailed fox, and the handsome man is also a nine-tailed male lion.
If someone in the Nine Shadows Empire saw such a scene, they wouldn't be stunned and stunned?! How many years have there been a Nine Yang Vein in the Nine Shadows Empire, and when it awakened, it was already close to thirty-five years old.
And these two handsome men and beautiful women, the man is only twenty-three, and the woman is only twenty. Unexpectedly, both of them awakened domineeringly! Summoned the Nine-Tailed Divine Beast! This kind of qualification is much stronger than the first person in the history of the Nine Shadows Empire!
The picture turned, and he returned to Long Xinghe.
At this moment, he rejected the good idea of eating at the Nanban Zi's house, asked the location of Feiyun City, and silently, leaving a low-level gas spar and disappeared without a trace.
Long Xinghe and Dull Mao sang a little song together: "Today, it's true, I'm so happy." ”
Suddenly, Long Xinghe frowned slightly: "I'm going to have a big wipe! ”