Chapter 59: Much Better
After doing the pulmonoscopy, to be precise, after being washed and the phlegm was pumped, Mao Sanbai felt a lot more relaxed.
I want to talk about it here, people will cough, mainly because there is phlegm in the lungs, if there is no phlegm, then you have to go to the hospital to see, there is no phlegm in the lungs but cough, it means that there must be a big problem in your lungs.
By the way, the amount of phlegm in your lungs has a lot to do with your eating habits.
People who like to eat meat, like to eat ice, and like to eat barbecue hot pot will generally have more anger, and in this case, there will be more phlegm in the lungs.
And there is no doubt that Mao Sanbai belongs to this category, and is even the best in this category.
Because of the completion of the lung scopy, the white coat said to Mao Sanbai in surprise.
"Young man, eat more white food in the future, which is the kind of food that clears the fire, such as yams and the like. I've been in the industry for more than 10 years, and to be honest, it's not for nothing that you have a lot of phlegm, and I can count people like this on one hand. Ordinary people can smoke up to two cans of phlegm, but you are so powerful, I specially smoked a table. ”
Saying that, the white coat gave way, so that Mao Sanbai could clearly see the jar on the table behind him.
Mao Sanbai was a little embarrassed, he can't be blamed for this. If you want to blame, your jar is too small, if you bring a drinking bucket.......
Well, don't quibble, he just eats too much meat and gets angry.
After the examination, Mao Sanbai finally knew the cause of his illness. These black powders, if you guess correctly, may really be the powder that was inhaled when you paint with a sander.
This condition is actually somewhat similar to pneumoconiosis, but Mao Sanbai was discovered earlier.
But then again, another question arises here, why didn't these powders attack in the troops?
That day, Mao Sanbai thought about it for a day but didn't figure it out.
The next day, the warrior monk came to take care of Mao Sanbai, and as soon as the warrior monk appeared, Mao Sanbai looked at him curiously and said, "Warrior monk, do you have a problem with your lungs?" ”
When Mao Sanbai said this, the warrior monk was stunned for a moment, and then said suspiciously: "I don't have any problems." ”
"But we're both in the Navy, why don't you have dust in my lungs? Maybe you just didn't know about it? Why don't you go make a film too? ”
After Mao Sanbai finished speaking, the warrior monk sneered and said, "Don't make trouble, can you be the same as me?" ”
"What's the explanation?"
"You're a gunner, you maintain your equipment every day, paint and scrape paint. And I, I'm a sea and land battle! The warrior monk explained.
After listening to the explanation of the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai fell silent again, sea and land battles, sea and land battles are amazing! Damn, no matter how good your fitness is, can you outrun my cannon?
However, just when Mao Sanbai rolled his eyes and didn't want to pay attention to the warrior monk, the warrior monk spoke again: "But then again, I can understand that you have this disease. First of all, the first point, you have rhinitis, others breathe through the nose, you breathe with the mouth. Without nose filtration, doesn't the dust go directly into your lungs? ”
Mao Sanbai pondered it carefully and found that there was some truth in what the warrior monk said.
Soon the warrior monk continued: "The second is the problem of the amount of exercise, in the army, everyone runs, and running itself is a process of ventilation. In this process, a normal person can bring out some impurities in the lungs through ventilation. And you? Did you run? ”
"I ran away!" Mao Sanbai is not happy, look at what he said, didn't he exercise?
The warrior monk did not speak, but silently stood up and walked outside the ward, and after a while, the warrior monk walked back to the ward with a large floor-to-ceiling mirror.
Placing the floor mirror at the end of Mao Sanbai's hospital bed, the warrior monk looked at Mao Sanbai with disdain.
Looking at his huge self in the floor-to-ceiling mirror, Mao Sanbai said with some embarrassment: "This, this is an accident, didn't I get fat after I came back?" Then again, I think there's something wrong with your argument as well. According to you, my illness should have been sent out when I was in the army, why has it dragged on until now? ”
The warrior monk was silent for a moment and then said, "Maybe you have too much lung flesh, and the corrosion process is a bit slow." ”
Mao 300: "......."
Good fellow, it seems that he entered the hospital not to treat his illness, but to prove that he is not from the earth!
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After returning the floor-to-ceiling mirror, the warrior monk silently sat on the edge of Mao Sanbai's bed and peeled a banana for him.
Having said that, Mao Sanbai sometimes thinks that the warrior monk may really be the reincarnation of an orangutan, for so many years, he has not seen the warrior monk eat fruit other than bananas.
After peeling one for Mao Sanbai, and after the warrior monk peeled another one for himself, he said to Mao Sanbai while eating a banana: "Speaking of which, three hundred, I feel that you seem to have more gray hair recently." ”
As soon as the warrior monk said, Mao Sanbai was startled and hurriedly turned on the camera function of his mobile phone and began to check it.
After a careful look, Mao Sanbai breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the gray hair is just like that, but the hairline is a little higher, the hair is a little less, and a few parts are slightly bald.
"Don't talk nonsense, it scared me, I thought I really had gray hair, it's okay, it's just bald."
After Mao Sanbai finished speaking, the warrior monk was almost choked to death by his own banana. What kind of logic is this? It's okay to be bald, but not to have gray hair?
As soon as the warrior monk wanted to say something, he saw Mao Sanbai sigh and continued: "Actually, it's normal for me to have gray hair recently, you see, my wife has just opened a store on the front foot, and the money hasn't been made yet, and the store for the purchase has not been completed, and I will go to the hospital on the back foot." It's a trivial matter to spend some time in the hospital, but the problem is that the treatment fee is expensive. ”
"You have health insurance, what are you afraid of?" The warrior monk asked puzzled.
With a sneer, Mao Sanbai said lightly: "Medical insurance? Hehe, look at the tests I did, how many of them can be included in medical insurance? ”
"Can't you?"
"Of course, I don't know what Longhua Hospital thinks, in order to prove that this is tuberculosis, more than 20 testing institutions have been sent back and forth. When the first one came, they asked me to sign a consent form, and I thought that I would not be able to come to many of them, but it turned out to be ...... Alas, I was too young. ”
After Mao Sanbai finished speaking, the warrior monk was also a little embarrassed, Longhua Hospital's approach is indeed a bit sassy.
Waving his hand, Mao Sanbai continued: "I don't have any money, I haven't made any money yet, so much pressure, who will grow if I don't have gray hair?" ”
"You're not right, gray hair doesn't grow only when you're stressed." The warrior monk muttered disdainfully.
Looking at the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai sneered and said, "Haven't you heard of a white head overnight? Isn't this the result of too much stress? Is there any way to lose your head overnight except for stress and old age? ”
As soon as Mao Sanbai finished speaking, a little girl walked in from outside the ward.
The little girl is very good-looking, but the only flaw is that she is actually full of gray hair.
The warrior monk pointed at the girl and said, "So...... This one is also stressed? ”