"Fatty, how long will it take for your laxative to work?" Luo Li asked on the way back to Qingnan County.

"An hour!" The fat man muttered for a moment before replying.

You must know that an hour is two hours, and the effect of this medicine is enough, but Luo Li's medicine is heavy, and it is estimated that it will work in half an hour at most.

Then, Luo Li turned his head and said to Yue Wu: "General Yue, there should be clothes for the Luo army in our county, right?" ”

Yue Wu, who was walking behind, was stunned for a moment before asking, "Yes, but there are not many of them, about a thousand pieces, what do you want this thing for?" ”

After a slight groan, Luo Li said with a wicked smile: "Enough!" Hey! Come on! Let's speed up and return to the city, order a thousand soldiers to change into Luo Guo's clothes, and a thousand soldiers are dressed in their original clothes, let's go to the backyard of Shu Guo! ”

"Crazy!? 200,000 troops! 2,000 people for a fart! Yue Wu's tone was quite dissatisfied, after all, Luo Li's words were a bit overstepping, what is his identity, how can He De order Yue Wu?

However, Luo Li was not angry, and continued to smile wickedly and approached Yue Wu's ear, and told him about the laxative.

After hearing this, Yue Wu's brows furrowed, and he seemed to be a little dissatisfied with the two of them using such a method.

After a long pause, Yue Wu shouted in an extremely stern tone: "No! This is not the old man's style, and the old man also advises you, don't ruin the reputation of His Royal Highness the Prince! ”

Get! No more fun!

Just when I thought about telling the fat man that I could only give up this opportunity, I heard Yue Wu speak again: "Who is that, the two of you each lead a thousand soldiers and horses, temporarily obey the orders of Prince Luo Li, listen to the command in everything, and those who violate the order will be killed!" ”

"Yes!" The two thousand people who came over bowed their heads and answered.

Then, Yue Wu strode forward, and when he left, something fell off his body: "Oops! Where did the old man's warehouse key go? ”

"It seems that there must be a small trouble, if he doesn't return it tonight, the old man will dig three feet into the ground and ask for his life!"

"Holy!" Luo Li was dumbfounded by Yue Wu's operation in front of him!

This iron and simple, and he wants to make Shu Guo suffer, and he doesn't want his reputation to be damaged, he is really cunning and cunning!

After Luo Li picked up the key, he looked at Yue Wu's back as he flew away, and then thought about the sentence "Don't ruin the reputation of His Royal Highness the Prince", and estimated that this Tie Hanhan would not allow himself to borrow the name of the fat man, or take the fat man to do it together.

And the division of troops to obey Luo Li's orders is to take precautions, if anything goes wrong, Yue Wu can rely on Luo Li and cure him of the crime of using the army without authorization.

In this way, not only can he put aside his own relationship, but also protect the reputation of the fat man, and he can also swallow some of the soldiers and horses of Shu State, which is really killing three birds with one stone.

If you really don't have a little brain, you really can't sit in the position of a general in one of the nine towns.

"It seems that don't underestimate the people of the Cold Weapon Era, all of them are human spirits!" Luo Li thought to himself for a while, and used this to warn himself.

……

As soon as the picture turned, Shu Guo on the other side saw that Luo Guo had moved, and they did not hesitate, and slowly withdrew towards the way they came.

Liu Zhe had already given the order to withdraw the army early in the morning, so the retreat speed of the 200,000 army was faintly one or two points faster than that of Luoguo.

"Marshal! Shall we just go? The last general is not reconciled! It's really unwilling! A bearded man, dressed in a general's uniform, roared excitedly behind Liu Zhe.

He is the general guarding the border pass here in Shu State, and has dealt with Yue Wu, Jiang Ming and others countless times, and he thought that he could capture Yue Wu alive this time, but he didn't know that he would retreat in the end.

"Alas!" Liu Zhe sighed deeply, he was not reconciled, and he could understand the mood of his subordinates, but such a dead knot was broken by relying on the tripartite confrontation, and he had no choice!

When they withdraw, it is no fun to make a comeback, and at that time, it is estimated that Anguo's reinforcements have also arrived in Qingnan County, and at the moment they can only look at Sun Li, the unlucky ghost.

If he can be smarter and bring an army of 40,000 people to turn the world upside down in the hinterland of Anguo, it can be regarded as Shu Guo winning back some face.

"Concentrate on retreating!" Liu Zhe raised his hand and waved it twice in the air, then said no more.

At this time, the bearded man still wanted to say something, but when he saw the marshal's appearance, he had to keep silent.

Suddenly!

The bearded man felt a little panicked in his stomach, as if there was a strong gas inside, desperately trying to come out and see the sun.

The more he bumped on the horse, the more disobedient he became, and in just a few breaths, his red face had been suffocated into a white face.

"Poof~"

A fart that shook the mountains and forests sounded, and Liu Zhe and the other generals of the three towns on the side frowned.

After the current fart was finished, the beard instantly felt a lot more comfortable, looked left and right, and said with some embarrassment: "Haha! This is the righteousness of the cycle of heaven and earth! ”

The crowd stared at him with disdain, then kicked the horse in the belly and jolted on.

After the tea, the bearded complexion changed, and his stomach twisted and hurt again, and the feeling of drilling his heart made him unable to grasp the reins steadily.

At this time, there were a few very low cries of pain in his ears, and the beard was holding on to the severe pain, and he turned his head to look left and right.

Liu Zhe and the three generals around him were all holding their stomachs, and their faces were pale and terrifying.

"Marshal, the last general......" The bearded man just wanted to retire and went to squat in the woods.

He was interrupted by a fart of "bang, bang", and then he saw a suffocating scene.

Three of his colleagues had a small yellow stain under their crotch and dripped down the horse's back to the ground.

This hot feeling even the horse couldn't help but turn his head and stare at the person on his back again and again.

I guess it's a little confusing, this is a hot bath? But why does the water stink so much?

Suddenly, the three generals were red-faced and wanted to turn over and dismount and find a place to clean.

This is too embarrassing, in front of his colleagues, he made such a situation, and he didn't know what kind of joke it would become when it was sent back to Shu Guo.

Then!

Suddenly, a loud fart sound stunned the three of them.

The generals of the four towns and the surrounding soldiers all stared at Liu Zhe in shock.

Liu Zhe's old face was slightly red, and he just wanted to scold everyone, but the pain of twisting his jaw continued, and there seemed to be a cloud of gas in his stomach that was rapidly expanding.

After just one breath, Liu Zhe felt that the gas had expanded to the limit, his stomach was stretched out, and the unbearable pain made him sweat profusely.

At the moment, he couldn't care so much, and in a panic, he exerted himself on the horse.

"Wow!"

"Poof!"

A clear stream of mud and yellow flowed down the middle and lower part of the body, slamming straight into the saddle, and with the bump of the horse's hooves, it suddenly soared nearly a foot high.

Such a strange sight stunned the people who watched it, and the weapons in their hands crackled and fell to the ground.

This is not the end, Liu Zhe just made a start, and the four generals beside him saw such a shocking scene, as if they had inspired the echoes in their bodies, and they hit the saddle one after another, and one by one they soared into the air on the horse's back and rose one foot high!

A veteran who had been at the border for more than ten years, looked at the marshal and the general incredulously, and after a while, he touched the shoulder of the person next to him and asked, "Did our general practice what kind of immortal method?" ”

"Why?" The person next to him asked rhetorically without looking back.

"Otherwise, how could you immediately ascend to heaven with your fart strength?" The veteran didn't know that in the future, his words spread throughout the Three Kingdoms and became a generation of 'good stories'.

Just as the atmosphere was solidifying, suddenly a light rider rushed through the crowd and rushed quickly!

"Report! Marshal! Anguo has sent a thousand men and horses to pursue it quickly! After landing, the soldier knelt down on one knee and said.

"None~It's okay! Just a thousand men and horses, and ordered the rear army to send people to intercept and kill! Liu Zhe on horseback had turned golden at this time, if the medicine under Luo Li was not so heavy, it was estimated that this time the rise would be over.

It's a pity, who made him lose his drug strength!

After Liu Zhe finished saying this, he continued to be incontinent and vacant one after another, and the sound of "poof, poof, poof, poof" spread throughout the surrounding woods.

The soldier who received the order covered his eyes and nose, he couldn't stand it anymore, and when he was about to take the order to leave, a soldier suddenly came again, and he immediately said: "Marshal, there are Luo soldiers and horses in the rear, and they are rushing towards the rear army, how to deal with it?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Liu Zhe suddenly thought that Luo and An had joined forces to poison them, and then joined forces to eat his military horses.

If it was normal on weekdays, he would definitely order someone to find out the number of people in Luo Guo before making a decision.

But at that moment, he had completely lost the ability to think, thinking that Luo Guo had sent a large army, and then made a ridiculous decision: "There is a deception, withdraw quickly!" ”

After shouting this sentence, he completely fainted in shame and fell from his horse, and the rest of the four town generals were also at the end of the crossbow, and after a few breaths, they fainted one after another.

"Marshal...... The general ...... "Seeing this, a bunch of people hurriedly surrounded them, and no one dared to carry people first......

Now it's okay, the 200,000 army is leaderless, and I heard that the marshals and generals are all poisoned and fainted, thinking that the army of Luoguo and Anguo is coming, spread out their feet and run away, it's just throwing away their armor, it's not lively!

After the two thousand troops and horses joined forces, Luo Li followed behind and pursued nearly twenty miles against the 200,000 army before he completely gave up the attack!

Two thousand chasing two hundred thousand, such an incredible scene, can only be realized by relying on Luo Li's drug and matching the virtual reality of Luo Guo's military uniform, if it is a weekday war, this situation will rarely happen.

At the end of the battle, a total of 1,123 enemies were annihilated and 3,467 were captured, which was a small victory.

In fact, Luo Li could continue to pursue, but he didn't dare, after all, he had never led his troops to fight, and he didn't dare to go too deep, so as not to fall into an ambush.

On the way back, Luo Li stood in a foul-smelling place, about two feet in radius, all covered with golden colors, in the afterglow of dusk, it was so dazzling......