Fighting mosquitoes?

Does Lao Tzu use you to help fight?

Since he was a child, no one dared to break ground on Uncle Guo's head!

Yes! Lao Tzu couldn't help it, and wanted to kill the kid in front of him!

"Thank you...... Lord Sherlo helps! ”

After holding back for a long time, Guo Kaipi smiled and said thank you, and the crimson five fingerprints on his face twitched with his smile, which looked particularly funny.

I couldn't help but want to kill Luo Li in my heart, but Guo Kai really didn't dare, besides, Luo Li seemed to feel that he had done a good deed, and was staring at him with innocent eyes, as if to say: Thank you quickly! Thank you!

What can I do? Guo Kai can only endure it!

The aggrieved Guo Kai scolded the dead mosquito a hundred times, a hundred times!

The atmosphere of the scene relaxed, which made Zhou Zheng completely relieved!

Guo Kai's temper Zhou Zheng knows very well, fighting bravely depends on his temper and is desperate for hard bars, and it is rare for him to be able to restrain himself.

"No thanks! If I don't slap him, the mosquitoes will inevitably drink General Guo's blood, and I hope General Guo won't blame me for being abrupt. Luo Li's eyes were sincere, and he smiled deeply.

"No blame! Not to blame! The other party's straightforward words made Guo Kai completely relieved, thinking that when he was still a soldier, the comradeship was not exactly that you helped me fight mosquitoes, and I helped you kill flies.

Seeing that things had stopped, Zhou Zheng immediately stood up and changed the topic: "Brother Guo, let's go into the city quickly, I have been singing and playing behind me for a long time, and I am afraid that I am tired." ”

"Good! Welcome the mission into town! ”

Guo Kai gave way and the delegation stepped into Qingdong County in the sound of music.

At night, the county government banquet, big fish and meat, the guests were happy, and the climax of the atmosphere was Guo Kai and Zhou Zheng's wine, which made everyone unexpected, and the last one who laughed was the chubby Zhou Zheng.

Although Zhou Zheng won, it was already the end of the crossbow, and he was helped back to the post station by Luo Li and others.

Putting it on the bed and lying down, Luo Li was about to turn around and leave, but Zhou Zheng pulled his sleeve.

"Brother Xian, why are you slapping the bearded man today?" Zhou Zheng asked as if he was drunk.

Shocked in his heart, Luo Li's eyelids quickly flew: "Brother, there are mosquitoes on his face, and the younger brother can't hold back for a while!" ”

After finishing speaking, Zhou Zheng did not speak again for a long time, just when Luo Li thought that he was asleep and was about to leave, he suddenly heard Zhou Zheng say again: "Restrain yourself in the future!" ”

"Good!" Luo Li nodded and left.

The creak of closing the door came, and Zhou Zheng, whose eyes were tightly closed, suddenly opened open, with some inexplicable taste in his eyes!

After a night, the mission waved goodbye, Zhou Zheng pulled Guo Kai's hand tightly at this time, the eyes of the two were slightly red, and the scene of the good brothers was touching.

After the sigh was over, the mission continued to march towards Xijing, the capital of Shuguo!

But what happened next, no one expected!

Linxian County, Wangwei County, Fengshan County, etc., everywhere you go, as long as it is Luo Li's turn to introduce, you will slap in the face without saying a word.

"Yikes! Zhang County Order, there are mosquitoes! ”

"Wow! Wang County Order, there are flies! ”

"Yo! Zhao County Order, what a big cockroach! ”

The sound of "popping" is endless!

After the county orders were beaten, the anger rose, but the bearded Guo Kai didn't dare to make a move, so they didn't dare to do it, so they could only thank Luo Li under his innocent gaze.

Since then, there is a 'face-slapping madman' in the Anguo Mission, and the name of Luo Liluo's deputy envoy has spread!

"Wu County Order, the face-slapping madman is here!"

"Quick, go to the county lieutenant's office, borrow a pair of armor to come, the old man will greet the mission in armor!"

"Zhong County Order, the face-slapping madman is here!"

"Quick, go to the ironware shop in the east of the city and get the special helmet made by the old man!"

There are still two or three county towns in Xijing, and Luo Li can't get it!

The prefectural commanders all wore armor and even special helmets, leaving only two eyes, a nose and a mouth, and their faces were completely surrounded!

Luo Li put down his hand to fight mosquitoes and sighed deeply: "Why is it so difficult to help others?" ”

……

After more than two months of travel, I finally arrived at the destination of the mission, Shuguo Xijing!

Under the armor of the officials of Shu Guo Honglu Temple, the mission stayed at Xijing Station!

In the house, Zhou Zheng and Luo Li, one roared and the other was calm!

"What the hell are you going to do?" Zhou Zheng was completely angry, and reminded many times that Luo Li had not relented, and there were times when good people were driven crazy.

"Brother, aren't I helping? When you see mosquitoes, you can't help but want to do it! Luo Li said aggrievedly.

"Fuck you! Are you a fool to me? "For a long time, Zhou Zheng has been a literati as a person, and his words are polite and courteous, but this time he couldn't help it, and even his mother scolded him.

"Hmm!" Luo Li nodded.

"What?" Zhou Zheng stared at him in surprise, and his anger went straight to the sky!

"No, no, no! Brother, it's easy to say! Ha ha! Luo Li replied with a smile.

Under Luo Li's gags, Zhou Zheng's anger was suppressed a lot, and his tone became calm: "Brother Xian, why in the end?" ”

Taking a deep breath, Luo Li's eyes turned into a hollow: "Whew!" Brother, I did it to make the alliance a success! ”

Zhou Zheng was dumbfounded, he had guessed all the purposes, and even wondered if Luo Li was an undercover agent sent by Luo Guo, but he didn't dare to guess that he was doing it to make the alliance successful.

Just had a puzzled look, but when he heard Luo Li's words, he came again: "Brother, you have to understand that this time you came to form an alliance, it is to marry Your Majesty's sister-in-law, and to be Princess Anning." ”

"A political marriage is a shameful business, if it sounds good, it is called a marriage, and if it doesn't sound good, it is Your Majesty selling his sister to ask for soldiers."

"With such a humiliating purpose of the mission, if I don't let out a single fart along the way, and finally inform the Emperor of Shu about the marriage and alliance, will they believe it? Do you think we're cheating? ”

"On the contrary, the more high-profile you slap them in the face, the more it proves that it is true that we are marrying Princess An Ning!"

"Anyway, I'm young, I'm more like I can't be angry but humiliate and slap them in the face, brother, you are sleek, you know more about people's feelings, treat them with coaxing, our brothers will be able to handle this matter properly!"

This reason is really amazing!

Zhou Zheng chewed carefully, it is not unreasonable to think about it, it is true that this kind of humiliation is an envoy, and it is really possible that he can't help it, but Luo Li is doing things in an extreme way.

"Alas!" Sighing deeply, Zhou Zheng said with a complicated expression: "Brother Xian, if you fight it, forget it!" But now that you're in Xijing, don't slap your face impulsively, otherwise it will backfire! ”

"Brother, please rest assured! I'm not stupid, and I don't want to really ruin the alliance, so I won't fight anymore if I leave it here! Luo Li nodded sincerely.

Just kidding, just hit the county order, and hit important officials in Xijing, unless Luo Li doesn't want to live anymore!

"Okay, let's get some rest early!" Zhou Zheng turned to leave, his eyes fixed on the ground, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Brother, go slowly!" Luo Li closed the door with a smile, completely relieved!

Shu Guo is not a second pole, there must be no such nonsense, and only if it rests on the people who know the inside story of Anguo, it is possible to believe it!

After the person left, Luo Li fell straight on the bed, stared at the top, and muttered to himself: "There is only so much that can be done, whether Shu Guo will be angry and refuse to marry depends on the will of God!" Father, hurry up and find a way to destroy the alliance! Otherwise, the country of Los Angeles is in danger! ”