By the time Mao 333 returned home, it was already after 8 o'clock in the evening.

After 45 minutes of walking, because there was no car at the door of the villa, the three of them ran for an hour and a half.

Don't ask what the other 45 minutes were like, the three of them walked outside for forty-five minutes before they got a taxi.

Don't ask why you don't use your mobile phone to take a taxi, in fact, you can't take a taxi.

As soon as they arrived home, the three of them directly fried the pot, although there are mountains, rivers, flowers and grasses in this villa area, but there are also a lot of mosquitoes.

To what extent, so much so that Chen Linlin was almost carried away by mosquitoes. The warrior monk's face was swollen, and Mao Sanbai almost gained 300 catties.

As soon as she got home, Chen Linlin, as a girl, couldn't stand it anymore and yelled like crazy: "I'll go take a shower first, it's too itchy, I'll calm down." ”

After saying that, he rushed into the bathroom.

Well, Mao Sanbai also wanted to take a cold shower. He was the fattest of the three, so he was attacked the most.

However, Chen Linlin wanted to wash first, and he could only let it.

Helplessly sitting in the living room with the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai found out the wind oil essence and began to apply it to himself.

And the warrior monk couldn't help it, without the wind oil essence, he could only pick up the flower water on the side and pour it on his body playfully.

Seeing that the warrior monk wasted the flower water so much, Mao Sanbai said with some dissatisfaction: "Warrior monk, you can just apply a little bit of the flower water, as for this?" Wait,, what the hell are you doing? ”

Mao Sanbai was talking about it, but he found that the warrior monk had inexplicably raised his right leg.

However, this is not over, and then, Mao Sanbai was surprised to find that the warrior monk actually rolled up the only little trouser leg tube.

"Your sister, what are you going to do? My wife is still in the bathroom, what are you going to do to me! Mao Sanbai looked at the warrior monk with a frightened face and said.

Speechlessly, he glanced at Mao Sanbai, and the warrior monk said with disgust on his face: "What are you shouting nonsense?" What do I do to you? What can I do to you? You are a fat man of more than 300 pounds, I am tired of looking at you! ”

"What ....... you?"

"Isn't this a stinky mosquito biting me? Or would I end up like this? ”

As soon as the warrior monk said this, Mao Sanbai immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Well, the warrior monks were so miserable, Mao Sanbai didn't want to say anything, so he ignored the warrior monks anymore and blew the electric fan on the side.

In July, turn on the air conditioner and blow the fan, which is the most comfortable day for Mao 300.

However, as soon as the fan was turned on, Mao Sanbai heard a scream behind him.

Mao Sanbai was stunned, and when he turned around, he saw the warrior monk running around the living room like he had stepped on the electric door.

Looking at the appearance of the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai was shocked at that time.

"Big brother, what are you doing?"

"Why are you still asking me? What the hell are you doing? The warrior monk howled as he jumped.

Mao Sanbai looked confused, what was he doing? Didn't he just turn on an electric fan?

Just when Mao Sanbai was puzzled, the warrior monk got a wet tissue and began to wipe the .......

This time, Mao Sanbai instantly understood......

……

The night passed like this.

Early in the morning, Chen Linlin just woke up, thinking that she had breakfast. As a result, as soon as I entered the living room, I saw Mao Sanbai sitting with a serious face, not making breakfast at all.

Chen Linlin was a little puzzled, according to the arrangement, it should be Mao Sanbai cooking today.

"Three hundred, what are you doing? What about breakfast? Chen Linlin said puzzled.

After Chen Linlin finished speaking, Mao Sanbai said with a serious face: "Linlin, because I have to go to the buffet tonight, I have canceled breakfast and lunch today." ”

As soon as she heard this, Chen Linlin was stunned at the time, so she ate a buffet, as for it, breakfast is gone, Chinese food is gone, are you crazy?

Thinking of this, Chen Linlin shook her head, and then prepared to go out to buy some breakfast.

As a result, as soon as the door was opened, Chen Linlin was surprised to find that the door could not be opened.

"Don't bother, I have contacted the landlord this morning to change the password of the combination lock, and by the way, I also asked the landlord to lock the door, and it will not be unlocked until after three o'clock in the afternoon."

After Mao Sanbai finished speaking, Chen Linlin was directly forced, you are no longer a ruthless person, you are a werewolf, a little more than a ruthless person!

And yet you think that's the end of it? Then you really underestimate Mao 300.

At this time, Chen Linlin realized a problem, what about the warrior monk? Can she endure it, and the warrior monk can endure it?

As a result, when I turned around, I found that the door of the warrior monk's room was already like a crime scene in the TV series, and the outside was sealed by a large number of bandages, no, charms.

At the same time, the warrior monk was still shouting in the house.

"Three hundred, let me out, you're crazy! Isn't it just a buffet! As for this? ”

"This is a normal move to ensure that you play normally tonight, don't worry, at three o'clock in the afternoon, I will let you out on time!"

"You're a snake spirit, huh, do you think it's useful to seal the door? You underestimate me too much, I'm a veteran of the sea and land war, as long as you give me a water pipe, I'll go downstairs in minutes! ”

With that, the monk climbed out of the window, ready to go downstairs with the water pipe next to the window.

However, the wise Mao Sanbai had already guessed that such a situation would occur, so he sneered and said lightly: "I advise you not to do such a stupid thing." ”

"What's the explanation?"

"In the morning I poured a little floor wax on the water pipe in your window while you were asleep."

Warrior Monk: "......."

Good guy, this isn't even a werewolf anymore, it's not a human at all!

After a while, Mao Sanbai let out a long sigh and said, "Okay, okay, I know you're hungry, so I've been prepared." ”

After Mao Sanbai finished speaking, Chen Linlin's eyes lit up, could it be that Sanbai had prepared something to eat?

Then Chen Linlin watched Mao Sanbai take out his mobile phone and click on a video.

"From now on, let's do Tai Chi together."

The voice sounded, and Chen Linlin wanted to die.

"I beg you, why are you going to be a man? Are you hungry like this, and you still play Tai Chi? Are you crazy? ”

However, regardless of Chen Linlin, Mao Sanbai has taken the lead in following the video to play tai chi.

Having said that, when it comes to tai chi, Mao Sanbai watched a video two days ago, talking about the song Wolf Disco, which can actually be used as a soundtrack for tai chi.

Believe it or not, the lyrics of this song are like this.

"Draw a dragon with me on the left and a rainbow on the right. Draw a rainbow with me on the left, and a dragon on your right. Gesture to Aaron Kwok on your chest and shake your head left and right. ”

Isn't this the secret of Tai Chi!