Chapter 67: Secret Conspiracy
This night, Li Jing completely lost sleep. I can't cry if I want to, I can't scream if I want to, so I can only curl up and hide on the bed and cry secretly. The tears of sadness and grievance, the tears of depression and annoyance, wet the tears of the entire pillow in a moment. This damn little second brother, no, I'll have to call him Brother Gillian in the future. Why is this damn Gillian so unenlightened and unconscious? How much courage and effort did it take for people to be ashamed of Dada to say such obvious and straightforward words, but how could he be indifferent and unheard? Is it deliberately pretending to be crazy and stupid, pretending to be stupid? Or do you really not feel it and can't understand it? Could it be that he is a villain who does not say one thing and does another? is ashamed to say that he wants to treat Sister A-Ying as his own sister, but in fact, he secretly loves her and likes her, and he will pursue her patiently when she grows up? But he doesn't look like Ah Ying's sister very much, very pure and kind, without a trace of distractions. She lay on the bed and turned to the side, full of sorrows, thinking left and right, soft intestines, sighing left and right, sighing when thinking about it, thinking about it for a while, and hating it for a while. It wasn't until the east was white and the sky was slightly bright that I closed my eyes in a daze.
"Big lazy worm, don't get up yet!" Li Jing had just fallen asleep, and Guo Yanping knocked on the door violently outside, and urged her with a sharp voice, "When is it?" Don't take classes? ”
"Oh, dying, dying!" Li Jing woke up and shouted, shook her drowsy head like a pot of porridge, and got up and dressed slowly. I didn't wash my face, I didn't eat, I didn't say hello, I hurried to take the bus with a pair of cat eyes, leaving Guo Yanping standing with noodles in my hand.
When the bus arrived, Li Jing was dizzy and squeezed into the car.
Seeing this, Xiao Na in the car immediately got up and bowed, and respectfully pointed to the seat next to her and said to Li Jing: "Hello Auntie, please come here, I will give you a seat." ”
"If you want to die, who is Auntie?" Li Jing glared at Xiao Na fiercely, as if to see who was in the way, who was disturbing, and everyone owed her eight lifetimes of debt.
Xiao Na grinned, and said with a serious face: "I'll go, I didn't call your grandmother to promote you, and I took extra care of you for Brother Tie's sake." Don't you look in the mirror yourself to see what you are and what you look like now? The lively zombie face, broom eyebrows, panda eyes, and chicken nest head are simply unbearable, completely miserable, and almost lose the beautiful and moving image that girls all over the world have worked so hard to build. ”
"Let's be happy, let's be happy, I don't care anyway." Li Jing leaned back on the chair and slowly closed her eyes.
"Yo, doesn't it matter?" Xiao Na puffed out her eyes, looked at Li Jing with an exaggerated expression and said, "Could it be that you are disheartened and lazy to see through the red dust?" Could it be that you want to become a monk in despair? Then I'll have to prepare a few sets of monk's robes for you. Is it better to be big red or big green? I think the floral jacket in northern Shaanxi is the most suitable for you. ”
Li Jing snorted heavily in her nose, turned her face aside in annoyance, squinted her eyes and fell asleep quietly.
Xiao Na was happy in her heart, and immediately shook her head and chanted "poetry": "For the king, people are haggard, the clothes and belts are gradually widened, and there is no regret in the end, love, love, annoying and hateful love, the moths of the straight teaching people throw fire without hesitation, and even make sheep jump into the sea regardless of life and death." Hmph, something, something......"
Li Jing couldn't help but have red eyes when she listened, and sorrow came from it, and she whimpered and cried: "I...... I...... I ......"
"You, you...... What are you doing? Shauna was taken aback, hurried over and asked strangely, "Tears, really fake?" Is it a tear of sadness or a tear of happiness? Is it sweet tears or painful tears? It can't be that someone ate tofu and was bullied. Tell me who the hell it is, so I can go back and clean him up. ”
Li Jing's mouth flattened, tears flowed down, and she cried as if she had met her mother: "Gillian...... Gillian ...... Woowoo woo ......"
"Gillian? Which Gillian? Who is Gillian? Shauna scratched her head, looking like the second monk was confused.
"That's it...... It's your nasty little second brother......"
"Oh, it's that stinky boy. I guess it's him, and there's no one else but him. How did he become Gillian again? But it doesn't matter, he doesn't care what kind of coquettish he is. Let's talk about how he bullied you first, so I can go to him to settle the account, and settle the new account and the old account together. Shauna pulled up her sleeves that didn't exist and put on a desperate fight.
Li Jing sighed, lowered her voice and whimpered to tell what had happened, and at the end she added, "Look at me...... You see, I've done it all, but he's still ...... Still don't take me seriously......"
When Xiao Na heard this, her heart suddenly became angry, and she stood up and said viciously: "Okay, you stinky boy, dare to bully my mother, I think you really don't want to live......"
Before the words fell, there was a sudden "poof" sound behind him, followed by a series of screams of "ah", and finally the bus "squeaked" and braked urgently. The full bus was caught off guard, and they were suddenly thrown around, crying and calling for their mothers......
Xiao Na was unsteady on her footing, and fell on Li Jing, frightening her into screaming.
Li Jing couldn't be sad, hugged Xiao Na, raised her head and kept looking around, puffed up a pair of cat eyes and said in surprise: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”
"Who? Who's shouting? The driver who stopped the car turned around angrily and asked, "What's wrong?" Is there a pickpocket or a groping? Do you want to call the police? Do you just drive the car to the police station? ”
After complaining for a while, the bus turned its attention to the dignified young man behind Shauna. At this time, he was embarrassed and uneasy, holding milk and bread, bowing to a young girl dressed up next to him, and apologized again and again.
The young girl frowned and looked at the yellow and green spitting on her body with anxiety and annoyance.
It turned out that the cause of the incident was very simple, that is, because when the handsome and lovely Xiao Na crossed her hands and waists and called herself "old lady", the young man behind her couldn't help but laugh when she heard it, and opened her mouth to spray the chewed milk bread at the young girl in front of her, which scared the young girl so much that she screamed screaming.
The young man knew that he had caused a big disaster, and his face turned red with shame for a while, and he was ashamed of himself, and he lowered his head and said in fear: "I ...... I'll take you to dry clean...... Good...... How are ......."
After knowing what happened, the passengers turned their blaming eyes to the culprit Shauna, who was cramped and uneasy.
Shauna rolled her eyes, and hurriedly made an excuse and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we are students at the Academy of Drama, and we are hurrying to rehearse a large-scale opera program...... I was just reciting lines......"
"Oh, it turned out to be two diligent and motivated students, not bad!" The passengers nodded their heads again and again, and then persuaded the young girl together, "No way, everyone is unintentional, you better go wash it with the young man......"
The young girl nodded with a red face, and with the support of the young man, she walked step by step towards a dry cleaner, and the bus drove forward with a "beep".
Shauna glanced at Li Jing proudly, and remembered that she hadn't finished what had just happened. So he regained his fierce face, gritted his teeth and continued: "This damn Gillian is not a good person. Three days and four evenings, like the new and hate the old, negative and lucky, chaotic and abandoned, with Jing'er, you are still hooking up outside, attracting bees and butterflies, staining flowers and grass to seduce other women, it is simply an authentic modern Chen Shimei. It's tolerable, it's unbearable, it's completely unbearable! ”
"But he ...... But he didn't like me, how can he be said to be unfortunate and give up? Li Jing, who was sad, was still sober, and hurriedly reminded Xiao Na on the side, "Besides, he didn't fall in love with Ah Ying's sister, so he can't be regarded as happy with the new and tired of the old."
"You ......" Xiao Na rolled her eyes angrily, pointed at Li Jingqiang and said, "How can you help him speak?" Eat inside and out, isn't it? I'm going to have to put a hat on him and make a crime, right? If you don't have a name, how can you go to him to settle accounts? But then again, it's a bit tricky, a little bit tricky. Sister Aying, delicate and cute, I can't embarrass her and lose face, I have to teach that kid a good lesson, and then capture it, and worship honestly under your pomegranate skirt from now on. Uh-huh, let me think about it, let me think about it. It's best to come up with a way to get the best of both worlds. ”
Li Jing said nervously: "Sister Aying is innocent, you can't hurt her." ”
Shauna nodded, and muttered to herself, bowing her head, "What can I do?" Do you want to take him out and beat him up? That's impossible, a dozen or twenty gangsters are not his opponents, what is he worth? It is estimated that he was scared to the ground before he got to him; Scold him? That's not good, it's not painful, it's forgotten later, it doesn't play a role in punishment and education, it's better to let him suffer a little flesh and skin, and it's the kind of ...... that hurts the skin."
"I think it's better to forget it, it's a big deal to send him more work to do in the future, and he will be tired of being busy." Li Jing couldn't help but say disheartenedly when she saw Xiao Na meditating hard and scratching her ears and cheeks.
"No way!" Shauna waved her hand vigorously, shook her head and categorically refused, "I don't feel good if I don't let him suffer a little." ”
"What can be done?" Li Jing replied with a sigh.
"As long as you think with your heart and think patiently, you can always think of it." As Shauna spoke, a smile of strange surprise suddenly appeared on her face.
"Have you thought of anything?" Li Jing was overjoyed, and hurriedly raised her head and asked.
"Of course," Xiao Naxi leaned over diligently, clinging to Li Jing's ear and muttering, and finally asked with a smile and dancing, "How is it?" It's okay, right? ”
"This ...... This isn't good, isn't it...... It's a bit too much. Li Jing couldn't help frowning and said worriedly.
"Is it excessive? No, not at all! I think it's good, it's very good, it's too good to be better! Shauna's eyes narrowed, and her mouth was happy.
"What's so good? What's so good? Blame...... Strange embarrassing ......" Li Jing blushed, lowered her head and said embarrassedly.
"What's not good? What's bad? Xiao Na looked at Li Jing with a wicked smile and said, "Don't you want to think about it, lying in a man's strong and broad chest, smelling his intoxicated masculine breath, blowing the fresh and cool mountain breeze, and letting him run down the mountain in a hurry with you in his arms, isn't this a great thing?" Isn't this a good experience to the death? You can not only test his true feelings for you, but also punish him appropriately and teach him a lesson, maybe...... Maybe ......"
"Maybe what? What are your quirky ideas? Li Jing glanced at Xiao Na, raised her head and asked her curiously.
Xiao Wa lowered her voice and said mysteriously: "Maybe then he will be so uncontrollable that he will give you to you when there are no people in the barren mountains and mountains...... I'll give you ......."
"Die, you, say ridiculous things." Li Jing's face was so red with shame that her heart was beating faster, she raised her fist and kept beating her, and said in a daze, "Could it be ...... Would you be in a place like that...... Do...... Do you do something like that......"
"Hehehehe, I really want to, but I can't find someone like that!" Shauna grinned, waved her hand to wipe her neck, and said viciously, "Brother Gillian, Brother Gillian, you are going to die now!" ”
"Yes...... Is it that serious? Don't ...... Don't kill anyone! Li Jing's heart was excited, and she couldn't help but say nervously.
Shauna glanced at her, and added excitedly: "When the troops carry out their missions, they all have an operation code, such as the foreigners' 'Desert Storm', 'Golden Canyon', 'Market Garden' and so on. I think we're going to have to have a code name for this operation. It's best to be the kind that is murderous and makes people frightened. ”
Li Jing was silent, still hesitating in her heart, and was in a dilemma. Because the plan is a bit embarrassing, a little embarrassing. After all, I haven't been in contact with the opposite sex, and I haven't talked about a boyfriend yet!
"Forget it, it's better to discuss it with you than to discuss it with my knee." Shauna pursed her lips and put on a look of hatred for iron. After a while, she nodded again and said smugly, "By the way, I think it's called 'Operation Lightning'." Lightning and lightning, the sword of the devil, the love of Gillian, the original form is immediate! ”