Chapter 35: You're Just an Idiot
Back in the car, Zhao Gongzi directly scolded, "Why are you so stupid?" ”
"How do I know it's a trap?" Zhou Ruocheng replied.
"Do you even need to think about it? It's time to see the problem at auction! Zhao Gongzi said, "It's okay for you to play casually and raise the price, who let you play really?" ”
"But didn't you say that other people's Oiran don't sell their bodies?" Zhou Ruocheng asked, "So I'm here. . . ”
"Oh! You are doing this wronged big head and spending more than 100 taels to give the girl a night of innocence? You must know that this woman is like this every day.,Oiran.。。 It's a hell of a gimmick! Zhao Gongzi said.
Zhao Gongzi lit a cigarette, "Fortunately, there is a fool who bids, otherwise where are you going to go for this one hundred and fifty taels." ”
"Impulsive." Zhou Ruocheng lowered his head.
"I said that you are a lot stupid in front of people, do you know that Yang Gongzi?" Zhao Gongzi asked.
"Well, the son of Lord Yang, the prefect of Jianghang." Zhou Ruocheng replied.
"He's the owner of this shop." Zhao Gongzi spat out a cigarette.
"What?" Zhou Ruocheng looked at him.
"Didn't he find that there were fewer people shouting when he made a bid? This is a trick, and what I want is the kind of fool who drinks for a long time and bids indiscriminately, and a real fool like you. Zhao Gongzi sighed.
"Those who are officials should not be able to engage in business. . . ." Zhou Ruocheng said.
"When was that statute? Besides, if you are an official, no one will say that your children can't open a store, and the store registration is not under the control of the imperial court, as long as you have a place, who will check your water meter. Zhao Gongzi shook his head. I really don't understand how you became an official, are you just drinking tea and chatting every day to make girls? Is it okay to have a little common sense? ”
Zhou Ruocheng still had this kind of operation on his face and sat in the car.
"It seems that you can only be a fair and honest good official in your life." Zhao Gongzi sneered, sat in the car and started the car, "What should I do next?" Get back? Or go for a bite to eat? ”
"I want to eat something." Zhou Ruocheng said.
"Let's go." Zhao Gongzi drove the car to another street not far from here, found a similar restaurant, and ate.
While eating, Zhou Ruocheng suddenly raised his head, "What kind of store do you think I should open?" ”
"What? You're going to open a store? Zhao Gongzi asked with a chicken wing in his mouth.
"The above indicator says that I will be able to raise an army within half a year." Zhou Ruocheng said.
"What does this army have to do with opening a store?" Zhao Gongzi asked.
"I need money, and I have money to raise the army." Zhou Ruocheng said.
"So how many people are you going to raise?" Zhao Gongzi put down the tableware in his hand and asked.
"There must be more than a thousand people." Zhou Ruocheng said.
"At least a million." Zhao Gongzi said, "This is not counting your weapons and equipment, a million smaller, you can afford to support these people." Zhao Gongzi said.
"Or do you lend me some? And then I'll pay you back slowly? Zhou Ruocheng asked.
"I don't." Zhao Gongzi replied categorically.
"Why?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.
"Raising an army is a consumable, and you've spent a million to gather this group of people now, so what about after that? You have to take care of their food and shelter, but they will leave their lives to you, and then what? Just rely on your salary? Zhao Gongzi spread his hands.
"That's why I'm opening a store." Zhou Ruocheng said. "What kind of store do you say is getting money quickly?"
Zhao Gongzi pursed his lips and tilted his head to the side.
"Huh?" Zhou Ruocheng said he didn't understand.
"I'm referring in the direction of my head." Zhao Gongzi said.
"Toilets?"
"Can you look a little farther away?"
"Restaurant?"
"Guess again!" Zhao Gongzi changed his hand and pointed in the original direction, "Where we came out just now!" ”
Zhou Ruocheng was stunned: "Flower Street? ”
"Hmm." Zhao Gongzi nodded.
Zhou Ruocheng understood: "You said that?!" ”
"That's right." Zhao Gongzi shrugged.
"Who asked you and me to recommend that?!" Zhou Ruocheng said depressedly.
"You ask me why the money comes quickly, that's the fastest money." Zhao Gongzi said disappreciatively.
"This..." Zhou Ruocheng was a little depressed. "Anything else?"
"Like you just said, the hotel." Zhao Gongzi said, "If you are optimistic about the location, you can make money if you are lucky, but you say that within half a year, then there will only be entertainment venues." ”
Zhou Ruocheng stopped talking.
"Eh, I mean, that's not what you're in charge of? You dredge it yourself, and you can open it next month soon, don't put it in Flower Street, put it in other lots, I dare to guarantee that with Jianghang's group of stupid guys with a lot of money, it is not a problem to earn a million in half a year, and there may be more. Zhao Gongzi said.
Zhou Ruocheng thought for a while, "I feel that this is also a method, but what about the money invested in the early stage?" ”
"I'll borrow you." Zhao Gongzi said.
"Didn't you say you wouldn't borrow?" Zhou Ruocheng was depressed.
"I mean I don't borrow you to raise soldiers, and I didn't say that I won't borrow if you open a store, if it really opens, I will go to your store to spend you have to get a 20% discount." Zhao Gongzi said. "Anyway, you just need to dredge up the relationship, see the location, and I'll take care of the money."
"But what if you lose it?" Zhou Ruocheng asked again.
"To be reasonable, you are the ruling government of Jiangzhou, who will check you for the store you opened? It shouldn't be able to lose anywhere, and besides. Did you lie to your father and make a bet with me about his sixteen-year-old string of Bodhi beads? Zhao Gongzi said with a smile.
"You... You know? Zhou Ruocheng was stunned for a moment.
"Your father and my father went to drink last time, and they drank and bragged, saying that they had blackmailed me for a hundred taels of gold, and my father asked me." Zhao Gongzi said, "This one hundred taels of gold for no reason, now I will give it to you, and I will make up for you." Zhao Gongzi took out two ingots of gold from his bag and slapped them on the table.
"What are you doing here?" Zhou Ruocheng was stunned for a moment.
"I know it's not easy for you to stay in Jiangzhou, and I also know that you have formed a bond with others, otherwise what imperial examination would you take as a person who counts white clouds every day? Fell into the Imperial Garden and sold you, that's my pot, count me as owing you. Zhao Gongzi lit another cigarette and said.
"I don't even know how to thank you for saying that." Zhou Ruocheng burst into tears.
"Hmph, I want to see what it looks like if you don't even have pants left," Zhao Gongzi said cheaply, "When the time comes, I will take in all the girls in your family!" ”
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It took about two hours to eat this meal before the two of them walked out of the restaurant.
"You said that Jiangzhou is such a big place, and the development is so good, why is no one care?" Zhao Gongzi asked with a cigarette in his mouth.
"If the governor is not there, no one will set a standard." Zhou Ruocheng said.
"That's why you say that you have easy money here, and if you don't have any system, you can make fool's money." Zhao Gongzi said: "Don't go on the road when the time comes, cut off your own back road." ”
"It's not started yet, why are you thinking so much?" Zhou Ruocheng smiled.
"You go to the car and wait for me, I'll buy a pack of cigarettes." Zhao Gongzi turned around and walked away as he spoke.
Zhou Ruocheng arrived at the parking lot alone, and then saw a woman leaning on the hood of his Humvee.
The woman was throwing up, vomiting all over the hood bumper.
"Eh, are you alright?" Zhou Ruocheng stepped forward.
"Huh?" The girl turned around, with short hair and a pair of fierce eyes, staring at Zhou Ruocheng.
The girl is quite tall, wearing a wide baseball uniform, a short skirt with a pair of Converse sneakers on the lower body, and a miscellaneous backpack on her back.
The girl took out a bottle of water from her bag and poured it down, drank half of it and spit it out, again in the car. "Ahh That dead fat man, throated so many times! Grass! After scolding, he kicked on the bumper.
Zhou Ruocheng looked at the girl and didn't know what to say.
"What? Is this your car? The girl asked.
Zhou Ruocheng nodded.
The girl spread her hands, looked around, and finally couldn't say, "I'm sorry, how do you want me to pay for your car?" ”
The girl dug into her pocket, "Damn, I haven't taken today's kickback yet... He looked up at Zhou Ruocheng again, "Either my car will compensate you first?" I'll drive your car to wash it, and you'll ask me for this car when the time comes? ”
The girl pressed her keychain, and a Hyundai flashed not far away.
Do you think this is realistic? Zhou Ruocheng drove this new car for less than a month.
The girl scratched her hair, "Ahhhhh Huh! You have something to say! How do I want to compensate you? ”
Zhou Ruocheng reacted, and took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, "Anyway, you wipe it first." ”
The girl took the tissue, looked at Zhou Ruocheng, then turned around and began to wipe the car.
"Huh!" Zhou Ruocheng said.
"What!? I've wiped your car for you, what else do you want to do?! The girl glared at Zhou Ruocheng viciously.
always felt as if he had seen this look somewhere, Zhou Ruocheng pointed at the girl, "I asked you to wipe yourself." ”
The girl laughed, laughing self-deprecatingly, and threw the tissue in her hand away, "What do you mean?" Why do you think I'm dirty? ”
"I just saw you vomit like that, it's always right to wipe it clean, right?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.
"Can you handle it?" The girl said angrily.
"This is my car!" Zhou Ruocheng pointed to the wild horse.
"Tsk!" The girl looked around again, "Otherwise, let's find a place, so how about I pay you for the car wash?" ”
Are the girls here so unrestrained?! Zhou Ruocheng had 10,000 Cao Nima galloping in his heart.
"I just finished a ticket this morning, and it's cheaper to come with you again." The girl lifted up her clothes, and there were marks of the wide bands on her body.
Zhou Ruocheng was stunned for a moment, then pointed at the girl and said, "Are you Miss Hua?" ”
The girl was also stunned for a moment, and then showed a disgusted expression, "Oh, it's you, that one hundred and fifty taels." ”
Then Miss Hua showed a playful smile again: "How?" Now you don't have to spend one hundred and fifty taels, and you can come with me for free, it's a good deal, right? ”
Zhou Ruocheng frowned, "Can you stop talking like this?" ”
"Yo~ You go shopping in the flower street and pretend to be high with me?" Miss Hua raised an eyebrow.
"What's your name?!" Zhou Ruocheng stepped forward, stared at Miss Hua's eyes, and asked.
"What? The old lady's name is Hua Xijin! The girl looked at him.
Zhou Ruocheng stared at her for a while, "You don't have to pay for the car, you can go." ”
"What do you mean?" Hua Jijin grabbed Zhou Ruocheng's collar: "You look down on me, don't you?" ”
"I didn't look down on you, didn't you have no money, and besides, you didn't mean to vomit in the car." Zhou Ruocheng replied.
"Nerves!" Hua Xijin let go of Zhou Ruocheng, "You said it yourself, don't regret it when the time comes." ”
Not far away, Zhao Gongzi walked over: "No, Lord Zhou, you have to walk for half a day to buy a pack of cigarettes in this place!" ”
This sentence was obviously seen by Hua Jijin, she opened the car door and looked at Zhou Ruocheng, "You are still an 'adult'?" ”
Zhou Ruocheng looked at her, "What?" Can't you? ”
"You're just an idiot!" Hua Jijin stuck out her tongue at him and drove away.
Zhao Gongzi walked over, "Who is that girl?" ”
"A crazy woman." Zhou Ruocheng said.
"Eh, what's going on with this car?!"
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