Sometimes, Mao Sanbai feels that it is correct to believe in folk home remedies, and there are really some home remedies that are cheap and easy to use.

However, after this illness, Mao Sanbai no longer believes in those so-called flat home remedies, at least the home remedies that Chen Linlin and the others brought, Mao Sanbai doesn't believe in any of them.

Let's not talk about whether home remedies are good or not, there is a prerequisite for the use of home remedies, that is, this home remedies must at least prescribe the right medicine.

If you want Mao Sanbai to get sick, do the three warrior monks have any understanding of Mao Sanbai's condition?

These three goods, all of them rely on their own patting their heads.

First of all, there is the warrior monk, this gorilla made up his mind and said that Mao Sanbai was a pain in his back.

This is a summer when it rains a lot and the humidity is heavy, so the back meridians are blocked, in this case, as long as he uses safflower oil to help Mao 300 push the meridians.

At first, Mao Sanbai believed the words of this warrior monk.

And when the warrior monk sat on Mao Sanbai's waist with a weird smile, holding safflower oil in his left hand and a towel in his right hand, Mao Sanbai instantly regretted it.

Let's not talk about how awkward it is to be pushed by a man.

Anyway, there were no women in the army at that time, and it was understandable for comrades-in-arms to massage each other.

But what Mao Sanbai couldn't understand was who learned the techniques of warrior monk massage.

The hands with the towel pushed hard, but in an instant, Mao Sanbai felt that his whole body was about to fall apart.

After two more pushes, Mao Sanbai's feeling became more obvious.

It is true that safflower oil is oil, but whether this oil has a lubricating effect or not, this has to be said.

The strength of the warrior monk, after a few strokes, Mao Sanbai felt as if his back was burning.

The burning sensation lasted for two minutes, and soon the burning sensation turned into a stinging pain, the feeling that your skin was broken and someone was sprinkling alcohol on your wound.

Ordinary people massage for at least thirty minutes, but the warrior monk massage, it only takes five minutes, Mao Sanbai began to be confused, and in a trance, he seemed to see his dead grandfather.

Ma De, even the marquee of life has come out, can you believe it?

couldn't bear it anymore, Mao Sanbai could only forcibly look back at the warrior monk.

"Will the master spare my life?"

Warrior Monk: "......"

Phew, I don't know good people's hearts!

……

After the warrior monk left the field, Liu Wenjun followed.

Unlike the warrior monks, Liu Wenjun firmly believed that Mao Sanbai just had a cold.

Well, it is normal to think that a cold is abnormal, but what is abnormal is that Liu Wenjun read Jackie Chan's autobiography, and then said that he had found a home remedy for a quick treatment of colds, and was going to test it on Mao Sanbai.

At first, Mao Sanbai believed it, so he looked at Liu Wenjun firmly and said, "Okay, no problem." ”

However, as soon as he turned around, Mao Sanbai realized that Liu Wenjun was not a normal person, so he turned to Liu Wenjun and said, "What is the method?" ”

"Three hours of handstands."

"Farewell."

Hearing the home remedies, Mao Sanbai turned around and wanted to leave, just like him and still doing a handstand, you don't want to cure him, you are preparing to kill him!

It's a pity that Mao Sanbai wanted to leave, but Liu Wenjun didn't let him go. As a Sichuan girl, Wenjun has a passion like fire...... and a gorilla to help.

After struggling for ten minutes, Mao Sanbai was finally pressed against the wall by Liu Wenjun and the warrior monk.

Well, the head-down kind.

Five minutes after being pressed against the wall by Liu Wenjun and the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai began to be in a trance again, and at the same time, he saw his dead grandfather again.

I have to say that when you are with the samurai monk couple, you will feel a lot closer to the Santu River.

After Mao Sanbai stood upside down for a while, the warrior monk suddenly covered his stomach and said: "Wenjun, I have a little stomach pain, I want to go to the toilet, what's that, the fat man will be handed over to you." ”

"What do you mean leave it to me? Give me his 300-pound figure? Can I handle it? Liu Wenjun shouted to the warrior monk in shock.

However, at this time, the warrior monk couldn't take care of Liu Wenjun anymore, and ran towards the toilet while farting again and again.

Leaving Liu Wenjun alone, Liu Wenjun suddenly felt that the pressure in his life was too great.

I saw Liu Wenjun forcibly pushing Mao Sanbai's legs with a 45-degree oblique angle, and he felt like he was going to die on the wall with Mao Sanbai.

Looking at Liu Wenjun's distorted face because he was struggling to stand up to himself, Mao Sanbai's mood was a little complicated.

There is no doubt that the other party's intentions are good, and now he is working so hard, which makes Mao Sanbai very moved.

However, working so hard, it was indeed for her strange remedies and conjectures, which made Mao Sanbai a little crying and laughing.

Thinking of this, Mao Sanbai couldn't help but say, "That Wenjun, it's really not good, you can rest for a while, right?" ”

"No, Jackie Chan said, at least three hours." Liu Wenjun said while holding Mao 300.

Mao Sanbai rolled his eyes, how to say this, working hard to torture himself, should he be grateful?

At this time, Mao Sanbai suddenly found that his stomach was also a little uncomfortable.

It is normal for him to have gastrointestinal discomfort recently, because Chen Linlin believes that he is pharyngitis, and forces him to drink white radish juice every day, eight cups of white radish juice a day, can he have a comfortable stomach?

"Wen Jun, you hurry up and get out of the way."

"I don't flash, I must see if this home remedy is real!" Liu Wenjun said with a stubborn face.

Mao 300: "......"

Hehe, then you bear the consequences!

"Puff puff~~~"

Without giving Liu Wenjun time to escape, Mao Sanbai directly crackled and made a sound like a machine gun.

And Liu Wenjun, at this time, because of the relationship between Mao Sanbai's legs, is a little close to Mao Sanbai's what.

At this moment, Liu Wenjun had a feeling of being on the battlefield and being strafed by machine guns at close range.

Liu Wenjun didn't do much in the first few seconds, but as the smell slowly dispersed, Liu Wenjun also began to be in a trance.

In confusion, Liu Wenjun vaguely saw his dead grandmother.

After another ten seconds, Mao Sanbai's 'strafing' was not over, Liu Wenjun had already rolled his eyes and fell straight back.

Liu Wenjun fell, and the upside-down Mao Sanbai suddenly lost his support.

"Hey, hey, Wenjun, what are you doing? You're holding on, ahhhh ”

Duang

In this way, Mao Sanbai and Liu Wenjun both fell to the ground, and Mao Sanbai also pressed on Liu Wenjun's body.

Let's be honest, this picture is really as embarrassing as it gets.

Well, that's not the worst of it, the worst of all...... At the same time, the warrior monk came out of the toilet.

And Chen Linlin also happened to open the door and go home.

Looking at Mao Sanbai, who pressed his butt against Liu Wenjun, the warrior monk and Chen Linlin were stunned at the same time.

"Tarzan overwhelms ???"