After eating the bananas, the warrior monk saw that there was no trash can in the ward, and just when he wanted to go downstairs, he said to Mao Sanbai: "Three hundred, do you want to go downstairs?" ”

Sanbai looked at his cell phone signal and nodded immediately.

The mobile phone signal is turning, can he still go downstairs and go around?

After a week in the hospital, he is much freer than before, at least there will be no horrible words such as the doctor pulling him and crying at him, 'Don't go, you will die if you walk around'.

Going downstairs, the first thing the warrior monk did was to look for the trash can.

Soon the warrior monk found the trash can, and then he said to Mao Sanbai: "Three hundred, wait for me, I'll go and throw out the garbage." ”

"Oh, there you go." Mao Sanbai didn't care about it and said casually.

Nodding, the warrior monk went to throw out the garbage.

However, after five minutes, the warrior monk did not come back, which made Mao Sanbai very puzzled, what's wrong? Will trash cans eat people? The warrior monk is gone?

Thinking of this, Mao Sanbai looked in the direction where the warrior monk left, and saw the warrior monk staring at a trash can not far away.

Mao Sanbai was stunned, and then walked over slowly.

"What are you doing? What's the matter, this trash can is called Liu Wenjun? ”

Warrior Monk: "......."

"Can you stop talking nonsense? If Wen Jun hears this, he will be able to make me kneel down and break the keyboard. The warrior monk said angrily.

Shrugged his shoulders casually, Mao Sanbaile said hehehe: "Hey, I finally found someone who can cure you." ”

"That's not it, Wen Jun now has eight pots of milk tea every day, I estimate that if this continues like this for another half a year, her thighs will probably be able to catch up with me. Then again, didn't you tell me to buy a pan last time? ”

Mao Sanbai nodded, and said with doubts: "Well, that's right, what's wrong?" Is it not normal to buy a pot? ”

The warrior monk sneered and said leisurely: "It's normal to buy a pot, but Wenjun is not normal." That day, we went to the place where we bought the pot, and the girl actually carried a frying pan and waved a set of dog beating sticks there. At that time, the salesman was directly stunned. After the fight, she also said, well, this pot feels good. ”

After the warrior monk finished speaking, his eyes were filled with deep fear.

To be honest, Mao Sanbai imagined that picture for a while, and suddenly felt that he was also a little scared.

At this moment, the two big men actually shivered involuntarily in this hot summer, and now they really want to get into the quilt and wrap their little quilts tightly.

Shaking his head and throwing these messy thoughts out of his head, Mao Sanbai looked at the warrior monk and said, "Anyway, warrior monk, what are you doing here?" ”

"Oh, yes, I'm looking at the trash can." As he spoke, the warrior monk pointed to the trash can in front of him.

Mao Sanbai looked at the trash can, frowned, what is there to look at this broken trash can.

As if he saw that Mao Sanbai didn't understand, the warrior monk pulled Mao Sanbai to the side of the trash can, and then pointed to the line of words on it and said, "Look." ”

Mao Sanbai took a look, and found that the trash can was written on it - satellite positioning, and a fine of 500 yuan for theft was imposed.

Seeing this, Mao Sanbai was stunned on the spot, this ..... is indeed a bit weird.

Looking at Mao Sanbai's puzzled look, the warrior monk continued: "Look, are you also curious. I'm just here to find out, where is the GPS in this trash can? ”

Just as Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk were carefully studying the trash can, a white coat walked over.

Seeing Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk carefully looking at the trash can, the white coat sighed, shook his head and said, "Okay, okay, don't study it, the new uncle from the security booth on the side is called Liu Weixing." ”

Mao 300: "......."

Warrior Monk: "........"

Really ~ satellite positioning!

……

You may be very curious, the cause was not found after a week of hospitalization, so in the end, was the cause of Mao 300 found?

Well, until the end, the cause of Mao Sanbai was not found. However, Mao Sanbai himself knew the cause.

Speaking of which, everyone must ask, how can Mao Sanbai know, but the doctor doesn't?

Here is the second week of Mao Sanbai's hospitalization.

After the warrior monk accompanied Mao Sanbai downstairs, he saw the director of the pulmonary department of Longhua Hospital coming to him as soon as he came up.

Seeing the director coming to him, Mao Sanbai subconsciously flickered, he was not worried about the aggravation of his condition now, he was especially worried about the doctor shaking him.

Before he was admitted to Longhua Hospital, Mao Sanbai had never found out that this hospital was so unreliable.

However, the chief doctor is still relatively old, so Mao Sanbai said politely: "Hello director, do you have something to do with me?" ”

"Yes, I'm going to do a pulatoscopy for you tomorrow (I forgot what it's called, it's something that goes from the nose to the lungs anyway, and then you can see what's going on in the lungs through a monitor), you get ready."

After finishing speaking, the chief doctor left without looking back.

After the chief doctor left, Mao Sanbai looked confused, and then looked at the warrior monk suspiciously: "That...... What do I need to prepare? ”

The warrior monk shook his head honestly: "I don't know." ”

Just when Mao Sanbai was puzzled, the local tyrant uncle next door to Mao Sanbai looked at Mao Sanbai with a serious face and said, "Young man, the director is asking you to prepare psychologically." ”

looked at Uncle Mao Sanbai a little surprised, the first thing that surprised him was what the hell this psychological preparation was.

Secondly, he has come to the pulmonary department, why did Uncle Tuhao come with him?

So in fact he was beaten by his wife and his lungs were burst?

Well, no longer paying attention to these little things, Mao Sanbai looked at Uncle Tuhao curiously and said, "Brother, what do you mean?" Why be mentally prepared? ”

Before Uncle Tuhao could speak, an old man at the end of the room shouted: "Because that lunoscopy is super uncomfortable, hey, I'll do it once, and it makes me uncomfortable." If possible, I don't want to do it a second time in my life. ”

After the old man finished speaking, everyone in the ward nodded.

Looking at the people who nodded, Mao Sanbai's inexplicable chrysanthemum tightened. Don't ask why it's chrysanthemums, boys must protect themselves when they go out, so remember to close the chrysanthemums first whenever there is a big event.

This night, Mao Sanbai spent it in apprehension.

Early the next morning, Chen Linlin came to the hospital, but as soon as she came, she saw Mao Sanbai sitting on the bed with a pair of dark circles under her eyes.

Seeing Mao Sanbai's appearance, Chen Linlin's face changed, and she immediately said, "Husband, you, what's your situation?" Haven't slept all night? ”

Raising his eyes and glancing at Chen Linlin, Mao Sanbai said with a weak face: "That, I want to do a puloscopy today......"

"Well, so what?"

"Last night, the big brothers and sisters in this room spent a night telling me what a terrible thing it is to do a lung scopy!"

After Mao Sanbai finished speaking, Chen Linlin looked around the ward, and found that the uncles and aunts in the ward all showed weird smiles.

Chen Linlin: "......."

, is this a supernatural hospital? Is it so scary! Are you all devils?