Volume 2 The Court Chapter 9 The Eight Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties
Boredom walking on the road, the curiosity rose Bei Jue Se forgot that he had just made up his mind to stand up with someone, and he couldn't help but ask the shallot: "Who were those three freaks just now?" β
"They are the three brothers of the Ruan family, the eldest brother is called the first brother, the second brother is called the second brother, and the third brother is called the third brother." Regardless of his previous suspicions, Shallot explained in detail in a good mood, "Serving the emperor's wife is their main job, and being my toilet collector is their side job." β
Bei Juese asked with some disbelief: "Isn't it?" Are they your toilet collectors? β
Although he had only been in the palace for two days, after the previous explanation of the onion, he still knew that the Agricultural Institute was the lowest status among the various departments in the entire palace. Moreover, looking at Grandpa Bai's nest, the steward of a dignified agricultural courtyard can be bullied by the little eunuchs under Gonggong Xin so that he doesn't dare to speak up, you can know how low the status of the eunuchs in the agricultural courtyard is. A eunuch who can serve the emperor's wife, no matter how low his status is, will not be lower than a little eunuch in the agricultural house, right? What is the ability of the shallot to take them as little brothers?
After laughing a few times, Shallot said, "Do you think I'm the 'second best shallot in the world' for nothing?" It was their luck to be the second-in-a-class, unparalleled and respected little brother in the world! β
Not again...... This guy who claims to be the second in the world and is self-absorbed in a high-profile manner at every turn, his narcissism is almost as good as that stinky second brother who likes to spin around in the pile of women!
Walking on the secluded road, shuttling under different corridors for a while, there were many courtyards in front of them, which looked very similar to the place where the emperor's wives were placed just now, the same two sides were courtyards, and a passage in the middle was not wide or narrow, and the only difference was that there were not a few eunuchs waiting for the arrival of the onion.
Shallot stopped the car in the middle of the road, raised his eyes to look around, raised his voice and shouted: "Tang and Song Dynasty eight families, where are you dying?" β
Bei Juese, who was behind him, heard him shouting like this, and quickly reacted and asked, "Tang and Song Eight Families?" Isn't it Han Yu, Liu Zongyuan, Ouyang Xiu, Wang Anshi, Su Xun, Su Shi, Su Zhe and Zeng Gong? Under the strict discipline of the West, in addition to being proficient in embroidery and combing and depiction, he is familiar with the "Legend of the Martyr", "Internal Training", "Filial Piety", "Women's Rules" and other women's must-read publications, and has also studied Tang and Song poems.
Shallot looked at Bei Juese with sympathetic eyes again, and said, "Your name is Xiaobei, isn't it called Xiaobai?" How long ago was the Tang and Song dynasties? Is it possible that a dead person who has been dead for at least a few hundred years could be here? Are you an undead monster or a corpse? β
Bei Juese, who was robbed of white by the shallot, touched his head embarrassedly, and then asked studiously: "Then, who are you talking about in the Tang and Song Dynasty?" β
"They are ......"
"Brother Shallot! I'm coming! A cheerful cry came and interrupted the shallot's words.
Bei Juese raised his eyes and saw a young eunuch with a bright handkerchief embroidered with a large flower in his hand, and he was holding a toilet in his other hand, and was running slowly towards this side with small steps. The embroidered handkerchief and daughter's posture made Bei Juese involuntarily think of Master's frequent defeat in the West, which is very intimate!
However, this intimacy was instantly shattered. Even if he was raised by the West who likes to wear women's clothes, often makes infinitely delicate daughters, and has a style that is different from ordinary people, when Bei Juese saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't help but shudder a little.
Behind the eunuch with the small handkerchief, there was ...... It was followed by four eunuchs who were equally young, wielding bright embroidered handkerchiefs and carrying toilets, they wriggled their bodies and ran in slow motion, and they also made a uniform and amorous gesture and shouted while flattering: "Brother Onion! β
Although, when I saw the first eunuch, I thought of the master, and I still felt a sense of intimacy, but when several characters who were more "delicate" than the Western often defeated poured out together, the visual effect was not an ordinary fright! If it were an ordinary person, he might have fainted from this scene a long time ago.
Looking at a few ladyboys who walked slowly from left to right, those few bewitching handkerchiefs dancing around were too stimulating to stimulate the nerves, the flattering eyes thrown around, and the delicate "onion brother", Bei Juese only felt that the picture was too beautiful to bear to look at directly. What a world! How can there be a strongman who can thunder people so ecstatically? The best in the world! Seeing these palace masters, who have been complaining in their hearts for many years about the vulgar and scary northern beauty that the West often loses, only then did I know that his master was so beautiful and immaculate, out of the world, and definitely a clear stream in the mudslide!
Bei Juese couldn't help but rub his eyes that were so hot, and then he was surprised to find that the onion who hated neither men nor women the most was unexpectedly calm in the face of these best demons. Looking at the unmoving back of the shallot, Bei Juese couldn't help but deeply admire his non-human endurance that Taishan collapsed in front of him and remained unchanged, and he had to add a little extra admiration.
Several eunuchs noticed Bei Jue standing behind the shallot, and put down their work together. The eunuch at the head clapped his hands excitedly as if he had discovered a new continent, and said loudly: "Brother Onion, you have finally begun to be interested in men and want to raise a little white face?" β
The other eunuch wept with excitement, imprinted the corners of his eyes with a small handkerchief, and said in a comforting tone: "It is wonderful! Brother Onion, you have finally become an out-and-out and true eunuch! β
"Brother Shallot's vision is so good! At first glance, this little white face is the best flat-chested beauty Xiao Baishou! The eunuch at the back said enviously.
What the? Flat-chested beauty Xiaobai suffers?! Seeing the gazes of those superb eunuchs sweeping over their bodies unscrupulously, no matter how stupid and naΓ―ve Bei Juese was, he knew that they were talking about themselves. Outrageous! He is a dignified man, when did he become bullied by men and have no manliness?
"Brother Shallot!" The eunuch on the far left bit his handkerchief and showed a sour and resentful look without any disguise, "I'm always waiting for your glance back!" Even if it is ten years, a hundred years, a thousand years, ten thousand years, I am willing to wait for you! β
Exaggeration, right? A hundred years of old age, a thousand years of smoke and ashes, ten thousand years have become fossils, how can you wait in place? Hypocrisy!
The one on the far right immediately added: "When I look back, I only have you in my heart!" Brother Onion, my love, my heart, and my body will always be reserved for you! β
The true confession of the two eunuchs finally knocked down the northern beauty gorgeously and completely. He really couldn't react other than being stunned and the corners of his mouth cramped.
"What the fuck you!" The shallots, which had already fallen off more than a dozen layers of chicken skin by those superlatives, finally lost their last composure, and their character exploded unbearably! He frantically picked up a guy from his side and smashed it straight at a few eunuchs, "Tang loses!" Song Ci! Mynah! Big mouth! Home is not prosperous! What are you fools smoking today! β