Chapter 19: Fooled!
"Warrior monk, can you not look at me like this, I'm also for your good, I'm purely kind, you don't have to put on a stinky face to show me now, right?"
When eating breakfast in the morning, Chen Linlin looked at the contemptuous eyes of the warrior monk, and her face was full of embarrassment.
She does have some responsibility for this, but she is also kind.
In addition, isn't this beriberi ointment also a cure for molting? Sunburn is also molting, so why can't you use it?
Hearing Chen Linlin say this, the warrior monk silently raised his head, and then took off the bandage on his face.
Then Chen Linlin stopped talking and lowered her head to eat.
"Forget it, despise it, despise it, anyway, you won't die if you are despised twice." Chen Linlin said secretly in her heart.
Seeing Chen Linlin's reaction, Mao Sanbai let out a long sigh, alas, sometimes, things are just so fucked up.
After breakfast, Mao Sanbai planned to go to work with the warrior monk.
However, before going out, Mao Sanbai looked at the warrior monk carefully and said, "Warrior monk, why don't you take another day off today?" The way you look now might freak out those old men and old ladies! ”
"Isn't it a stupid thing your wife did to be frightened!" As he spoke, the warrior monk untied the bandages on his face again, revealing a blue and purple face, which looked like Picasso's painting in a colorful way.
Looking at the face of the warrior monk, Mao Sanbai felt that this pot was decided by the couple and their husbands.
Soon Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk came to the unit.
As soon as the two entered the office, the originally noisy office instantly fell silent.
In the office, Manager Song and Manager Fu looked at the face of the warrior monk, and their whole bodies trembled with fright, like an old man with Parkinson's disease.
"Warrior monk, you, what's your situation?"
"I got a little sunburn yesterday!" The warrior monk explained without love.
Sister Ah gasped and said slowly.
"You have a sunburn, just your face, you told me that you went to the fire to save people, I believe it!"
After Sister Ah finished speaking, the warrior monk glanced at Mao Sanbai deeply.
Mao Sanbai's face was full of embarrassment, this pot belonged to his wife, and now, his wife is not there, so he can only carry it.
After thinking about it, Mao Sanbai said to Manager Song and Manager Fu.
"The sunscreen I gave him last night seems to have expired, so the wound is a little inflamed, but it's okay, I'm sure it should be healed soon, well, it should!"
Looking at everyone's suspicious eyes, Mao Sanbai's face was full of embarrassment.
It doesn't matter if others believe it or not, the important thing is that the warrior monk believes it.
Eventually, the monk went to work, but you can't always wear bandages when you go to work, otherwise people will think that this is not a fitness center, but a pyramid cosplay exhibition.
In the end, I don't know where Manager Song got a face kini and put it on the face of the warrior monk, well, although it looks a bit like a masked robber, it is better than a mummy.
On this day, because of the guilt-ridden relationship, Mao Sanbai basically followed the warrior monk, and as long as the warrior monk had any needs, he would help.
After sitting beside the warrior monk for a while, the warrior monk suddenly looked at Mao Sanbaidao.
"Anyway, three hundred, we went around in a big circle yesterday, what are we trying to do?"
After the warrior monk finished speaking, Mao Sanbai was stunned for a moment, why did he not understand this question a little?
"What's the picture? Aren't we just trying to get a license? ”
Mao Sanbai said to the warrior monk in confusion.
"I mean it was a busy day yesterday, so what's the point of us buying a car online?"
"Isn't the meaning just about convenience? I'll send it the same day! Mao Sanbai continued to say puzzled.
Knowing that Mao Sanbai didn't understand, the warrior monk waved his hand to Mao Sanbai.
"Okay, I'll break this matter up for you, crumple it, and tell you in detail. First of all, the first point is that we buy battery cars online, because buying battery cars online is cheap and convenient, but in fact, the boss is in Shanghai to open a physical store, so the actual price is not the slightest cheap, the only advantage is that he can deliver it to us, don't you say? ”
Mao Sanbai nodded, it was true.
"The second thing is that although it is convenient to buy a car, it is not convenient to get a license plate at all. Although the battery car was delivered to us, but we did not give us the license plate ourselves, in the end we still have to put the car here, and then two people went to his shop, got two new cars on the license plate, and finally sent us back, and then pulled our previous car away, so it is time-consuming and labor-intensive, is it also very annoying? ”
Mao 300 is so total, it seems that the warrior monk has a point, and it is true that this process is a bit annoying.
Then soon Mao Sanbai found out the problem again, this annoyance is not because of the annoyance of buying a car, but because of the annoyance of the license plate.
If it's a hassle to get a license, it doesn't seem to have any direct connection with the boss.
As if seeing Mao Sanbai's question, the warrior monk continued.
"Then I'll analyze this matter with you again, you see that yesterday I ran to the boss's licensing point to get the license. Do you say that this place with a license is given to us because the boss got through the relationship, or is it because it is very easy to get a license in that place? ”
Speaking of this question, Mao Sanbai fell into silence again, if you want to think like this, then it should not be easy to get a license, and there is a high probability that the boss should have opened up some joints.
"I guess it's the boss's relationship, right?" Mao Sanbai said uncertainly.
The warrior monk nodded, and then looked at Mao Sanbaidao.
"Then the problem comes, let's find a battery car shop directly in Jiuting, and let the boss here get a license plate for us after buying, or we go to the license plate point where the boss gets through the relationship, isn't it simpler!"
After the warrior monk finished speaking, Mao Sanbai suddenly felt that this gorilla actually used his brain, and his IQ didn't seem to be low, and he could see through the truth of the matter at a glance.
Things are really the same as the warrior monk said, there are some things you can't wear, you wear a little bit, you will feel that some things are really fucked.
Well, two more digressions here.
Recently, that kind of electric scooter is very popular.
However, it is also clear to everyone that these scooters cannot be licensed, including the kind of balance wheels that are stepped directly on the feet, and it is also not licensed.
Although these cars cannot be licensed, they are electric, so theoretically they also belong to the category of battery cars.
So the question is, if you drive this kind of battery car on the road, do you guess the police will give you a ticket? There is no doubt that you will be ticketed.
Then the question arises again, since this kind of battery car is not on the road, and can not be licensed, then why not ban it?
Shouldn't the problem be solved at the source, but stop production?
It's like if you don't let everyone drive a motorcycle, you just don't let the manufacturer produce it, so why bother.
Well, Mao Sanbai didn't understand it before, but recently Mao Sanbai heard an explanation.
Why ban motorcycles but not close motorcycle factories, the main reason is that these motorcycle factories are most likely to do overseas exports, after all, Chinese motorcycles are very popular in foreign countries.
Another point is that although motorcycles are banned in cities, there are still many places where they can be driven, such as rural areas.
In addition, the balance wheel is a thing, which is essentially a toy, no one will let you drive this thing on the road, the manual says, it can only be opened on the sidewalk, if you drive this thing on the sidewalk, the traffic police uncle will not give you a ticket, so please remember.