Chapter 1: The Princess Is ...... Xiu'er?
Changan.
The streets are bustling with traffic.
The people were rubbing shoulders one after another, or bargaining with others, or burying their heads in the crowd, and it was very difficult to shuttle through the crowd.
The huge flow of people and the noise all declare the absolute prosperity of Chang'an as the imperial capital.
Suddenly.
A thunderous rumble was heard in the distance.
A moment later.
The sound came from far and near, and it was accompanied by a very panicked voice.
"Get out of the way!"
"Get out of the way!"
Suddenly.
The dense flow of people began to quickly separate to the sides, and everyone followed the sound in amazement.
Saw.
A motorcycle appeared without warning, just stayed in the eyes of everyone for a few breaths, and then disappeared again at full speed.
Only the long exhaust gas was left for a long time......
Before anyone could react, a large group of cavalry swept by, following the motorcycle that had just disappeared.
The leader's face was full of anger, and even after he flickered by, everyone present could still hear his shrill voice.
"Hurry, hurry! There is a reward for catching the lewd thief who kidnapped the princess! ”
A moment later.
The people around were once again splashed with dirt, and they stood in place a little overwhelmed.
"Exactly...... What's going on? I seem to have heard that the official army was shouting about the thief who kidnapped the princess? Don't...... Someone kidnapped the princess? ”
"yes, I just saw a woman sitting on top of that strange thing!"
"You say...... What the hell was that big guy just now? Can you run faster than a war horse? ”
After a brief silence, the surrounding people immediately began to turn their heads and ears.
The focus of everyone's discussion was on the motorcycle they had never seen before......
……
Su Wen sat on the speeding motorcycle, his face full of bitterness.
He was originally an ordinary rich second generation in the 21st century, and after obtaining a master's degree in history with his enthusiasm, he suddenly felt that life seemed to be uninteresting.
Thereupon.
His quest became to enjoy life...... Eat and die!
Outcome.
I didn't know that after the first few times I drank high, I completely lost consciousness.
When he woke up, he was lying in a bathroom dressed in sackcloth.
Moreover.
In the bath beside him, there was a disheveled woman.
Before he could react, more than a dozen big men rushed in from outside, raising their knives to kill him.
Su Wen, who looked confused, instinctively reacted, of course, to escape by all means.
If you don't run, will you stay for the New Year?
There was no way, his head was hot, and he left here directly with the disheveled woman.
Afterward.
After fusing the memories of this body, he realized that this guy was also called Su Wen like himself.
The difference is.
This is a well-known snitch in Chang'an City, relying on his passable martial arts, he often comes and goes freely in the homes of many rich people, and takes away some valuable things by the way.
But this bad guy is going to steal his own things, and he wants to peek at the princess taking a bath.
Outcome.
Before he could do anything, he just burped in the end!
God knows what he did to lose his conscience and die at such a critical time!
And then.
I tragically appeared on the body of this person who killed a thousand knives!
After doing it for a long time, not only did he not see anything, but he was also charged with a peeking princess and kidnapping the other party.
This is so unjust!
Su Wen was full of grief and indignation, even if he let himself come, he had to let himself come before he went into the bathroom!
Fortunately.
The moment he appeared, he obtained an infinite death system.
Moreover.
At the same time as the system appeared, he gave himself a newbie gift package very intimately.
That is, this motorcycle under the ass now.
But.
Now Su Wen can't think about it so much.
There was only one thought in his mind, and that was to escape from Chang'an at all costs.
Joke.
It's okay to peek at the princess taking a bath, and they also kidnapped the other party, if they are brought back, I'm afraid they can be cut into potato chips by the angry Li Er!
Gradually......
Su Wen, who was a little relieved, gradually found that the princess who was tied behind him seemed to have no movement.
He remembered that when he brought the other party out just now, the other party struggled with all his might, and almost caused himself to overturn several times!
It's not going to die, is it?
"This ...... This girl, ...... you" Su Wen asked tentatively behind him.
Behold.
Before he finished his words, a hurried and excited voice came from behind him: "Less nonsense, hurry up, otherwise you will be caught up!" ”
Hiss......
Hearing this, Su Wen didn't fall out of the car for a while.
?????
Are all the princesses of the Tang Dynasty so showy?
"I said ......"
"Alright! Don't talk, then you listen to my command, I'll let you go wherever you want, let's get rid of those pursuers first! ”
Su Wen was just about to say something, but was interrupted by a voice from behind him.
But.
Su Wen was not stupid enough to listen to what a man who had been kidnapped by himself said.
After a moment's thought, he suddenly increased the throttle and headed straight out of the city......
……
Palace.
Tai Chi Temple.
"What do you say? Princess Linchuan was peeked at taking a bath? Li Er asked as he stared at the guard kneeling in front of him.
When he first heard the news, he suddenly laughed angrily.
The dignified princess was peeked at taking a bath?
If this matter is spread out, where will the face of the royal family be? Where is his Li Er's face?
"Your Majesty is angry, the villain should be damned!" The guard lay on the ground, and kept bowing to Li Er with a trembling voice.
This guy is already scared silly......
"What about the thief?" Li Er's chest continued to rise and fall, and he lowered his voice and asked again.
"Run...... Run! ”
"What about the princess?"
"Also...... Ran away too! ”
Li Er: ?????
Nima!
The god's princess ran away!
Is this called being peeked at taking a bath?
This is obviously elopement, okay?
"No...... No! Princess Linchuan was kidnapped and gone! Under this extreme fear, the guards began to be a little speechless.
"Pull it out and cut it!"
Li Er, who was extremely angry, waved his hand directly and said angrily outside the hall.
Immediately.
Outside the main hall, two black-armored guards with indifferent faces walked in, and they dragged the kneeling guards out without saying anything.
"Your Majesty!"
"Your Majesty spares your life!"
"Your Majesty!!"
It wasn't until the guards were completely splashed out that Li Er snorted coldly and kicked over the table in front of him: "These rice buckets!" It's all rice buckets! ”
"Your Majesty is angry, the dragon body matters!" Gonggong Yao, who had always been silent on the side, immediately came to Li Er's side and said very gently.
"Humph!"
"By the way, you go and help me find out the identity of this Linchuan princess!"
Father-in-law Yao: ??????
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