Chapter Eighty-Four: I Really Can't Take It Anymore

Written at the front, because the name of this book has been changed, so I changed all the Mao Sanbai in front to Wang Aiguo by the way, as for why the name was changed, it has been explained, and it will not be explained here. However, there is no way to explain why the name of the protagonist was changed, there are always readers who can't see it clearly. Although old readers know that the prototype of Wang Aiguo is myself, I originally wanted to switch back directly this time, but considering that many readers came from the extra heavy army, in order to avoid being confused, I decided to change back to Wang Aiguo. The previous chapters have been changed, and interested readers can re-read them.

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It's August in the blink of an eye, and this month Wang Aiguo and the warrior monks are still living a full life, at least the business is still good.

However, although the business is good, the living conditions of the four people are a little bad.

And the source of the bad is Chen Linlin's inexplicable life tricks.

Finally on August 1st, under the unbearable situation of everyone, the three of them launched an offensive against Chen Linlin in the form of a warrior monk taking the lead and Wang Aiguo assisting Liu Wenjun to observe.

"Chen Linlin, do you know your mistake?" Above the public hall, the warrior monk shouted.

Then Wang Aiguo shouted the familiar slogan on the side.

"Wei ~~~ Wu ~~~!"

"Old Star, immortal mana is boundless!"

After Wang Aiguo finished shouting, Liu Wenjun also shouted a voice, but after this voice was shouted, everyone looked at her.

It's normal to shout a mighty on such a serious occasion, but it's not normal for you to shout a star old immortal with boundless mana, right? Are we trying a false bamboo?

Seeing everyone looking at him, Liu Wenjun scratched his head a little embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I think everyone is too nervous, so I want to make a joke!"

"When are you still kidding, the family is in a mess, okay, don't talk that nonsense, Chen Linlin, do you want to play to death to be happy?" The warrior monk couldn't help but yell at Chen Linlin.

Chen Linlin blinked her aggrieved big eyes, and said to everyone with watery eyes: "It's not my fault, I'm really kind, I read life tips on the Internet, these things can indeed reduce expenses!" ”

"Where do you cut back on your expenses? Come, you say it, let's listen! Wang Aiguo couldn't help but say.

Speaking of this, Chen Linlin suddenly came to her senses, crossed her waist, and said with an arrogant face.

"How is there no savings? I just listened to what was said on the Internet that when we put soap in the microwave and heated it, it will become a big lump, so that we don't have to buy soap for a year! ”

After Chen Linlin finished speaking, the warrior monk glanced at her with humble eyes.

"yes, we don't have to buy soap for a year, but any dish heated in the microwave smells of soap. What's the matter? We have to wash our stomachs every day! ”

After the warrior monk finished speaking, Chen Linlin was a little embarrassed, and then continued.

"I can't say that, what, I give you slippers made of hot melt glue, you can save a pair of shoes!"

"Let's pull it down, let's go out to set up a stall in the hot melt rubber slippers you made, and come back with two pairs of socks, what's wrong? The fat man and I are going to practice light skills! The warrior monk said without tears.

Chen Linlin's face was full of embarrassment again, this accident was definitely an accident.

"Even if the slippers are not good, you can use a soup spoon or something......"

At this moment, Liu Wenjun stood up silently, and then walked in front of Chen Linlin tremblingly.

"Sister, because of your hot melt glue spoon, I washed my stomach once in the hospital!"

Chen Linlin's face was full of embarrassment, okay, the hot melt adhesive will melt when it is hot, and it will be poisonous after melting, which is very important.

"And you're doing more stupid things than that. After seeing that strange life trick, I tore off all the shampoo and shower gel logos at home, and then glued them there to do some hooks. As a result, I didn't wash my hair and body wash at all......"

Before the warrior monk finished speaking, Chen Linlin said with an embarrassed face.

"It's okay, that shampoo and shower gel are similar, you don't have to worry about this!"

"But...... He used it for half a month. At this time, Wang Aiguo silently added a sentence behind Chen Linlin.

At this moment, Chen Linlin was embarrassed, even if this shampoo and shower gel were mixed, the operation of using toilet cleaner seemed a bit sassy.

And this is the warrior monk slowly raised his head, with a 45-degree direction obliquely looking at the sky outside the window, of course, he didn't want to see the sky, he wanted to hold back his tears, he also learned yesterday, he used half a month is the toilet cleaner, so this half a month he has a lot of hair down.

After more than an hour of trial, in the end, because of Chen Linlin's good-looking relationship, everyone forgave her, although the warrior monk washed her head with a toilet cleaner for half a month because of her life tricks, and her hair was almost bald, but what else did she have to do to kill Chen Linlin?

After the public trial, everyone decided to take a day off today, go out for a bite to eat, and change their mood.

As a result, just when everyone was packing up their things and happily preparing to go out to eat, as soon as everyone went out, Chen Linlin said that I forgot to bring something, so she turned back to the room.

30 seconds later, the three warrior monks watched Chen Linlin come back with a hot melt gun.

Looking at the hot melt gun and hot melt adhesive in Chen Linlin's hand, Wang Aiguo was shocked.

"Wife, why are you running out with a hot melt gun when you have nothing to do? Robbing a bank doesn't work, you know? ”

Hearing Wang Aiguo say this, Chen Linlin glared at him with disdain, and then explained.

"I'm robbing a fart bank, let me tell you, this hot melt adhesive is very easy to use, if you come back with too much force, in case this key is broken inside, I will melt the hot melt adhesive and insert it directly into it, and then I can pull out the broken key inside"

After Chen Linlin explained, Wang Aiguo was stunned, was he sure he was Wang Aiguo? Isn't he a Hulk? Or Hulk, Superman or something. Otherwise, opening a lock can break the key inside the keyhole, he has opened the door for nearly thirty years, and there has never been such a thing!

On the other hand, even if the key is broken. Are you sure the hot melt adhesive can pull out this broken key? Are you sure you won't leave this key empty?

The three of them all looked at Chen Linlin with idiot eyes, and at this moment they found the culprit who lowered the average IQ of the family.

Being a little embarrassed by the three of them, Chen Linlin continued.

"I'm just in case, and you see if it's really broken, I can still glue it with hot melt adhesive, so that there will be a good key?"

Hearing Chen Linlin's explanation, Wang Aiguo wanted to die, and now he was only thinking that he was blind to marry such a mentally retarded old lady.

"I won't talk about whether the key glued with hot melt adhesive is good or not, I will now talk about the second question, you buy hot melt adhesive money, I can match more than 30 keys in Qibao Commercial Street, do you know that this key with a pair is only two yuan, and the amount is preferred!"

Wang Aiguo wanted to cry and said without tears.

Chen Linlin was stunned for a moment, and finally said with some embarrassment.

"Yes, is that so?"

"What do you say?" The three of them said in unison.

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went out to eat a buffet, and when they came back, everyone washed and slept, and Wang Aiguo, who couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, went to the kitchen and sat on the sofa

Why can you sit on the couch again? They fried pho for half a month, and it did consume a lot of fuel at home.

By the way, fried rice and other things need more oil to make you feel fragrant!