When Liu Bei presented the gift just now, Jiang Feng was so nervous that he couldn't do it, because he didn't have the slightest preparation and countermeasures for it.

Fortunately, Liu Bei's third gift angered Mrs. Wu.

Obviously, as Sun Jian's wife, as the mother of great heroes such as Sun Ce and Sun Quan, Mrs. Wu was also a strange woman who did not let her eyebrows go.

In Mrs. Wu's view, men should stand up to the sky and be masculine; And women, as a man's virtuous helper, can't be too weak.

Therefore, under her education, her daughter Sun Shangxiang will prefer to dance with guns and sticks.

Although the foot trainer is beautiful, he is good at music and dance, and these happen to be what Mrs. Wu hates the most!

The image of the best daughter-in-law in Mrs. Wu's mind, in addition to being a famous family, must also be like her daughter Sun Shangxiang, who can not only enter the kitchen, but also be able to go to the battlefield!

Therefore, it is not surprising that Mrs. Wu is angry.

Mrs. Wu was angry, and Jiang Feng and Sun Shangxiang were also relieved at the same time.

Just now, the two were really afraid that Liu Bei would please Mrs. Wu, so they proposed to marry again.

The two looked at each other and sighed for luck.

It's a pity that they are so close, but so far away, it is a luxury to want to say a word.

The eyebrows of the two flirted, Da Qiao saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart.

She felt that as a sister-in-law, she had to help them.

……

The feast proceeded as usual.

After a few rounds of drinking, Da Qiao pulled his son Sun Shao and muttered in his ear.

After explaining to her son, she pulled up Sun Shangxiang again and said, "Sister, accompany my sister to the toilet." ”

"Oh!"

Sun Shangxiang was bored, so he hurriedly went out with Da Qiao.

The two walked for about half an hour, and Sun Shao suddenly left the table, ran to Jiang Feng's side, and said, "Master, can you take me out to practice archery?" ”

Jiang Feng was depressed in his heart, and said angrily: "This big night, what kind of arrows to practice, while playing!" ”

Sun Shao looked cunning and said, "Master, don't regret it!" ”

Jiang Feng smiled: "What do I regret!" ”

Sun Shao leaned in his ear and said, "My sister-in-law is also outside!" ”

Jiang Feng turned his head to look, only then did he notice that Sun Shangxiang was not there, and his heart moved, and said, "Your aunt asked you to call me?" ”

Sun Shao nodded and said, "Yes, my aunt is waiting outside for Master's appointment!" ”

Jiang Feng was overjoyed, hurriedly left the table, and went out with Sun Shao.

Jiang Feng came here for the first time, and he was not familiar with this place at all, so he could only let Sun Shao lead the way.

When he arrived in front of a bamboo forest, Sun Shao stopped and said, "Master, you wait here, I'll go and see where my aunt is." ”

"Okay, hurry up!"

Jiang Feng was excited.

Don't care what conspiracies Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang make, as long as he and Sun Shangxiang have a strong relationship, no one can destroy this marriage!

……

Soon, Sun Shao trotted all the way back.

Jiang Feng couldn't wait to say, "Where is my aunt?" ”

Sun Shao pointed in the northwest direction and said, "At the toilet, Master, go quickly!" ”

The toilet was the toilet at that time, and because it was often built together with the pigsty, the scientific name was "the toilet".

"Left Turn" records that there was a king named Jin Jinggong in the Jin Kingdom, who may have drunk too much wine when he went to the toilet once, and actually fell into a dung pit and drowned.

The princes and nobles all risked their lives to go to the toilet, not to mention the common people.

So everyone wondered if this could have been avoided.

The toilet in the pre-Qin period was a pigsty, that is, a simple stand was built on the pigsty, while feeling the cool breeze, while thinking about life, there was no protection.

That poor Jin Jinggong fell to his life like this.

In the Qin and Han dynasties, the toilet finally began to take shape and became a "building".

The first floor is still a pigsty, but the second floor also has a place to shelter from the wind and rain, and the structure of the house is the same.

Outside the toilet door, there is a ramp passage for easy access; There is a rectangular toilet pit on the bottom of the toilet, from which feces can fall into the pigsty on the first floor.

At this time, there is no distinction between men and women, and when men come, they are men's toilets, and when women come, they are women's toilets.

Of course, wealthy families also like to have something similar to a toilet in their bedroom; However, this thing should not be carried all the time, and it should only be used at night.

It is rumored that this is something similar to a toilet, which was invented by Liu Bang.

Once Liu Bang had a meeting with his ministers, and when he was halfway through, he suddenly came to an internal emergency; In order to save time, Liu Bang directly took Wenchen's hat and solved it on the spot, full of domineering!

In addition to the toilet culture, the development of wipe culture is also very tortuous.

In the barbaric era, everyone did not have the habit of wiping, and left directly after the incident, which was not clean but very neat!

Later, toilet chips, also known as toilet sticks, were made of smooth wooden or bamboo strips that had been treated.

Of course, this is limited to wealthy families, and the average poor people still use stones and blades of grass.

Toilet chips are practical and environmentally friendly, but occasional bumps are inevitable.

Therefore, dignitaries and nobles prefer smooth pebbles, even jade.

Because he was not used to going to the toilet, when Jiang Feng first crossed over, he was in pain for a while.

But then I was able to endure it.

……

Jiang Feng walked through the bamboo forest, and sure enough, he saw the toilet.

I saw a slender woman standing in the shadow by the wall, with her back to her.

Jiang Feng was about to give Sun Shangxiang a little surprise, so he tiptoed over, and then from behind, Leng Buding hugged the other party tightly, bit the other party's ear, and blew softly: "Wife, I want to kill you!" ”

The woman's body in her arms trembled, and she struggled hard, but she was hugged tightly by Jiang Feng, and she couldn't struggle.

"You...... Let go of me, hug the wrong person! ”

Feeling the thick manly aura behind him, Jiang Feng's arms came from Da Qiao's shy and embarrassed voice.

"Huh?"

Hearing this, Jiang Feng was stunned for a moment, and then he was so frightened that he quickly let go of the other party, and stammered, "Didn't you say...... Is the eldest lady waiting for me here, why is it my sister-in-law...... Madame you? ”

Da Qiao turned around and said with a grudge on his face: "Who said she was down there?" ”

Jiang Feng said: "What Shao'er said! ”

Da Qiao looked suspicious and said, "Shao'er said, Xiangxiang is waiting for you below?" ”

Jiang Feng thought about it again, nodded fiercely, and said, "That's the case!" ”

Da Qiao trembled with anger, looked around, and said, "Where is Shao'er?" ”

Jiang Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "After sending me the letter, I'll run away!" ”

Da Qiao was so angry that he stomped his feet and said, "Go back and clean him up!" ”

Jiang Feng said weakly: "Sister-in-law, where is the eldest lady?" So where is she? ”

Da Qiao pointed to the top and said, "What I said to Shao'er is clear, Xiangxiang is waiting for you above, and I will take care of the wind for you below." Go ahead, we're running out of time, and we can't come out for too long. ”

"Okay, thank you, sister-in-law!"

Jiang Feng hurriedly went up.

……

In the bamboo forest, Sun Shao looked at this, sighed, shook his head and muttered to himself.

"No, Master! I've helped you get here, but I can't take the opportunity to take my mother down! Alas...... I was so disappointed! ”

"It seems that next time, we have to be more ruthless!"