Chapter 7: A Defeat
Is this a big credit? That's not likely, after all, there are so many people outside who watched Wu Zheng use his magic skills to finally make Xiaocui's mother and son safe, and Wu Zheng's gift to Tian's mother is just an opportunity to brag with others, as for whether anyone believes it, it's none of Wu Zheng's business.
Wu Zheng only knows about deceiving people, and the ancestor has already written all the methods in the book, but why are there so many people in this world who are fooled, the reason is that the liar depicts you a result that you expect in your heart.
Wu Zheng just concocted it in the same way, and as a result, Tian's mother told all the affairs of Zhao Yi and the daughter of the Tian shopkeeper's family.
After saying that, Tian's old mother also secretly glanced at Wu Zheng, and saw that Wu Zheng just smiled as if she didn't take it seriously, this old mother's hanging heart can be regarded as letting go, before she was worried that Wu Zheng had changed sex, but when she saw that Wu Zheng was still a stupid nerd, she was probably curious about asking about it!
So Tian Lao Mazi continued: "That Wu family Ah Lang, this is the case, you just listen to the excitement yourself, but don't spread it!" Anyway, even if you talk to someone and say that Lao Sheng said it, Lao Sheng will not admit it. β
Wu Zheng didn't expect anyone to believe this empty vernacular from the mouth of a fool, so he nodded with a smile and said: "Granny Tian, I'm just curious, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense, by the way, you gave birth to such a big fat boy to Brother He's family, why don't you go and report the good news to Brother He?" β
"Wu family Ah Lang, what are you talking about, what do you mean that Lao Sheng gave birth to a big fat boy to He Lao Wu, and it was Lao Sheng who gave birth to a ...... for their lady It's not right, Wu Jialang, you are confused. β
"Alas! Now I'm still entangled in what to do with this, and the Annunciation is serious. β
"Yes, yes, good news, he is so lucky to have such a big fat boy."
When the two of them went out, Wu Zheng was still taking off the silk scarf, and Tian Lao's mother couldn't wait to go to say hello to He Lao Wu, and her twittering voice was loud, not like an old woman at all.
said that she was happy and became a matchmaker, saying that she has picked up countless children over the years, and there are many stupid daughters among them, and when the children of He Laowu's family grow up, the matchmaker will be wrapped up in her.
For He Lao Wu, not only did he not have two lives because of dystocia, but the mother and son were safe and had a big fat boy, which was naturally as happy as eating honey.
It's just that the matchmaker Tian Lao Mazi is saying that it is fun, and He Lao Wu didn't take it to heart, after all, this Shenmu Village is a nest of thieves, who would be blind and willing to marry his daughter here.
The loud-voiced old mother Tian suddenly became the focus of the entire courtyard, Wu Zheng smiled slightly, it seems that this old mother knows the way of hype! If you put it in her own world, even if a person like her is not an ace agent, she must be an Internet celebrity with more than 10 million fans.
At this moment, Seinfeld saw Wu Zheng outside the crowd and shouted, "Xianggong! β
Her voice was not loud, but this voice instantly overwhelmed the hustle and bustle of Tian Lao's mother, and made everyone's eyes focus on Wu Zheng at once.
Everyone never thought that this stupid nerd still had this ability, even the famous Tian Lao Ma thought that it was a matter of one corpse and two lives, he could actually make the mother and son safe, and he also brought back a big fat boy to He Lao Wu.
But everyone's eyes were not shocked but puzzled, Duan Chun's doubts had nothing to do with what divine skills were not divine skills, and no one thought about whether he was wise and stupid.
Because if he wasn't a fool who was so showy, how could he let this old mother come out to steal the limelight?
Just when everyone was puzzled, He Lao Wu was the first to come over with the child in his arms, bowed deeply to him in front of Wu Zheng and said, "Thank you, uncle, for using her magic skills to save my mother and son of the He family." β
Wu Zheng smiled: "Yes, Brother He, don't be polite." By the way, does this give birth to a baby with red eggs to eat? β
He Lao Wu was stunned, he thought that Wu Zheng would let him do something, after all, he owed him a great favor today, at this time, even if he made outrageous demands on himself, didn't he come with the intention of repaying the favor by holding the child?
But in the end, this kid only said that he wanted to eat red eggs, I really don't know if this uncle is stupid! Still naΓ―ve.
Seeing that He Lao Wu was distracted, Wu Zheng smiled and said: "Why is it that Big Brother He can't even give up a few red eggs when he has such a big fat son!" β
He Laowu also reacted immediately, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, my fifth wife and child's life is given by my uncle, even if there is no red egg missing, my uncle's can't be missing!" Please also ask my uncle to go and cook eggs for my uncle later. β
"Hehe, don't worry, you are busy with yours first, just send it over when it is cooked, so that we can stick your joy."
After speaking, Wu Zheng said goodbye and left, but was stopped by Zhao Yi and said, "Uncle, go slowly......"
Wu Zheng's 'go away with his clothes and hide his name and fame' style today really made him feel very unhappy, even if he was a fool, but after that, who in the entire Shenmu Village didn't look at him differently?
In this way, he is a fool who is recognized by the whole village, and in the future, his stupidity will no longer be his weakness, but will become his strength.
And if anyone in this village dares to get along with him in the future, why don't you find someone to work hard?
So Zhao Yi said: "What Uncle told you last time, did you forget it so quickly?" β
"What did you say last time? What's up? Wu Zheng didn't pretend to be stupid, but it had been a month since this happened, and he really didn't think about it at this time.
Zhao Yi smiled: "Name the children of the He brothers!" Uncle is a scholar, and you are the most literate in our entire village, and you are responsible for naming your child. β
When everyone heard this, although they didn't say anything, they couldn't help but secretly scold this Zhao Yizhen in their hearts for not being a thing, our uncle is a scholar, but if you want to say that he has literary talent, who doesn't know that he has been studying for 20 years and has not even been a child.
You asked your uncle to name the children of He Lao Wu's family, isn't that a deliberate response to He Lao Wu?
He Lao Wu said: "There is no hurry to choose a name, I see that my uncle is also tired today, so let my uncle go back and rest first!" It's never too late to choose a name after thinking about it. β
Wu Zheng thanked He Lao Wu for his kindness in his heart, and said with a smile: "I don't need this to do, I wrote it down when Zhao Dangjia told me about it a month ago, and I also thought about this name, if it wasn't for Zhao Dangjia just mentioning it, I would have forgotten it." As for the name......"
Wu Zheng stretched out his voice as if he was thinking, but the people around him couldn't help but flicker their eyes, as if there would be a tragic scene next that they couldn't bear to look at.
As a result, he heard Wu Zheng say: "Tianxingjian, a gentleman strives for self-improvement." Brother He's surname is He, so this kid is simply called He Ziqiang! It's a bit cheesy, but I'm sure this kid will grow up to be a good person. β
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but be impressed by Wu Zheng again.
Hey! This stupid nerd can do it! actually gave He Lao Wu's child a good name, at least better than our Zhu Er and Shen San! And this name seems to have a lot of origin, what is it called Tianxingjian, and you will continue to strive for self-improvement. This is a high-end atmosphere, and it has a great background!
While everyone was impressed by Wu Zheng, they couldn't help but cast envious glances at He Lao Wu's children, you must know that the entire Shenmu Village can have a name, let alone children, even adults can have a proper name.
He Lao Wu looked at the child in his cup, and muttered: "Tianxingjian, a gentleman strives for self-improvement...... Okay, my son will be called He Ziqiang in the future. I hope that he will be self-reliant since he was a child, and he will be better than him when he grows up. β
After finishing happily, he looked at Wu Zheng and said, "Uncle, aren't you going to say anything to me Lao He?" β
"Say something more?" Wu Zheng said with a smile: "Oh, that's right, this boy has to send even red eggs, so that when the child grows up, he will be able to find a daughter-in-law, and if he is paired with his daughter-in-law, he will be able to spend a full moon." So you can't prevaricate me with one. β
He Lao Wu smiled arrogantly: "No problem, uncle, I know about this, eight ...... How about sixteen? β
"Then I'll be relieved."
After speaking, Wu Zheng said goodbye and left, and when he turned around to see the lively crowd, he immediately made way for him, which was completely different from the treatment when he came.
He Lao Wu stood behind and said loudly: "Uncle, if there is anything that needs my Lao He's help in the future, just say hello, why should I do anything for my uncle." β
Wu Zheng laughed outside the crowd: "What a liver! The brain is too bloody, and it is unlucky to say these things on a happy day, you better hurry up and take the child to Xiaocui's sister-in-law! She hasn't seen this child yet! β
Wu Zheng left, but Zhao Yi in the crowd gritted his teeth angrily, today he wanted to use Wu Zheng, a stupid boy, to embarrass Seinfeld in front of everyone, and at the same time, he could also use this to win over He Lao Wu.
But who knew that Wu Zheng, a stupid boy, not only successfully saved Xiaocui's mother and son, but also gave He Laowu's son a good name, which made him steal chickens and rice, and actually lost at the hands of a fool.
But his angry appearance was quickly drowned in the crowd, everyone was busy with He Lao Wu, and the whole courtyard was filled with a lively and peaceful atmosphere, and his resentment alone seemed too insignificant here.
Seinfeld looked at Wu Zheng's departing back, her eyes were full of curiosity, what Wu Zheng did today really impressed her, and she couldn't help but think that this stupid man was really a stupid person.
In the following days, Wu Zheng's life was very peaceful, and the whole village didn't seem to make any waves because of his magic skills that day.
If you really want to say what's different, it may be that Wu Zheng's life in Shenmu Village suddenly changed from a stand-alone mode to a network mode, in the past, when he went out for a run every morning, no one greeted him even if he met someone opposite, but now it's different, even if the people in the village see him from afar, they will call him uncle.
For this reason, Wu Zheng didn't feel anything, but Seinfeld was very happy these days, the basket of red eggs sent by He Lao Wu, Seinfeld joked with Wu Zheng when he brought it to him: "The village is not rich in the first place, you are embarrassed to knock on Brother He's sixteen red eggs, and as a result, Brother He's family may only be able to eat bran for the next month." β
Wu Zheng said: "How could it be! In the morning, I saw Brother He coming back from hunting a few wild animals in the mountains, and asked me if I wanted it! How is it possible to have no food for sixteen red eggs? β
"What a nerd, it's really not fun to talk to you at all."
"Hey, don't you eat such eggs?"
"I don't want someone to give it to you by name."
"But I can't eat all this alone!"