When the military cook arrived, Tian Luo asked, "Where did you cook with water?" ”

"General Hui Yutian, the small ones get water in the nearby stream, and we usually get water on the spot when we march!"

Tian Luo roared: "Didn't we bring clear water with us on this march? Why fetch water in the river? ”

"General Tian, I'm afraid that there won't be enough clear water for this march." The chef bowed his head.

Tian Luo slapped the chef with a palm: "Give me death!"

Xia Yu grabbed Tian Luo: "Forget it, the usual marches are like this, no wonder this chef." ”

He winked and said to the cook, "You go down first." ”

The chef hurried away.

"Tell me, how is the swill Gu made?"

Time is of the essence, if all these sergeants die, he and Tian Luo will not become the commanders of the light pole, then what kind of battle will be fought by the empty. They can die in battle, they must not be poisoned!

"Swill Gu is made from the leftovers of people's usual cooking, put it in a large pot and boil it with water continuously, and finally form a small black piece, which is Swill Gu. If you want to solve the swill Gu, what accompanies it is the yellow in the human body. As long as they take Renzhonghuang, they can be cured! ”

Swill Gu is not a high-grade Gu poison, and the local people can solve it, but this medicine is really unacceptable, and Renzhong Huang is commonly said to be the feces that people excrete themselves.

When he heard that he was going to eat human Zhonghuang, a sergeant immediately said loudly in pain: "Even if Lao Tzu dies, he will never eat such a dirty thing." ”

"Me too, I will never eat anyone in the yellow!"

The sergeants protested loudly, repulsing the smelly antidote.

"What's the noise?! Which is more important, life or face? I don't believe that when you are about to die, you will not endure the stench and eat the yellow of the people! Tian Luo crossed his hands on his hips, and his face was blue: "Whatever you want, whether you like to eat or not, I'm fine anyway." With that, he turned and went into the tent.

"General Xia, you help us, you have the most schemes, and you will never let us eat people in the yellow world. Right? ”

Yelang closed the door and opened widely, and two teams of men and horses walked out with dung burdens, shouting from a distance: "Is General Xia here?" Our General Niu has specially sent you an antidote! ”

With a plop of droppings, feces overflowed from the large earthen altar, and there were some small animals in it that were scrambling to crawl out. The stench is overwhelming, and the Chinese want to vomit.

Xia Yu came to the gate and took the lead in introducing himself: "General Xia, I am General Jing Tiantian, a subordinate of General Niu. The general asked me to bring you an antidote, and I would like to say a word by the way. If you don't drink the antidote before midnight, you'll wait for your whole stomach to burst and you die. ”

After speaking, he laughed wildly without scruples, and his voice was extremely harsh.

"Our general also said that this is just the beginning, and you will see more bizarre things happening in the future. Because our great Gu Master Shi Liang is in our army, it will be us who will win! ”

Jing Kairan's sarcastic tone and arrogant attitude made Xia Yu very angry. Glancing at it calmly, he said, "Don't worry, I have my own solution to the swill Gu, and I will never drink these filthy things." It's your Gu Master, whose name is Liangduo, I'm afraid he usually eats a lot of stool, right? ”

"You!" Jing Tianran's eyes widened angrily, and he glared at Xia Yu: "General Xia can't do other kung fu, but he can do it with his mouth." Come on, pour out the antidote to these two altars, and when we go back, we will crawl on the ground like dogs and lick the antidote we sent when we watched them at the head of the city! ”

The two teams stuck bamboo poles at the bottom of the altar and overturned the altar, causing feces and urine to flow all over the ground. Jing Tianran made a gesture of contempt and led the person away.

After going back, Niu Bai praised Jing Tiantian for doing a good job, and really closed the banquet in Yelang, called Shi Liangduo, and waited to see Xia Yu's good show.

In the barracks, except for Tian Luo, Su Yuexin, and Xia Yu, they didn't eat dinner, and the rest of the people all ate. All of them were hit by the swill Gu, and their bellies became bigger and bigger.

"Tian Luo, apart from the human middle yellow, is there really no other antidote to the swill Gu?"

Tian Luo looked worriedly at the soldiers who had fallen to the ground in the camp, and nodded gloomily.

Xia Yu said all the words just now, since Tian Luo said that there was no cure, he would never believe in this evil, and walked to a pure place alone, thinking about how to solve the Gu, and never let the people of Yelang Pass see their jokes!

The production method of swill Gu made Xia Yu think of the modern ground hook oil, and I heard that the back kitchen of many hot pot restaurants uses the ground hook oil to make new grease for the guests to eat.

To deal with this kind of ground hook oil, there is a traditional Chinese medicine called Eucommia ulmoides tea, which can be effectively relieved. Now where to find the drug Eucommia tea, it's really sad.

"Dear readers, you have read for 1,080 minutes and received fifty kilograms of Eucommia tea!"

The cold electronic sound sounded like a natural sound to Xia Yu, and the reader rewarded Du Zhong tea at this time, proving that Xia Yu's guess was correct.

Walking out of the camp quickly, Tian Luo hurriedly said, "Xia Yu, take a look." Many of the sergeants fainted because they couldn't bear the pain. "Anyone who faints, clenching his teeth, can't pour eucommia tea into his mouth at all. This gave Xia Yu another headache.

"If you want me to say, if you can't think of a way, just collect the feces, and it's not for us to eat anyway." Tian Luo suggested.

"Don't worry, I've found a cure for swill Gu, it's more effective and convenient than eating human Zhonghuang!" Xia Yu said confidently.

Tian Luo couldn't believe his ears a little: "I heard it right, you found a way to cure the swill Gu?" ”

"What are you doing here? Go get the chef over! ”

The chef ate little tonight, and the Gu disease was not particularly serious, so he saluted Xia Yu and said, "General Xia, I don't know what happened when I was called?" ”

Xia Yu told him to set up a cauldron, put the eucommia tea into the pot to boil the tea, and first treat the sergeants who could drink the water.

The cook hurried to work, and after a while, a faint smell wafted from the camp, and the sober sergeants smelled this smell and felt less uncomfortable in their stomachs. After cooking, the chef drank a bowl of clear green tea, and immediately felt that the pain in his stomach was no longer high, and his spirit suddenly increased. Without his command, the sergeants who could take care of themselves automatically lined up in a long line and scooped up the tea in the pot.

"I said, why hasn't it been so long that the enemy has not come out to fight for dung?" Niu Bai picked up a lychee and said suspiciously.

Shi Liangduo said with a smile: "The general doesn't need to worry, there are still two hours left in the ion night." The people of the Northern Dynasties want to save face the most, and they will never come to eat people easily, and in the end, they are not fighting for food like dogs. ”

The Yelang defenders laughed loudly, full of confidence in Shi Liangduo's swill Gu.