Chapter 35: Failure to pretend to be X
After reading this book, everyone should be curious, what is the most important thing in starting a business?
Here Mao Sanbai can tell everyone very seriously that the most important thing in entrepreneurship is to do what you can, and never do things that you are not sure of.
Because this is not only time-consuming and labor-intensive, but also easy to humiliate!
Why did Mao 300 tell you this? Let's start with Liu Wenjun's first weekend in Shanghai.
After Chen Linlin's store opened, she encountered a problem, that is, although the decoration did not need to be done again, the store still needed to add some things, such as some shelves.
These shelves Chen Linlin and Mao Sanbai have discussed, it is definitely not cost-effective to buy solid wood, now you can go to the furniture store to see, a solid wood furniture is at least two or three thousand, and it is not particularly good.
At this time, in order to show the charm of their men, the warrior monk and Mao Sanbai did not hesitate to say to Chen Linlin and Liu Wenjun that they could buy and assemble them, and no matter how much furniture they assembled in a weekend, they could assemble them.
As a result, Liu Wenjun and Chen Linlin really believed the nonsense of the two, and bought a bunch of them without saying a word.
It is said that Chen Linlin bought these furniture because she needed them, and Liu Wenjun bought them purely because she took a lot of Chen Linlin's clothes this week, so Liu Wenjun decided to buy some furniture and give it to Chen Linlin to express his heart.
After the two girls finished buying, on Saturday morning, the four of them appeared at Qibao's clothing store early in the morning.
Don't ask why you want to install it in Qibao's clothing store, it's nonsense, if you install it in a rental house, you still have to carry these furniture to Qibao, such a big piece of furniture, aren't you afraid of any accidents on the way?
As soon as he arrived at the store and looked at the several large cardboard boxes lying on the ground, Mao Sanbai regretted it on the spot.
"Wife, how much furniture have you bought? Why do you look so much? ”
Chen Linlin looked at Mao Sanbai and said with some embarrassment: "Didn't you say that you can install as much as you want?" Then I'm not going to be polite enough to buy more, I won't be too embarrassed for you, right? ”
In front of his beloved, can Mao 300 be cowardly? This is a matter of the face of the head of the family!
"No problem, no problem at all!" Mao Sanbai patted his chest and said.
After Mao Sanbai finished speaking, he directly opened a cardboard box next to him and prepared to start installing.
And the warrior monk on the side saw Mao Sanbai like this, and felt that he couldn't lose to Mao Sanbai.
So he also said to Liu Wenjun: "Wife, don't worry, these are all small cases, let me tell you, I used to be the champion of our village model competition." For these furniture, I don't even need to look at the drawings, I can install them directly. ”
After the warrior monk finished speaking, Liu Wenjun immediately looked at him with adoring eyes.
Soon, the warrior monk also picked up a cardboard box and unpacked the outside.
Then Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk took out all these wooden planks and spread them on the ground to examine them carefully.
After watching for about five minutes, the warrior monk and Mao Sanbai turned their heads to look at each other at the same time.
"Why don't you have anything to do, what are you pretending to be? You don't need drawings yet, can you understand the drawings if you don't look at them? Mao Sanbai expressed his inner dissatisfaction with the warrior monk with his eyes.
Reading the meaning in Mao Sanbai's eyes, the warrior monk snorted disdainfully.
"Blame me too? You blame me for not having the strength yourself? ”
"Who do you say doesn't have the strength?"
"Of course it's you, I really can't look at the drawings, it's because I'm good at assembling models, you don't know anything, what are you pretending?"
After making eye contact, Mao Sanbai couldn't help but roll his eyes.
However, Chen Linlin is still on the side at the moment, and Mao Sanbai can't admit it. So I could only bite the bullet and say: "Haha, I already have a general understanding of how to install it, don't worry, I'll start working now, it only takes two hours, and these things can be installed." ”
"Well, I'm pretty much the same, but I'll only need an hour and a half at most." Saying that, the warrior monk glanced at Mao Sanbai provocatively.
"Your ......"
Mao Sanbai was speechless, this dead bald donkey might really be able to pretend.
However, regardless of whether what Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk said was true or not, at least at this moment, Chen Linlin and Liu Wenjun looked at the warrior monk and Mao Sanbai with admiration.
Soon, an hour and a half passed.
The warrior monk deserves to be a warrior monk, and this monk said that the furniture will be solved in an hour and a half.
However, the monk's solution was not to assemble the furniture, but to smash it directly.
Because he didn't look at the drawings, an hour and a half later, the warrior monk fell directly into a state of rage, and then smashed the furniture in front of him with a punch in front of everyone.
In other words, Mao Sanbai felt that the warrior monks at this moment could participate in the World Wood Splitting Competition. There are more than 20 templates in this cabinet, and the warrior monk actually smashed them all with one punch, and it seems that the kung fu was not in vain.
But big brother, you won't, you don't have to smash things, what is this called, you're angry!
However, looking at the collapsed warrior monk, Mao Sanbai was still in a very comfortable mood, you look at it, you look at it, this is the consequence of not being able to do anything.
Chen Linlin looked at Mao Sanbai, who looked sarcastic, and went up with a big mouth.
"What are you pretending? He smashed things, how much better are you than him? ”
Holding the back of his head in pain, Mao Sanbai looked at Chen Linlin with dissatisfaction and said, "Wife, what do you mean?" Haven't I already installed it? “”
Chen Linlin glanced at Mao Sanbai's completed work, and then looked at Mao Sanbai with disdain: "I bought a normal shelf, this shelf doesn't say rectangular square, but it can't be triangular, how can you install this into a pyramid?" ”
After Chen Linlin finished speaking, Mao Sanbai was also full of embarrassment, and he didn't know what was going on, after he installed it, he inexplicably installed the cabinet into a pyramid.
In this way, Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk failed to pretend to be forced for the first time, but these two did not give up, and the second time the two continued to be patient, and after studying the drawings, they began to install according to the drawings.
However, compared with Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk, Chen Linlin and Liu Wenjun are obviously much more professional, and it is also an installation, and it takes three hours for Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk to install a cabinet.
And Chen Linlin and Liu Wenjun only need two hours.
This huge gap that day made Mao Sanbai and the warrior monk almost commit suicide by throwing themselves into the river.
Two big men can't fight two little girls, and they are still their daughters-in-law, which is really embarrassing.
Having said that, three hundred must say a digression here, some time ago because three hundred was kicked out of the house, moved to a rental house outside.
And because there are more things, the wife of 300 bought an assembly shelf online.
Although it's not the first time that three hundred has installed this kind of shelf, the shelf on a treasure is updated too fast, and every time I buy it, it's not the same, so there's no reference.
So that night, from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m., the cabinet was barely installed.
After the installation, Mao Sanbai still had a sense of accomplishment, but at this time, the book friends in the group of 300 came up and complained that this thing still needs to see the drawings? Will this thing take another three hours? Isn't this thing just installed at a glance?
Well, to be honest, three hundred wanted to smash that cabinet on his head at that time, there are 23 kinds of templates in this cabinet, you can install it just by looking at it, what do you want!