Dou Xiang.
On the second day, Wu Zetian announced that Helan Jun had entered the palace, and asked him to compete with the Loulan Holy Hand on the spot, and the two of them were more fragrant in the main hall
Tang Mujin saw everything that happened in the hall through the water spirit bead, and the incense of Loulan's holy hand immediately attracted butterflies, and they danced around her, and all the officials were full of praise
Helan Jun, the arrogant bone, didn't care about the incense of Loulan's holy hand at all
Wu Zetian saw it in her eyes, and she said majestically, "Helanjun, where is your incense?"
I saw He Lanjun take out his own incense and spray it everywhere, Loulan Shengshou thought it was some kind of strange treasure, smelled it, and smiled disdainfully
The messenger on the side said, "Prince Helan, although your incense also has a refreshing fragrance, it is slightly better than our butterfly lead."
Wu Zetian was a little anxious, and asked, "Helanjun, does your incense have any other effects?"
He Lanjun spread his hands and said, "No, all the effects are here."
Wu Zetian said angrily: "So, are you admitting defeat?"
"What can you do if you don't admit defeat?" Loulan Holy Hand said proudly
"Back to Your Majesty, although there is nothing comparable to this palace, the grass people implore Your Majesty to move the Imperial Garden" He Lanjun said
Wu Zetian asked puzzledly, "Why is this?"
"Your Majesty will know when you go," He Lanjun said mysteriously
"Okay, move!" Wu Zetian agreed to He Lanjun's request
After the group moved to the Imperial Garden, He Lanjun said disdainfully, "Loulan Holy Hand, can you show your incense again?"
With a sneer on his face, Loulan Shengshou proudly took out his own incense and sprayed it on his hand, and sure enough, it attracted a group of flowers and butterflies
He Lanjun sprayed his own incense on himself, looking indifferent
But who would have thought that this time it attracted not only butterflies, but also a bunch of bees, which stung a few bags on her face at once
The bees surrounded everyone one after another, and when they were aligned, they stung, and Wu Zetian exclaimed, "Escort!" Hurry up! ”
Zhang Yizhi was hiding from the bees on the side, and called "Hurry up!" ”
But He Lanjun on the side was safe and sound, smiling and watching everyone being stung by bees, but he grasped the size, and when it was appropriate, he sprayed his own incense on Wu Zetian's body
Unexpectedly, those bees flew away immediately, and the holy hand of Loulan had already been stung in the red envelope
"How so?" Wu Zetian asked
"Back to Your Majesty, this is Weichen's insect repellent perfume, the grass people think that His Majesty will often meet foreign guests outdoors, such an important occasion, such as this imperial garden, if you find not only butterflies, but also bees, how embarrassing it is, so, of course, this insect repellent perfume of the grass people is much better than any bee and butterfly perfume," He Lanjun explained
Loulan Sheng covered the bag with his face, and exhaled angrily, "What the hell did you put in the perfume!" ”
"Lilacs" He Lanjun smiled innocently, and said, "Cloves are not only mellow and attractive, but also can repel mosquitoes, which is a must-have product for going out."
"Your country is really talented, this sentence is that we lost, let's look at the next game, retire" Loulan envoy took the initiative to admit defeat
Then he left with someone, Wu Zetian looked at the high-spirited He Lanjun, and reprimanded in a low voice, "Hmph~ Don't think that you can win someone by a little means, if you lose the next two sentences, be careful of your head!" ”
"The grass people obey!" He Lanjun bowed respectfully
After reading it, Tang Mujin also said, "Jing will play some cleverness"
put away the water spirit bead and went to the peach blossom again, Su Lianyi saw Tang Mujin coming, and immediately stepped forward
"Boss Tang is here again, is he here to find Junjun, he hasn't come back since he entered the palace," Su Lianyi said
Tang Mujin smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm here to find you."
Then he took out a small box of rouge from his sleeve, handed it to Su Lianyi, and asked, "From today onwards, no matter where you go, you must take this rouge with you, and you must not leave it, you know?"
Su Lianyi took the rouge suspiciously, opened it and sniffed it, "Isn't this an ordinary rouge?" Why do I have to carry it with me?"
"Don't worry about it so much, anyway, it can save your name at a critical time," Tang Mujin instructed
When Su Lianyi heard that it was a matter of life, she quickly nodded and said, "Well, okay!" ”
"Then I'll go first, remember, don't leave" Tang Mujin instructed repeatedly, and then left
Su Lianyi hurriedly put away this rouge, as if it was a hidden treasure
After He Lanjun came back, he told Su Lianyi the news of the victory, but Su Lianyi looked at He Lanjun who was so arrogant and felt that the arrogant soldiers would be defeated, so he planned to train He Lanjun well
"You can't go on like this, I have to train you well!" Su Lianyi squinted his eyes and said
He Lanjun glanced at Su Lianyi and said, "You can spare me, just thinking about how to win and not spend is enough for me to be annoyed, you still come to toss me!" ”
"But the arrogant soldiers will be defeated, I'm afraid you will lose, Junjun~" Su Lianyi shook He Lanjun's hand
But He Lanjun withdrew his hand and made an excuse, "Ah, I suddenly thought of how to win and not spend"
Then took the opportunity to slip away, Su Lianyi looked at the back of He Lanjun leaving, and said secretly, "Hmph, I'll train you tomorrow!" ”
On the other side, Zhang Yizhi told Pei Yuntian the news that Helanjun had won, Pei Yuntian slapped the table and said, "I didn't expect him to win, hum~ I must not let him have a chance to turn over!" ”
Zhang Yizhi fanned his fan and said, "Don't be angry, that guy Helanjun is just lucky, next time he won't be so lucky."
But although Pei Yuntian said so, he was also scared in his heart, he was afraid that He Lanjun would have a chance to turn over and surpass himself, and he had finally achieved this position, but he couldn't let him replace him!
Tang Mujin was thoughtful, and Li Xu suddenly jumped out from behind, "What are you thinking!" ”
Tang Mujin was taken aback, glanced at Li Xu, and said, "Are you tired of being alive, huh?" It's very idle, isn't it, is the floor sweeping? Are the windows cleaned? Did the firewood split? Is the meal ready? ”
Li Xu shrunk his neck and said, "People see you so depressed, they think you're unhappy, and they want to make you happy."
Tang Mujin smiled and said, "I'm fine, I'm so happy, I don't need you to tease, go back, hurry up and chop the firewood."
Li Xu shook his head and said, "That's not good, you're out alone, I'm not at ease, you're so beautiful, what if someone kidnaps you?"
The corners of Tang Mujin's mouth twitched, and she said, "Who dares to touch my aunt and grandmother?"
"That's not accurate, I heard that there is a flower thief in Luoyang City recently, who specializes in picking beautiful girls like you" Li Xu whispered in Tang Mujin's ear, pretending to be mysterious
Tang Mujin said disdainfully, "Cut, if you dare to touch the old lady, the old lady will make him unable to pick flowers for the rest of his life!" ”
Then he broke his fingers, the slender jade knuckles creaked, and suddenly punched, and it almost hit Li Xu's face, and the fist wind blew the hair next to Li Xu's ears, and he subconsciously closed his eyes
"Now you can rest assured," Tang Mujin withdrew his hand